Faked Out Sports Coaching Carousel
Baltimore Ravens head coach John Harbaugh is a candidate for any college coaching job that he does not have to play his brother!!
I would like to suggest that we discuss with some of the Tulsa mucketty muck attorneys that handle the TU endowments, releasing some chicken to get coach Kingspreppy a large contract!!
FOS just heard that ex OU and current North Texas HC Seth Littrell is on the shortlist for the for a number of current or potential college football jobs!! Current North Texas and ex Locust Grove QB Mason Fine would likely Grad Transfer to haunt the all the teams that ignored his recruiting!!!
Mike Leach going back to Texas Tech is as likely as B in T and Faked Out Sports writing for Sporting News!!
B in T Contributing EditorMac Brown is back coaching at North Carolina and is only 67, hell I thought he was 87!! I need his hair product and his money!!
Ex-Sooner DC, was Mile Stoops is rumored to be on the shortlist for the Central Michigan head coaching position!! Hell there are times I would take him or Venaballs back at OU!! My meds must be jacked up!!
USC Coach Helton has retained his job despite being booed at by the Trojan faithful against Notre Dame! His staff is leaving but he is staying per Athletic Director Mike Garrett!! Cliff Kingsbury and his Days of our Lives yuppie beard were hired to be the OC!!
North Texas’ Seth Littrell will have a long interview with the Kansas State muckety mucks!! Kansas State needs some Sooner blood on their team!!
FOS Bowl Game Picks
Dec15
New Mexico Bowl Bad Chilupa
North Texas 43 Utah State 32
Numerous players on both sides had food poisoning at the New Mexico Bowl dinner at the all you could eat Los Chilupa in Albuquerque!! Mason Fine from Locust Grove, Ok, via North Texas was not effected by the poison due to being a vegan!
AutoNation Cure Bowl
Tulane 42 Louisiana Lafayette 27
This monstrosity of a game is in the Camping World Stadium in Orlando, Florida which has it’s own bowl!! Camping World must have a marketing budget that is headed by Trump’s friend Cohen!! Cure is a super cause so support this bowl!! AutoNaion gives each player a free tire with the purchase of any new BMW series 7 auto!!
R&L Carriers New Orleans Bowl
Middle Tennessee 45 Appalachian State 31
Appalachian State coach Scott Satterfield is heading to be the dude that cleans up Louisville football for the second time after Coach Petrino implodes the football program then halls ass!!! Three ex-TU and current Tulsa high school coaching legends are on the shortlist for the Appalachian State Billie Goats HC position!! Bowl Gifts for Middle Tennessee State and App State player are a year supply of Crawfish from Whaler Joes on Bourbon Street of downtown New Orleans!! Also on the gift list is free shipping for one year by sponsor RL Carrier on packages weighing less than 3 ounces!! Also a 1998 edition of Madden 1999!! Amazing gifts for an amazing bowl!!
Mitsubishi Motors Las Vegas Bowl
Fresno State 38 Arizona State 14
The gifts given to the Bulldogs and the Sun Devils courtesy of Mitsubishi Motors were 55” TV, 2019 Mitsubishi Galant LS, Mitsubishi heater, Mitsubishi blow dryer, and a Mitsubishi cat!! Unbelievable gifts for players and their significant other!!
Dec 18
Cheribundi Tart Cherry Boca Raton Bowl
UAB 36 Northern Illinois 32
The players were very excited to get team gifts such as 60’ Sony TVs, and a life-size chocolate tart football!! A number of the offensive lineman from Northern Illinois had to be rushed to the emergency room for chocolate stomach bloatitus!!
Dec 19
DXL Frisco Bowl
San Diego State 41 Ohio 31
The Aztecs defeated the other state of Ohio football team!! The bowl gifts were DXL clothing for the entire player family!! DXL clothing specializes in clothing for 3XL sizes and above!! Numerous player moms, wives, and sisters were extremely flabbergasted and appalled when they received 3XL blouses, skirts, and bras as bowl gifts from DXL!! A formal apology was given at the Frisco Bowl executive by a DXL executive!!
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