Faked Out Notes!!
Cardinals Obtain Muscle in Lineup!
The Redbirds obtained slugger Paul Goldfingers from Arizona for some Cardinal players that don’t really matter!! Goldshmidt will play first base and Matt Carpenter will play this third base with his pop gun arm!!! Cards lineup will be much more potent this year!! The Cards are also trying to trade for Dodgers OF Cody Berlinger who played for the Tulsa Drillers before his call up to the Dodgers!!
FOS College Basketball Picks
Coach Weber Out Smarts Smart!!
Wildcat Coach Bruce Weber who looks like Leslie Nielsen of the movie series Airplane, simply out smarts Texas Coach Smart of Texas!!!
The Clones keep getting 4 star recruits from up East!! I would go to Des Mainz, Iowa for a new Lexus and weed!! FBI and NCAA investigators will not go to igloo land because of the cold!! Clones 5 Star recruit from Queens, NY scores 35 to beat OSU, and Coach Boynton who does things the right way!!
Tulsa 75 Houston 74
Tulsa has won numerous close games this year and would have a huge road win against the 10-0 Cougars!!! Big man Martins is becoming a dominant inside presence and has a AAC coming out party against Houston!!
Kentucky 89 Louisville 71
Big rivalry between Kentucky’s Calamari and Louisville’s future ex-coach, battle it out until Calamari brought out the money for the SEC referees!! Kentucky pulled a second-half dunk a thon and won handily!!
ORU seems to have a problem with any team that has 2 players over 6’10”!! The Golden Eagles has some heighth but no meat on the bones!! Guard play is getting better and with some home wins, momentum will be back at the Prayer Towers!!
FOS NFL Picks
Chiefs 38 Raiders 23
Chiefs run over the Raiders using their fifth string running back picked from Dr Pepper sales rep in the stands at Arrowhead Stadium!! Raiders have actually won a couple of games under Gruden and are heading in the right direction!!
Cowboys 28 Giants 25
Cowboys are backing into the Eastern Conference Championship!! The Giants and over the hill QB Elf Manning are as bad as the rest of the conference!! Manning throws 3 picks and 1 pick 6!! Dallas offense is awful!! Thank God for their Defense!!
Never go to Starbucks and order an Ariana Grande trying to be funny!! THERE IS A REAL DRINK BRANDED BY HER!!!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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