Friday, May 15, 2020

Noodling in Oklahoma/ College Football Top 5 True Freshman!



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FOS Note ’bout Nuthin:

FOS Announces the 2020 Kingfisher World Championship Noodling Festival is BACK!!

No Coronavirus is stopping the world-famous noodling event in Kingfisher, Oklahoma!!  This will be the 28th year for the local event, July 14 through 17th!!  The event will be covered by the ESPN Fishing Channel and Tulsa’s KOTV Tess Maune (Oklahoma’s TV Anchor of the Year) and Sawyer Bussey (Oklahoma’s Reporter of the Year 2018-2019)!!  Tess and Sawyer will have their own noodling team sponsored by Barilla Mini Noodles!!  Mrs. Maune is an expert noodler and has caught two catfish that weigh more than she does!!  Miss Bussey is a rookie to noodling but has been training with small garfish, goldfish and piranha!!  

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Safe distancing will be practiced through the Noodling festival and the tournament:
  1. All teams can only have two noodlers in the water at one time.
  2. All participants must be tested and each fish caught must be weighed and tested for the Coronavirus!!  Extreme measures for extreme times!!
  3. The Shed Bar and Grill catfish eating contest must have all folks 6 feet apart throughout the event!!
  4. All parade participants must be 6 feet apart!
  5. All clogging dancers in the parade must be 6 feet apart!!
Stay tuned for more FOS/ESPN noodling coverage!


Faked Out Sports Top 2020 Incoming True College Football Freshmen:

Bryan Bresee  DL Clemson - He was rated as the #1 high school player in the nation in many preps magazines!!  The rich get richer and richer!!

Desmond Evans  DL North Carolina - Mac Brown picked this young man straight out of Chapel Hill!  Mac can recruit!  Defensive linemen are hard to find!  Mr. Evan’s 6’6” 275 lb frame will be playing often and quickly!!

Myles Slusher Safety Arkansas - This super young man from Broken Arrow switched from Oregon to Arkansas to be closer to his great family and to his favorite blog FOS/B in T!! πŸ˜ƒπŸ€ͺ  Arkansas has him penciled in for strong safety due to his strong coverage and tackling ability!!

Bryce Young QB Alabama - This California recruit was headed to Mac Brown and North Carolina initially but Moses (Grumpy Saban) came from high and summoned him to Alabama!!  Young should be the starting QB by the third game!!

Bijon Robinson, RB Texas - Texas has two strong backs ahead of him but this number 1 prep back out of Arizona is too good for the bench!!  Hoping that Coach Herrman can figure this out!!


2020 College Football Coaches Sitting On A Hot Iron: 

Hot Iron Ranking
Coach Name
School
Age

Compensation
Yrs.
W
L
1st
Clay Helton
USC
46

$6,000,000
5
40
21
2
Tom Herman
Texas
43

$5,750,000
5
46
19
3
Kevin Sumlin
Arizona
54

$2,000,000
11
95
58
4
Will Muschamp
South Carolina
47

$4,200,000
8
54
46
5
Derek Mason
Vanderbilt
44

$3,000,000
6
27
47
6
Scott Frost
Nebraska
43

$5,000,000
4
28
22
7
Randy Edsall
Connecticut
60

$1,500,000
20
102
134
8
Jeremy Morrill (B in T nephew)
Blackwell High School
29

$36,000
1
1
9
9
Dana Holgorsen
Houston
48

$4,000,000
9
65
49
10
Chip Kelly
UCLA
55

$6,000,000
6
53
24
11
Dana Dimel
UTEP
56

$700,000
8
32
61
12
Kelley Morrill Conaghan  (B in T cousin)
Tonkawa High
34

$1  (arrangement)
1
1
9
13
Doug Martin
New Mexico State
55

$425,000
14
51
116
14
Pat Fitzgerald
Northwestern
44

$3,500,000
14
99
79
15
Mike Bloomgren
Rice
41

$1,000,000
2
5
20
16
Steve Campbell
South Alabama
52

$600,000
9
64
42
17
Mike Morrill (B in T brother -in -law)
Cushing High School
35

$20,000 plus hunting land with deer stand!
1
1
9
18
Tom Arth
Akron
38

$600,000
7
49
33
19
Mike Locksley
Maryland
50

$3,000,000
5
6
40
20
Jeff Brohm
Purdue
47

$4,000,000
6
47
31
21
Lovie Smith
Illinois
60

$3,200,000
4
15
33
22
Dave Doeren
NC State
47

$3,000,000
9
70
46


Conversation overheard at the Neville Gallamore draft watch party a couple of weeks ago:

You good man?

Yeah dog.  Why?  Whazzup?

I thought I heard a something loud drop!!

That was my new Dallas Cowboy jersey!!

Your shirt fell and made that loud klump sound!?

I was in it dawg!!!

***That FOS joke was sponsored by Southern Hills work out trainer extraordinaire Andre Tourhino!!


FOS Too Dang Early 2021 Super Bowl Prediction:

Super Bowl XXVI will be located in Tampa, Florida at Raymond James Stadium February 7, 2021!!

Tampa Bay Buccaneers vs. Miami Dolphins!!
Tom Brady vs. Tua Taglaviaola

All Florida Super Bowl In Florida!!


FOS Bobbleheads:

Mimi and Papa B in T took the grandkids to Woolaroc in search of the great Buffalo hamburger!!  We saw wild animals such as Buffalo, Antelope, Elk, Crocodiles, Wild Chickens, Reindeer, Elephants, and of course Tigers!!  So we stayed more than 6 feet away from all the animals per Governor Stitt!  Ana wanted to feed the Tiger, like the Tiger King, but I assured her we would next time!!

Words of Wisdom from the unwise one:
Smokem if you got em!

Have a great sports less week!!

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