Local Player’s Jerseys In NFL Draft/Top New Coaches

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Area NFL Jerseys:

Cee Dee Lamb Dallas Cowboys WR #88

Neville Galimore  Dallas Cowboys DT  #99

Kenneth Murray  San Diego Chargers LB #56

Jalen Hurts  Philadelphia Eagles QB #2

Reggie Robinson II  Dallas Cowboys CB

#41

Trevis Gipson Chicago Bears DE/LB #99

This really happened!!

I have missed sports so much I went to the airport to boo the Jets!! 

Quick Trip is doing it’s part to reduce the oil glut, one free tank of gas with every cup of coffee!

Gas prices are so low, how low are they B in T?  So low that the attendant washed my windshield and gave me a free Sinclair plastic green dinosaur!!

FOS Top New College Coaches in 2020 or Post Coronavirus Season:

1. Mike Leach - Mississippi State - very quick-witted, fiery, and innovative coach which is vastly needed in the Southeastern Conference!!
2. Mike Norvell - Florida State - Ex- Tulsa University assistant coach who can recruit anywhere!!  Ask Memphis’ talented team for which he came!!  Coach Norvell is another AAC coach who will be tested by the big bad Power 5 conferences!!
3. Lane Kiffin - Ole Miss - Kiffin’s name recognition gets him more gigs than REO Speedwagon!!  Still a good hire and hopefully Coach Grumpy Saban does not intimidate him!!
4. Nick Rolovich - Washington State - Coach Rolovich is an extremely charismatic and innovative offensive mind which he displayed at Hawaii!!
5. Dave Aranda - Baylor -  Coach Aranda was the defensive coordinator for LSU and is a great fit for Baylor!!  Baylor and Aranda will take the Texas recruiting territory and attack!!
6. Jeff Scott - South Florida - Co-Offensive Coordinator Clemson.  Pretty easy to coach super stud QB Lawrence but has a great mind and has been with Dabo Swinney for 12 years!!  Winner!
7. Sam Pittman - Arkansas -  Previously Georgia O Line Coach at Georgia.  Pittman is known as college football top O Line coach!!
8. Todd Graham - Hawaii -  Coach Graham was the head coach at Arizona State 3 years ago.  He was in Arizona real estate until the Hawaii job was open.  While at Tulsa he was known as the Tasmanian Devil due to his stature and demeanor!!
9. Eli Drinkwirz- Missouri -  Coach Drinkwitch came from 12-1 Appalachian State FBS university.  Appalachian State has a great tradition of upsetting some Power 5 programs!!  Coach Drinkwitty as the new coach of the Missouri Tigers is similar to the Baskin Robbins Ice Cream flavor of the month!!
10. David Alexander  Broken Arrow High School - Rumors are swirling he may be headed to the Philadelphia Eagles!Former TU star!
11. Bill Blankenship - Owasso High School - Top recruiter in the state and former TU star QB!!
12. Antonio Graham - Owasso Defensive Coordinator - He will become head coach at Owasso once Bill retires to coach grandkids in INFC youth football!!

Welcome to Tampa Bay, Tom Brady!

The following are a few things Tom and Giselle cannot do in their new city:

1. Walk into any Tampa mansion and throw you luggage down like you own the place!!  Can't do that Tommy Boy!!
2. Allow wife Giselle to be nude on any Tampa beach!  On second thought it's OK Gisselle!! But really you can't do that Tommy Boy!  Gisselle CAN!
3. Tom had their children open up Martini stands in the front yard and charge 15 dollars per drink!   Can't do that Tommy Boy!
4. Tom cannot go to an closed park and do exercises while smoking a fatty!  Can't do that Tommy Boy!
5. Tom was pulled over by local Tampa Police for explicit language written on his jacked-up Escalade!!  The verbiage was similar to ’Puck the Fatriots’!!  Can't do that Tommy Boy!

Oklahoma Sooner Fans Are Seeking Help From Numerous Psychiatric Doctors Due to the Possibility of the Season Being Canceled!!

FOS Bobbleheads:

Tom and Gisselle Brady have arrived in Tampa and are ready for the kids to get involved in the local youth sports programs!!  Tom and Gisselle's kids are ages 12,10 and 7!  Tom has already signed his 2 boys and girl, up for the TYF Tampa Youth Football!  Gisselle insists on the tots wearing the Coronavirus Nike face masks if they are cleared to play!!  Tom has promised to purchase all the jerseys and a team Newmar King Aire 4553 Recreational Vehicle!!– Around $1 Million Smackeroos!!  Party time Italian style!!

Words of wisdom from the unwise one:

Why did I wear a Coronavirus mask when alone in my car talking to my dog?

I need a Margarita intravenously stat!

Have a great sports less week!!

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New Presidential Candidates? / FOS 2020 Top 5 Toughest College Football Schedules

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FOS Picks:

I have been remiss with my sports 🏈 picks over the last few weeks simply cuz there ain't no sports hap po nin!!!  So here are some B in T / FOS picks!!

Over/Under at 40lbs.

Coronavirus Weight gain by President Trump - Take the over!

Over/Under at 103,245,555 new born.

The number of babies incubating during Coronavirus. -- take the over of any number placed here!

Over/Under- Nape of Back

The length of OSU Coach Gundy’s mullet!  Take the butt!  Not upper back, not ankles, not the waist, and not the nape of the back!!

Over/Under $425 per share
Netflix stock-- take the under:  Once the sports 🏀 world is revived Netflix will no longer be the go-to TV king!!

Over/Under July 4th 🇺🇸

Date of Tulsa Drillers first pitch (post quarantine)--- take the under (earlier date!)  THE SOONER THE BETTER!

Number of times on T.V., in one week:

Legend:  TOT - times on TV

Oklahoma Governor Stitt 31 TOT  Tulsa Mayor Bynum 17 TOT

Governor Stitt is very camera friendly!

New York Governor Cuomo 42 TOT  President Trump 35 TOT

Major shootout between these two Coronavirus Legends!

Sign language dude for Governor Stitt 63 TOT

Sign language dude for Mayor Bunyan 28 TOT  - The dude for Governor Stitt is already a YouTube legend!

FOS Top Outside the Box Candidates for President other than Trump and Biden:

Andrew Cuomo Governor of New York:  Has more television air time that Oprah's specials or diet commercials during the Coronavirus!!

Joe Castiglione Athletic Director Oklahoma University:  Last time he made a bad decision was in 5th grade when he told his gym coach that if he gave him swats with his Black Beauty paddle he would need a good attorney!!

Snoop Dog Entertainer:  

Legalize Marijuana world wide!  Boom ELECTED!

Pumpkin Man: First of all he has 1 billion twitter followers.  Huge following of Millennials, Yuppies, Dincs, College-age technology nerds and former Bernie Sanders voters!!  Will advertise on Faked Out Sports!!

I NEED TO GET BACK TO THE CENTER GYM NOW BEFORE I EXPLODE!!  LITERALLY!!

  

Surplus of Chicken Wings Throughout America!!

An influx of over 100 million chicken wings are scattered throughout restaurants and grocery stores when the NCAA Tournaments were canceled and party gatherings were ceased due to Coronavirus!!  With the reopening of Buffalo Wings soon, the millions of wings will be sold for 10 cents apiece but beers will be 10 bucks for a draw!!

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FOS 2020 5 Toughest College Football Schedules:

1. Arkansas - New Coach Pittman is hitting the ground running with FOS toughest schedule!  The schedule: vs. Nevada, at Notre Dame, at Mississippi State, vs. Texas A&M (Arlington), vs. Charleston Southern, vs. Alabama, vs. LSU, vs. Tennessee, at Auburn, vs. Ole Miss, vs. Louisiana-Monroe, at Mizzou
2. Ole Miss - New Coach Kiffin is welcome to the SEC with a monster of a schedule!  The schedule: vs. Baylor (Houston), vs. Southeast Missouri, vs. Auburn, at LSU, vs. Alabama, at Vanderbilt, vs. Florida, vs. UConn, at Texas A&M, at Arkansas, vs. Georgia Southern, vs. Mississippi State
3. USC - Very career-ending schedule for Coach Helton who has already sent some resumes out!!  The schedule: vs. Alabama (Arlington), vs. New Mexico, at Stanford, vs. Arizona State, at Utah, vs. California, at Arizona, vs. Colorado, at Oregon, vs. Washington, at UCLA, vs. Notre Dame
4. Tennessee - The Volunteers are surging with a nasty SEC schedule and at Oklahoma!  The schedule: vs. Charlotte, at Oklahoma, vs. Furman, vs. Florida, vs. Mizzou, at South Carolina, vs. Alabama, at Arkansas, vs. Kentucky, vs. Troy, at Vanderbilt
5. Auburn - Coach Malzone must have cast iron undies on cause he keeps getting his butt chewed out by the Auburn foo foos and somehow survives year after year after year!  The schedule: vs. Alcorn State, vs. North Carolina (Atlanta), at Ole Miss, vs. Southern Miss, vs. Kentucky, at Georgia, vs. Texas A&M, at Mississippi State, vs. Arkansas, vs. UMass, vs. LSU, at Alabama

Three Days of Fun with a Super Draft!!

Oklahoma Sooners - AKA Dallas North- The Dallas Cowboys take Cee Dee Lamb in first round!!  Then Boom, Sooner Neville Galamore in third round!!  The Los Angeles Chargers drafted OU 240lb 4.5 speedy middle linebacker Kenneth Murray in the first round!!  Jalen Hurts was taken in the second round by the Philadelphia Eagles!!  Hurts was the fourth QB taken in the draft!!  The Eagles brass said one word was why we took Mr. Hurts:  WINNER!!  

Tulsa Golden Hurricane - I absolutely never get to write about the ’Cane after a draft BUT two young men made Hurricane Nation very proud this year!!

Reggie Robinson II cornerback was drafted in the fourth round by the Dallas Cowboys!! He was also had the highest Wonderlich test score of 32 which was highest of all defensive backs!!  I need a Reggie Robinson II Cowboy jersey for fathers day!!!  Superstud Trevis Gipson was drafted in the fifth round by the (now my second favorite team) Chicago Bears!!  Need jersey!!  Next stud to be drafted by NFL, from TU-  Zaven Collins!

Arkansas Razorbacks - McTelvin Agim DT 6’3” 309 lbs, will be an immediate need for the Denver Broncos who grabbed him in the third round!!  Kamren Curl a Safety at 6’1” 206 lbs was taken in the seventh round by the Washington Redskins!!  He played his high school football at Muskogee High School!!

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Below are a couple of B in T's granddaughters relaxing after a workout!!  The OKC sisters are Frankie, 20 months old and Rosie, 4 months old!!  Rosie can squat 26 lbs, which is a world record for any child under 4 months of age!!  Frankie is very fast and quick on her feet!!   Rosie is already being scouted by the Tulsa girls rugby team!!  32" WINGSPAN!!

Words of wisdom from the unwise one:

Always let your spouse know when you decide to but a pet tiger!!  Be considerate of their feelings!!

Have a great sport less week!

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Bob’s Bail Bonds and Car Wash (Chicago, IL) Big Brother Bill’s Psychic Palm Reading and Bed & Breakfast (Tulsa, OK) MR Bait, Fishing Tackle and Homemade Fudge Shop (Boulder, CO) Weh’s Wiener Wagon and Dry Cleaners, Lawrence, Kansas T-Brew’s Cockroach Farm and Pizza Palace, Tulsa, OK Dr. Richard Stephens DDS Roy Thomason Retired Sigma Chi TU

FOS Way Too Early 2020 Heisman Frontrunners!

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Birds chirping, restaurants reopening, Governor Cuomo Smiling, and Biden and Hillary holding hands!!  Cuck the Foronavirus!!

ESPN Wanted:  At Least One Producer and Cameraman!!  Immediately!!

ESPN brain trusts have put together such events as reruns of National Spelling bees and HORSE basketball 🏀 with camera angles and feed that was obviously set up by their quarantined children!!  Cameramen, please send resumes to:     

ESPN

P.O. box 2

Bristol, Connecticut  12121-222

ESPN Announces Tulsa own Zaven Collins as one of the top 10 stand up linebackers in America!!  Make Tulsa proud!!

Beware of Weird Smells During the Epidemic!!

Oklahoma Natural Gas has an ad on the radio that says if you smell rotten eggs and hear hissing noises you should head for the hills!!  In the B in T household, we have this drill down to a daily science!!

Seriously!!  Hehehehe!

FOS 2020 Way to Frickin Early Heisman Rankings:

1. Trevor Lawrence QB Clemson, easy pick, needs to shave his head!  No more hair product commercial!!
2. Justin Fields QB Ohio State, he has Heisman talent and speedster wideouts!  Ohio State is loaded around this Heisman hopeful!!
3. Kenneth Gainwell RB Memphis, 2,100 plus yards rushing and receiving as a true freshman!  Long shot sleeper pick!!
4. Kedin Slovis QB Southern Cal, new OC Graham Herrell will help the true sophomore to a huge year!!  Great name, sounds like a Russian mobster!!
5. Spencer Rattler QB Oklahoma, RS Freshman has a lot to prove but has Lincoln Riley as a coach!!  Partied with my son at bar in Norman in February!!  I have pics!!  So proud!!
6. Derek Stingley Jr. LSU DB/WR, possible two-way player who starred as a freshman at Safety!!  Son of NFL’s Darrell Stingley!                                                         
7. Chuba Hubbard RB Oklahoma State, super offense and super stats and he will be the top back drafted in 2021 Draft!  No relation to the Chuba Cobre on Ghost Nation!!                                                                                                                 
8. Zaven Collins LB/Edge pass rusher Tulsa, Monster at 6’5” 260 lbs and 4.6 speed!!  He is from Hominy, Oklahoma where he could be Mayor!!  Great person!!  Homer pick!!
9. Tylen Wallace WR Oklahoma State, great hands and offense that will help him get huge stats!!                                                                                                              
10. Sam Elingher QB Texas, if he can beat OU he might be in the top 5 but not hap po nin!!!!

THE MOUNTAIN' IS COMING TO COLLEGE FOOTBALL

Meet 17-year-old Bryce Foster, the 6'5", 330-pound offensive lineman (and potential Olympian) in the 2021 class that everyone is after.  Oklahoma, LSU, and Texas A&M are the leading contenders for the baby bull from Katy, Texas!!

FOS Coronavirus 45 Day Status Report:

Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking or an Oklahoma Meth problem!

I used to spin that toilet paper like I was at the craps table in Cesars Palace in Vegas!!  Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe!!

I need to practice social-distancing from brownies in the refrigerator!

I had a tough time deciding where to go for social distancing Easter Dinner ----- The living room or the bedroom?

The pets are not good at finding Easter Eggs!!

S.S.D.D.---every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit.  Baggy pajamas will have you believe all is well and the bundle of joy is more comfortable!!

Homeschooling is going well.  Except 2 students were suspended for smoking hooch in their room and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job!

I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone Time!

This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her.  I came into my house, told my dog about the talking cat and he told me to put down my crack pipe!