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FOS Picks:
I have been remiss with my sports 🏈 picks over the last few weeks simply cuz there ain't no sports hap po nin!!! So here are some B in T / FOS picks!!
Over/Under at 40lbs.
Coronavirus Weight gain by President Trump - Take the over!
Over/Under at 103,245,555 new born.
The number of babies incubating during Coronavirus. -- take the over of any number placed here!
Over/Under- Nape of Back
The length of OSU Coach Gundy’s mullet! Take the butt! Not upper back, not ankles, not the waist, and not the nape of the back!!
Over/Under $425 per share
Netflix stock-- take the under: Once the sports 🏀 world is revived Netflix will no longer be the go-to TV king!!
Netflix stock-- take the under: Once the sports 🏀 world is revived Netflix will no longer be the go-to TV king!!
Over/Under July 4th 🇺🇸
Date of Tulsa Drillers first pitch (post quarantine)--- take the under (earlier date!) THE SOONER THE BETTER!
Legend: TOT - times on TV
Oklahoma Governor Stitt 31 TOT Tulsa Mayor Bynum 17 TOT
Governor Stitt is very camera friendly!
New York Governor Cuomo 42 TOT President Trump 35 TOT
Major shootout between these two Coronavirus Legends!
Sign language dude for Governor Stitt 63 TOT
Sign language dude for Mayor Bunyan 28 TOT - The dude for Governor Stitt is already a YouTube legend!
FOS Top Outside the Box Candidates for President other than Trump and Biden:
Andrew Cuomo Governor of New York: Has more television air time that Oprah's specials or diet commercials during the Coronavirus!!
Joe Castiglione Athletic Director Oklahoma University: Last time he made a bad decision was in 5th grade when he told his gym coach that if he gave him swats with his Black Beauty paddle he would need a good attorney!!
Snoop Dog Entertainer:
Legalize Marijuana world wide! Boom ELECTED!
Pumpkin Man: First of all he has 1 billion twitter followers. Huge following of Millennials, Yuppies, Dincs, College-age technology nerds and former Bernie Sanders voters!! Will advertise on Faked Out Sports!!
I NEED TO GET BACK TO THE CENTER GYM NOW BEFORE I EXPLODE!! LITERALLY!!
Surplus of Chicken Wings Throughout America!!
An influx of over 100 million chicken wings are scattered throughout restaurants and grocery stores when the NCAA Tournaments were canceled and party gatherings were ceased due to Coronavirus!! With the reopening of Buffalo Wings soon, the millions of wings will be sold for 10 cents apiece but beers will be 10 bucks for a draw!!
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FOS 2020 5 Toughest College Football Schedules:
- Arkansas - New Coach Pittman is hitting the ground running with FOS toughest schedule! The schedule: vs. Nevada, at Notre Dame, at Mississippi State, vs. Texas A&M (Arlington), vs. Charleston Southern, vs. Alabama, vs. LSU, vs. Tennessee, at Auburn, vs. Ole Miss, vs. Louisiana-Monroe, at Mizzou
- Ole Miss - New Coach Kiffin is welcome to the SEC with a monster of a schedule! The schedule: vs. Baylor (Houston), vs. Southeast Missouri, vs. Auburn, at LSU, vs. Alabama, at Vanderbilt, vs. Florida, vs. UConn, at Texas A&M, at Arkansas, vs. Georgia Southern, vs. Mississippi State
- USC - Very career-ending schedule for Coach Helton who has already sent some resumes out!! The schedule: vs. Alabama (Arlington), vs. New Mexico, at Stanford, vs. Arizona State, at Utah, vs. California, at Arizona, vs. Colorado, at Oregon, vs. Washington, at UCLA, vs. Notre Dame
- Tennessee - The Volunteers are surging with a nasty SEC schedule and at Oklahoma! The schedule: vs. Charlotte, at Oklahoma, vs. Furman, vs. Florida, vs. Mizzou, at South Carolina, vs. Alabama, at Arkansas, vs. Kentucky, vs. Troy, at Vanderbilt
- Auburn - Coach Malzone must have cast iron undies on cause he keeps getting his butt chewed out by the Auburn foo foos and somehow survives year after year after year! The schedule: vs. Alcorn State, vs. North Carolina (Atlanta), at Ole Miss, vs. Southern Miss, vs. Kentucky, at Georgia, vs. Texas A&M, at Mississippi State, vs. Arkansas, vs. UMass, vs. LSU, at Alabama
Three Days of Fun with a Super Draft!!
Oklahoma Sooners - AKA Dallas North- The Dallas Cowboys take Cee Dee Lamb in first round!! Then Boom, Sooner Neville Galamore in third round!! The Los Angeles Chargers drafted OU 240lb 4.5 speedy middle linebacker Kenneth Murray in the first round!! Jalen Hurts was taken in the second round by the Philadelphia Eagles!! Hurts was the fourth QB taken in the draft!! The Eagles brass said one word was why we took Mr. Hurts: WINNER!!
Tulsa Golden Hurricane - I absolutely never get to write about the ’Cane after a draft BUT two young men made Hurricane Nation very proud this year!!
Tulsa Golden Hurricane - I absolutely never get to write about the ’Cane after a draft BUT two young men made Hurricane Nation very proud this year!!
Reggie Robinson II cornerback was drafted in the fourth round by the Dallas Cowboys!! He was also had the highest Wonderlich test score of 32 which was highest of all defensive backs!! I need a Reggie Robinson II Cowboy jersey for fathers day!!! Superstud Trevis Gipson was drafted in the fifth round by the (now my second favorite team) Chicago Bears!! Need jersey!! Next stud to be drafted by NFL, from TU- Zaven Collins!
Arkansas Razorbacks - McTelvin Agim DT 6’3” 309 lbs, will be an immediate need for the Denver Broncos who grabbed him in the third round!! Kamren Curl a Safety at 6’1” 206 lbs was taken in the seventh round by the Washington Redskins!! He played his high school football at Muskogee High School!!
FOS Bobbleheads
Below are a couple of B in T's granddaughters relaxing after a workout!! The OKC sisters are Frankie, 20 months old and Rosie, 4 months old!! Rosie can squat 26 lbs, which is a world record for any child under 4 months of age!! Frankie is very fast and quick on her feet!! Rosie is already being scouted by the Tulsa girls rugby team!! 32" WINGSPAN!!
Words of wisdom from the unwise one:
Always let your spouse know when you decide to but a pet tiger!! Be considerate of their feelings!!
Have a great sport less week!
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