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Mike Stoops Hired at ‘Bama as Defensive Analyst!!
Stoops will be a secret double agent for OU and the good thing he doesn't even know it!! He will yell and scream till his face turns as red as a beet!! The ’Bama way will be revealed from Mike at the Stoops Family Thanksgiving!! Pass me the gravy, Mike, as well at that Alabama defensive playbook by the mashed potatoes!!
Disco Memories!
I was once told at a local disco, forty some odd years ago, that my behind was so big that I could butt dial someone long distance!! Those ole disco days were so much fun!!
New Party Food for Millenials and Cannibals
Super Bowl, NCAA Tournaments and Tailgate parties will never be the same again with the new Cannibal Sandwich!! Raw and lean hamburger meat served with onions on rye!! Skinny jean millennials have found their sandwiches to be seen with!! 2019 tailgate parties will never be the same at OU, TU and OSU as raw hamburger, squirrel and beaver sandwiches will be the new food for young skinny jean fans in Oklahoma!!
Young Farts Riot for Travis Scott Concert Cancellation in Tulsa!
My son and his home skillets were very upset that Travis Scott partied too much at the the Super Bowl and the Enemies to make the little ole Concert in Tulsa at the BOK Center!! Young farts please do not ruin and trash out our BOK Center before our NCAA Basketball tournament arrives!!
FOS College Picks!!
TCU 85 Iowa State 80
The Horny Frogs pom squad was under investigation for using spongy substance in their shoes for extra spring in their stunt competition!! The Iowa State Pom squad also made the Souix City Gazette by fighting at a drinking establishment in Souix City!! The game was exciting but both Pom Squad were not in attendance!!
Kansas State 77 Okla. State 63
OSU needs players but a dude named Andrew Steinberg is not the best pick or the best light bulb at Home Depot!! He did make fifty free throws in a row but dribbling a basketball while walking or even running is out of the question!!
Texas Tech 79 Kansas 72
Oklahoma 77 Texas 69
Matthew McConahay wore his burnt orange three piece corduroy suit and showed the team some trick pools shots before the game!! He received phone numbers from all the OU cheer leaders, male and female!! Oklahoma is led by their freshman point guard Bienemy who has 2 turnovers in his last 7 games!! 
Western Illinois 84 ORU 78
Western Illinois and ORU play a nice game that no one saw! If a huge Sycamore tree fall in the forest and no one was around for miles would it make a sound!! Thus could you use the same adage for this game!
Arkansas 79 Texas A&M 78
Razorback Coach Anderson has his team trapping, swarming and aggressively defending every shot!! Fayetteville is a tough place to play, and they pulled out a one-point victory!! Not a good year for the Aggies!! Texas A&M officials are hovering over Kelvin Sampson at Houston with a large bag of cash close to 5 years and 20 million dollars!!
Temple 71 Tulsa 61
If your from Tulsa and playing sports in a conference that has a team in Philadelphia you should get extra credit in your core classes for elongated travel time!!
FOS MLB
Cardinals- Early pick for first in the NL Central with the acquisition of slugger, first basemen Paul Goldschmidt from Arizona and lefty reliever Andrew Miller from the Cleveland Indians! Starting pitcher Michael Wacha will be up for a new contract at the end of 2019, but his injury problems throughout his career have placed the Redbirds in no hurry to start negotiations!!
Cubs- Cubbies are shaking in their booties so much that they had to make negative comments about the greatness of the Cardinals!! Cubs only transaction this offseason was a new steroid machine in the locker room!!
Royals- The Royals should be competitive this year in the Pacific Coast League!! Their roster has local stud Bryan Flynn from Owasso!! After him I can only remember Freddie Pateck!!
Astros- The ’Stros are my pick to win the World Series IF they resign Dallas Keichel! The starting pitching staff is very solid!! More in-depth analysis to come!
Words of Wisdom from The Unwise One!
Never hide your stash of Jaeger in the maple syrup jar!! Weekend breakfast with the grandkids can be crazy!!
Have a super sports week!!
FOS / B in T
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