Last Minute Shopping/Last Minute NFL Picks

Last Minute Christmas Shopping = Last Minute FOS NFL Picks!!

Browns 34  Bengals 17

Browns’ QB Mayfield was given a key to the City of Cleveland and to the City of Cincinnati after the game!!  Baker did the crotch grab to his old coach Hue Jackson after the game!!  Hue still tried to hug him!  Odd!

Cowboys 31  Buccaneers 16

All Joes Crab Shack restaurants in Dallas were put on alert when the Buccaneer QB arrived on the Buccaneer jet!!  Jamis Winston has been know to pilfer lobster from Joe’s Crab Shack and da Cowboys with their new found offense win going away!!

Saints 27 Steelers 24

Steelers seem to be struggling but with Rothlensbugar at the helm, and they will somehow sneak into the playoffs!!

Too much Brees on this day!!

Seahawks 33 Chiefs 31

Seahawks are tough at home!!  Steve Largent and Jim Zorn beat the Chiefs like a drum in the late 70s and early 80s!!  I am predicting the Seahawks will  do it again this week!!

Da Bears 27  49ers  13

Da Bears and their John Cena looking QB Mitchell Trubinski went through the the 49ers defense like Donnie Boy through a lie detector test!!  Playoff bound Bears will play a scrimmage against the Oklahoma Sooners and lose!!  True story, got it from TMZ, I swear.........scouts honor!!

Words of wisdom from the FOS staff!!

Never take your kids to a place with red lights called ‘Candy Land’ thinking it was where they could visit Santa!!  Bring some one dollar bills and visit later!!

Have a Very Merry Christmas! 🎁🎄 

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Local Sports 12 Days of Christmas/College Hoop Picks

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Christmas Carol from all of us at Faked Out Sports!!

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: one OU National Championship!

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Two OSU Cowboy’s Pistols Firing!!

Three Stoop brothers maybe getting 

hiring!!

Four Hogs a Razorbacking!!

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Five Golden Balls..............Bixby Football!!

Six Tulsa Football WINS to be bowl eligible!!

Seven Dallas Cowboys defensive players all pros!

Eight Oklahoma City Thunder playoffs in nine years

Nine St. Louis Redbirds a chirping!!

Ten Chiefs new defensive players under the Christmas tree!!

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Eleven Kansas Big 12 Basketball Championships in a row!!

Twelve actual teams in the Big 12 Conference!!

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FOS College Basketball picks

Kansas State 81  Vanderbilt 71

The Wildcats tamed the Commodores!!  Vanderbilt, of course, was named by a singing group from the 70s led by Lionel Ritchie!!!  

Northwestern 74 Oklahoma 70

The Sooners could not handle the brainiac, bulked up Northwestern team!!  

Tulsa 82 ORU 69

Tulsa surprises the Golden Eagles on their home court for the Mayors Cup!!  TU keeps the Mayors Cup at the Westby Student Union on top of the soft Ice cream machine!!!

Kansas 88  Arizona State 82

Kansas has a number of players that are injured or under NCAA investigation but still manage to kick aspirin bottle!!

Kentucky 89 North Carolina 80  CBS Classic Tournament

A couple of blue blood teams fighting for early supremacy in the basketball rankings!!  The number of suits on the Wildcats bench outnumbered the number of suits on the Tarheel bench 14-12!!  

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Christmas Wishes for FOS Readers/More Correct Bowl Picks!!

Christmas Wishes For My Faked Out Sports Readers (all 107 of you)!!

1. A Christmas Wish for World Peace................but very tough to get with Donnie Boy at the helm!!
2. A Christmas Wish for a white Christmas for all!!  Do not eat yellow, or brownish, or greyish snow!!!
3. A Christmas Wish for all your sports teams to win all their games!!  
4. A Christmas Wish for someone in Washington, D.C. Involved in running this United States government to PLEASE TELL THE FUUURRRRICKING TRUTH!!
5. A Christmas Wish for Tulsa University's academic and athletics have a super fiscal 2019 year!!
6. A Christmas wish that Sooner Nation does not forget how blessed they are to have an athletic department that is next to none thanks to Mr. Castiglione!!  
7. A Christmas wish for coal in the stockings for the Big 12 suits that poo-pooed the upside down horns sign into a 15-yard penalty!!
8. A Christmas wish for Frosty the Snowman, Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer, and the Grinch, to all get together and have 1 frickin Christmas Special at one time and on 1 channel (CBS)..............please!

WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS!! 

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Faked Out Sports Bowl game picks!

Dec 20

Gasparilla Bowl

South Florida 28  Marshall 27

My wife said I could not write or pick this game because I would make fun of the Gasparilla name!!  I told her that I would not abuse the Gasparilla stinkin name!!  The Gasparilla Pirate Festival is about John Gaspar, a Spanish pirate, who founded Gasparilla Island near Florida in the 1700s!!  He had IBS and I made that all up!!  Or did I???????

Dec 21

Bahamas Bowl 

Florida International 36  Toledo 31

The beautiful Bahamas Bowl is a huge treat for anyone from Toledo!!  Heck its a huge treat for anyone from Toledo!!!Some of the player gifts are breathtaking!!  Gifts for players included coral, coconuts, baby Gorillas, and a lifetime supply of Mai Tai mix!!

Famous Mr. Potato Head Idaho Bowl

Western Michigan 38  BYU 23

This bowl game is played on a blue field in Boise, Idaho with a large Mr. Potato Head painted on the fifty-yard line!!  

At the player Potato Head Bowl dinner, there was a sing-off between the Brigham Young and the Western Michigan players!!  They sang such hits as Who Is That Potato 🥔 in The Window and I’m Dreaming of a Potato Christmas!!

Dec 22

Birmingham Bowl 

Memphis 52  Wake Forrest 37

AAC shows the ACC how to kick some ASS!!  Coach Norvell should become a hot coaching item in 2019 if not sooner!!  Tiger offense with running back Chet Neidemier was too much for the Demon Deacons defense!!  What is a Deamon Deacon anyway??  In 1924 a reporter for the Wake Forest U. paper said the the team played like a ’Demon Deacon’ in their defeat of Trinity!!  The University President liked it and the name stuck!!

Armed Forces Bowl

Houston 31  Army 28

Army should win the Armed Forces Bowl!!  It's would be politically correct!!  But the Cougars and Coach, Applewhite, who looks somewhat like Josh Heupel, Central Florida HC, had other plans!!!  Bowl player gifts were amazing!!  Houston players received a special gift of a bobblehead of all-American lineman Ed Oliver!!!  On the back of his bobblehead uniform, it had his name as ”no show”!!

Dollar General Bowl

Troy 41  Buffalo 24

Troy defeated the heavily favored Buffalo Bills with a powerful running game with precision timing like the Troy horse that plowed through Babylon!!  The players from each school received Dollar General special sale products such as saltine crackers, plastic knives, 100 ft of tin foil, and four rolls of toilet paper!!  All gifts from Dollar General!!

Dec 26

Serve Pro First Response Bowl 

Boise State 35  Boston College 31

The player gifts for the First Response Bowl consisted of a Yacht, a Lexus to remember, 1 bag of Planters peanuts and a bag of Christmas peanut M&Ms!!  A great year at Serve Pro the disaster restoration folks!!

Cheese Zit Bowl

California 37  TCU 20

The Cheese Zit and Miralax which is medicine for constipation are the two main sponsors for this amazing Bowl in Phoenix, Arizona!!  California's air passing game was super against the Froggies defense and the Froggie offense was dismal!!

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FOS opinion of upside down hookem and abuse of female by another jock

FOS Notes

Last week I omitted FOS’s opinion of the penalty of 15 yards for an OU player who gives an upside down horns sign during the Texas Big 12 championship game!!  This Big 12 wussy cupcake decision was made by suits and not by referees!!  Big 12 Bowlsby needs to get some balls and some big boy pants and let the players express their inner beings!!

At Faked Out Sports this will be a December Bowl Season to Remember!!

Note to Self, Dear Dumbass Kareem Hunt:

Whether you are a vagrant or a celebrity athlete NEVER EVER EVER EVER STRIKE OR KICK A FEMALE!!  Why don't you just call TMZ and set up some photoshoots, you idiot!!  Sorry, I have two daughters, just mad!!  The previous rant was approved by FOS and B in T!!

FOS NFL Picks

Chiefs 34  Chargers 31

Chiefs QB Mahomes has another shootout with Charger’s QB Phillip Rivers !  Mahomes overthrew a pass into stadium section 213, where 3 Chief fans were in good condition at Mercy hospital!!  The force of the 65-yard pass was measured by Baseball Exit Tracking Speed of 123 mph!!  

Browns 24  Broncos 16.                                       Mayfield & Chubb 

The Broncos are getting a large dose of the Browns, Mayfield, and Chubb!!  Mayfield and Chubb sounds like a fertilizer company in Okema, OK!!                                                     

Cowboys 27  Colts 23

The Cowboys win when you least expect it!!  The Boys of Cow or Cowboys defense possibly may save Opie Taylor Garrett’s job!!  Certain members of D are known as the Hot Boyz!!------------------------->

Steelers 28  Patriots 27

Steelers and Antonio Brown ran through the Patriot defense for the winning touchdown in the last minute of the game!!  Pretty boy Tommy Brady just watched as Rothlinshamburger won again!!

Words of wisdom:  When standing in line to meet Santa with the grandkids always blame the smell in the air on the tots or 
       Santa!! 

Dilly! Dilly!

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FOS Elf on the Shelf/College Basketball Yule Tide Picks

Faked Out Sports!!

Is the Elf on the Shelf real!!  

Is it a Christmas Gremlin that lurks in our dining room looking for food scraps?

Is it a very naughty Elf that hides my clicker, also known as a remote control, each mother chicken night when I sleep!!

Does the Elf on the Shelf spy on children to make sure they do not get into the fridge and take papa's prune juice??

Does the Elf on the Shelf have parties while the family sleeps??  Look out for teeny tiny wine bottles and teeny tiny smoked sausage weenies laying around the kitchen!!  Sneaky little farts!

On Christmas Eve does the Elf on the Shelf leave little pieces of yummy Christmas candy and red and green sugar cookies for all the good little kids!!  AND the bad little kids get Elf on the Shelf dirty red and green underwear!!

THE ELF ON THE SHELF IS ALWAYS WATCHING!!

FOS College Basketball Picks

Arkansas 87  Georgia Tech 75

Coach Anderson threatened to take away the teams Captain Crunch cereal and Flinstone Vitamins Cherry Chewable if they did not make the 9 pm bed check the night before the game!!

Kansas State 78  Southern Miss 67

These teams really do not matter but my FOS audience from Manhattan, Kansas demands it!!

Oklahoma 72  USC 66   BOK Center, Tulsa

Oklahoma’s Coach Kruger and his minnie me son, kick the Trojan butts in Tulsa!!  Coach Lon and the team were excited to see the winter ice skating rink outside the BOK Center and skated with the OU collegiate skate team after the victory to merry Christmas music!!

Nebraska 69  OSU 64

OSU Coach Boynton is continuing youth movement while playing a tough non conference schedule!!  Nebraska tall lumbering team pounded the ball into the post for the win!!

Tulsa 76  New Orleans 70

Tulsa Coach Haith is quietly putting together a nice season!!  Hopefully it will have a little March Madness at the end!!  Swingman Dequan Jeffries with a 46” vertical leap lead the Golden Hurricane with 26  points and 10 boards!!                           

Kansas 86  Villanova 71

Villanova had four players leave early for the NBA last year so they might suck this year!!  Kansas coach Self has so much talent in 2018-2019 that he will not have to coach one minute this year!!  Dilly Dilly coach Selfie!!

Kentucky 88  Utah 70

Kentucky Coach Eddie Munster hair has super one and done talent this year!!  Utah has super 6 year Mormon Mission talent!!  But neither has Duke talent!!

Richmond 74  ORU  71
The Spiders put a defensive web around ORU in the second half, as they rallied from 14 points down to win!!

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Coaching Changes Before Christmas/ First Bowl Projections

Faked Out Sports Coaching Carousel

Baltimore Ravens head coach John Harbaugh is a candidate for any college coaching job that he does not have to play his brother!!

I would like to suggest that we discuss with some of the Tulsa mucketty muck attorneys that handle the TU endowments, releasing some chicken to get coach Kingspreppy a large contract!!

FOS just heard that ex OU and current North Texas HC Seth Littrell is on the shortlist for the for a number of current or potential college football jobs!!  Current North Texas and ex Locust Grove QB Mason Fine would likely Grad Transfer to haunt the all the teams that ignored his recruiting!!!

Mike Leach going back to Texas Tech is as likely as B in T and Faked Out Sports writing for Sporting News!!

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Mac Brown is back coaching at North Carolina and is only 67, hell I thought he was 87!!  I need his hair product and his money!!

Ex-Sooner DC, was Mile Stoops is rumored to be on the shortlist for the Central Michigan head coaching position!!  Hell there are times I would take him or Venaballs back at OU!!  My meds must be jacked up!!

USC Coach Helton has retained his job despite being booed at by the Trojan faithful against Notre Dame!  His staff is leaving but he is staying per Athletic Director Mike Garrett!!  Cliff Kingsbury and his Days of our Lives yuppie beard were hired to be the OC!!

North Texas’ Seth Littrell will have a long interview with the Kansas State muckety mucks!! Kansas State needs some Sooner blood on their team!!

FOS Bowl Game Picks

Dec15

New Mexico Bowl                                                  Bad Chilupa 

North Texas 43  Utah State 32

Numerous players on both sides had food poisoning at the New Mexico Bowl dinner at the all you could eat Los Chilupa in Albuquerque!!  Mason Fine from Locust Grove, Ok, via North Texas was not effected  by the poison due to being a vegan! 

AutoNation Cure Bowl

Tulane 42 Louisiana Lafayette 27

This monstrosity of a game is in the Camping World Stadium in Orlando, Florida which has it’s own bowl!!  Camping World must have a marketing budget that is            headed by Trump’s friend Cohen!!  Cure is a super cause so support this bowl!!  AutoNaion gives each player a free tire with the purchase of any new BMW series 7 auto!!  

R&L Carriers New Orleans Bowl

Middle Tennessee 45  Appalachian State 31

Appalachian State coach Scott Satterfield is heading to be the dude that cleans up Louisville football for the second time after Coach Petrino implodes the football program then halls ass!!!  Three ex-TU and current Tulsa high school coaching legends are on the shortlist for the Appalachian State Billie Goats HC position!!  Bowl Gifts for Middle Tennessee State and App State player are a year supply of Crawfish from Whaler Joes on Bourbon Street of downtown New Orleans!!  Also on the gift list is free shipping for one year by sponsor RL Carrier on packages weighing less than 3 ounces!!  Also a 1998 edition of Madden 1999!!  Amazing gifts for an amazing bowl!!

Mitsubishi Motors Las Vegas Bowl

Fresno State 38   Arizona State 14

The gifts given to the Bulldogs and the Sun Devils courtesy of Mitsubishi Motors were 55” TV, 2019 Mitsubishi Galant LS, Mitsubishi heater, Mitsubishi blow dryer, and a Mitsubishi cat!!  Unbelievable gifts for players and their significant other!!

Dec 18

Cheribundi Tart Cherry Boca Raton Bowl

UAB 36  Northern Illinois 32

The players were very excited to get team gifts such as 60’ Sony TVs, and a life-size chocolate tart football!!  A number of the offensive lineman from Northern Illinois had to be rushed to the emergency room for chocolate stomach bloatitus!!

Dec 19

DXL Frisco Bowl

San Diego State 41  Ohio 31

The Aztecs defeated the other state of Ohio football team!!  The bowl gifts were DXL clothing for the entire player family!!  DXL clothing specializes in clothing for 3XL sizes and above!!  Numerous player moms, wives, and sisters were extremely flabbergasted and appalled when they received 3XL blouses, skirts, and bras as bowl gifts from DXL!!  A formal apology was given at the Frisco Bowl executive by a DXL executive!!

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