Faked Out SportsFOS Notes!
The Bocce Ball is Heating Up At The Center!!! 
We have a new state of the art Bocce court that is very challenging to adjust my pinpoint accuracy!! The Center has purchased new Bocce Balls and a new ramp for our wheelchair competitors!! The Hardesty Sports Complex is the top complex of its kind in America! I would invite you to take a tour of the activities and individuals of the Center!! (food poisoning) I have a chance!!
FOS Bob Stoops Prediction Comes True!!
Ex-OU Coach Bob Stoops is taking the job as head Coach and GM of the Dallas pro football team!! This was a prediction of mine in December!! Bingo!! I have dropped another mic!!
Jalen Will Be Perfect Fit For Sooner Nation!!
New OU starting QB Jalen Hurt is attending classes and learning the names of his new teammates while attending OU basketball games!! Jalen dead lifted one thousand pounds and stopped the Sooner Schooner with one hand!! He has been throwing passes with some of his new teammates and watch game film until midnight every day!! Jalen knows where the OU Switzer library is!! He knows where the OU Switzer Food Hall is!! He will be the MAN Sooner Nation!!
FOS College Basketball Picks!
Baylor 69 at Kansas State 66
Baylor seems to be headed to an NCAA bid and in the running for the Big 12 crown!! Looks like OSU and West Virginia will be the only 2 teams to not make the Big Dance out of the Big 12!! Which only has 10 teams!!
Kansas 90 at OSU 73
The Jayhawks are trying to avoid a double-digit seed in the NCAA tourney for the first time since Thomas Edison went kite flying in a storm! The Cowpokes are pretty ready to get this season behind them and bring in the Boone Twins from Memorial in Tulsa to resurrect their basketball program!! The Boone Twins are not to be confused with the ’70s British band called the Thompson Twins!!
Oklahoma 81 Kansas 74
This victory may elevate OU to a higher seed in the NCAA or the NIT!? Hell who knows!! KU will be invited to the big dance but will have to add another travel jet for FBI, CIA, and NCAA investigators!! Billy Self has lost some weight and his face color is much better when yelling at players or refs!! His hair has not moved in forty years!! Plus some folks in Lawrence say they have never seen him at a barber shop!! True story, I promise!!
Texas 73 Iowa State 68
The Cyclones had more turnovers the the Pillsbury dough dude!! Texas coach Smarty is not known for his defensive coaching but the 1-3-1 halfcourt suffocating defense worked against the clones!!
ORU 79 Omaha 67
ORU defeats the Omaha Royals and prays after the game for the Omaha team and a safe trip home, after 3 of there basketball players had bed bugs staying at a hotel unnamed!!.
Arkansas 77 Ole Miss 65
The Razorbacks seem to play well against good competition and average against average competition!! They play poorly against poor competition!! They really need to play excellent against all competition in the SEC Tournament to make the big dance!!
Tulsa 88 East Carolina 73
CIT Tournament scouts were scene eating at Talley’s after the game!! How exciting. I am stoked.
FOS MLB
Cardinals
The Birds have a plethora of young third basemen in spring camp this year!! Nineteen-year-old Nolan Gorman will get a short look and is destined for high A ball but is power hitting stud in the making!! Malcolm Nunez a twenty-year-old third baseman won the Dominican League Triple Crown last summer!!! He has been in the Cardinal camp working with Jose Oquendo since the first of February!! Eleheus Montero is another twenty-year-old who hit 15 home runs and had 69 RBIs in low A Peoria!! Matt Carpenter is officially on notice for 2021!
Cubs
The Cubs had some abrasive words for their arch enemy Cardinals!! Anthony Rizzo and Krissy Bryant seem to talk smack to the Red Birds when they are fifteen hundred miles away!! Krissy Bryant stated that St. Louis is a very boring place!! Has he ever been in the Gateway Arch when an elevator gets stuck on the way up? Has he been to Grants Farm and stepped into Clydesdale poop?? Has he had 10 sliders at the original White Castle?? Has Krissy been to East St Louis when taking a wrong turn after a late night Cardinal game!! I rest my case of Busch beer!!Astros
The Astros signed free agent C Robinson Chirinros and OF Michael Brantley. Attempts continue to sign Dallas Kuechel but the Astros and the rest of MLB seem to be stubborn!!
Royals
Royals have close to the same starting rotation and the bullpen has added lefty Travis Wood! I would project a 71-91, 2019 record.
Words of Wisdom from the Unwise One:
Never give your wife a toaster for Valentines Day!
Have a great sports week!
B in T/FOS
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