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FOS Notes ’bout Nuthin:
Area NFL Jerseys:
Cee Dee Lamb Dallas Cowboys WR #88
Neville Galimore Dallas Cowboys DT #99
Kenneth Murray San Diego Chargers LB #56
Jalen Hurts Philadelphia Eagles QB #2
Reggie Robinson II Dallas Cowboys CB
#41
Trevis Gipson Chicago Bears DE/LB #99
This really happened!!
I have missed sports so much I went to the airport to boo the Jets!!
Quick Trip is doing it’s part to reduce the oil glut, one free tank of gas with every cup of coffee!
Gas prices are so low, how low are they B in T? So low that the attendant washed my windshield and gave me a free Sinclair plastic green dinosaur!!
FOS Top New College Coaches in 2020 or Post Coronavirus Season:
- Mike Leach - Mississippi State - very quick-witted, fiery, and innovative coach which is vastly needed in the Southeastern Conference!!
- Mike Norvell - Florida State - Ex- Tulsa University assistant coach who can recruit anywhere!! Ask Memphis’ talented team for which he came!! Coach Norvell is another AAC coach who will be tested by the big bad Power 5 conferences!!
- Lane Kiffin - Ole Miss - Kiffin’s name recognition gets him more gigs than REO Speedwagon!! Still a good hire and hopefully Coach Grumpy Saban does not intimidate him!!
- Nick Rolovich - Washington State - Coach Rolovich is an extremely charismatic and innovative offensive mind which he displayed at Hawaii!!
- Dave Aranda - Baylor - Coach Aranda was the defensive coordinator for LSU and is a great fit for Baylor!! Baylor and Aranda will take the Texas recruiting territory and attack!!
- Jeff Scott - South Florida - Co-Offensive Coordinator Clemson. Pretty easy to coach super stud QB Lawrence but has a great mind and has been with Dabo Swinney for 12 years!! Winner!
- Sam Pittman - Arkansas - Previously Georgia O Line Coach at Georgia. Pittman is known as college football top O Line coach!!
- Todd Graham - Hawaii - Coach Graham was the head coach at Arizona State 3 years ago. He was in Arizona real estate until the Hawaii job was open. While at Tulsa he was known as the Tasmanian Devil due to his stature and demeanor!!
- Eli Drinkwirz- Missouri - Coach Drinkwitch came from 12-1 Appalachian State FBS university. Appalachian State has a great tradition of upsetting some Power 5 programs!! Coach Drinkwitty as the new coach of the Missouri Tigers is similar to the Baskin Robbins Ice Cream flavor of the month!!
- David Alexander Broken Arrow High School - Rumors are swirling he may be headed to the Philadelphia Eagles!Former TU star!
- Bill Blankenship - Owasso High School - Top recruiter in the state and former TU star QB!!
- Antonio Graham - Owasso Defensive Coordinator - He will become head coach at Owasso once Bill retires to coach grandkids in INFC youth football!!
Welcome to Tampa Bay, Tom Brady!
The following are a few things Tom and Giselle cannot do in their new city:
- Walk into any Tampa mansion and throw you luggage down like you own the place!! Can't do that Tommy Boy!!
- Allow wife Giselle to be nude on any Tampa beach! On second thought it's OK Gisselle!! But really you can't do that Tommy Boy! Gisselle CAN!
- Tom had their children open up Martini stands in the front yard and charge 15 dollars per drink! Can't do that Tommy Boy!
- Tom cannot go to an closed park and do exercises while smoking a fatty! Can't do that Tommy Boy!
- Tom was pulled over by local Tampa Police for explicit language written on his jacked-up Escalade!! The verbiage was similar to ’Puck the Fatriots’!! Can't do that Tommy Boy!
Oklahoma Sooner Fans Are Seeking Help From Numerous Psychiatric Doctors Due to the Possibility of the Season Being Canceled!!
FOS Bobbleheads:
Tom and Gisselle Brady have arrived in Tampa and are ready for the kids to get involved in the local youth sports programs!! Tom and Gisselle's kids are ages 12,10 and 7! Tom has already signed his 2 boys and girl, up for the TYF Tampa Youth Football! Gisselle insists on the tots wearing the Coronavirus Nike face masks if they are cleared to play!! Tom has promised to purchase all the jerseys and a team Newmar King Aire 4553 Recreational Vehicle!!– Around $1 Million Smackeroos!! Party time Italian style!!
Words of wisdom from the unwise one:
Why did I wear a Coronavirus mask when alone in my car talking to my dog?
I need a Margarita intravenously stat!
Have a great sports less week!!
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