Christmas Wishes For My Faked Out Sports Readers (all 107 of you)!!
- A Christmas Wish for World Peace................but very tough to get with Donnie Boy at the helm!!
- A Christmas Wish for a white Christmas for all!! Do not eat yellow, or brownish, or greyish snow!!!
- A Christmas Wish for all your sports teams to win all their games!!
- A Christmas Wish for someone in Washington, D.C. Involved in running this United States government to PLEASE TELL THE FUUURRRRICKING TRUTH!!
- A Christmas Wish for Tulsa University's academic and athletics have a super fiscal 2019 year!!
- A Christmas wish that Sooner Nation does not forget how blessed they are to have an athletic department that is next to none thanks to Mr. Castiglione!!
- A Christmas wish for coal in the stockings for the Big 12 suits that poo-pooed the upside down horns sign into a 15-yard penalty!!
- A Christmas wish for Frosty the Snowman, Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer, and the Grinch, to all get together and have 1 frickin Christmas Special at one time and on 1 channel (CBS)..............please!
WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
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Faked Out Sports Bowl game picks!
Dec 20
Gasparilla Bowl
South Florida 28 Marshall 27
My wife said I could not write or pick this game because I would make fun of the Gasparilla name!! I told her that I would not abuse the Gasparilla stinkin name!! The Gasparilla Pirate Festival is about John Gaspar, a Spanish pirate, who founded Gasparilla Island near Florida in the 1700s!! He had IBS and I made that all up!! Or did I???????
Dec 21
Bahamas Bowl
Florida International 36 Toledo 31
The beautiful Bahamas Bowl is a huge treat for anyone from Toledo!! Heck its a huge treat for anyone from Toledo!!!Some of the player gifts are breathtaking!! Gifts for players included coral, coconuts, baby Gorillas, and a lifetime supply of Mai Tai mix!!
Famous Mr. Potato Head Idaho Bowl
Western Michigan 38 BYU 23
This bowl game is played on a blue field in Boise, Idaho with a large Mr. Potato Head painted on the fifty-yard line!!
At the player Potato Head Bowl dinner, there was a sing-off between the Brigham Young and the Western Michigan players!! They sang such hits as Who Is That Potato 🥔 in The Window and I’m Dreaming of a Potato Christmas!!
Dec 22
Birmingham Bowl
Memphis 52 Wake Forrest 37
AAC shows the ACC how to kick some ASS!! Coach Norvell should become a hot coaching item in 2019 if not sooner!! Tiger offense with running back Chet Neidemier was too much for the Demon Deacons defense!! What is a Deamon Deacon anyway?? In 1924 a reporter for the Wake Forest U. paper said the the team played like a ’Demon Deacon’ in their defeat of Trinity!! The University President liked it and the name stuck!!
Armed Forces Bowl
Houston 31 Army 28
Army should win the Armed Forces Bowl!! It's would be politically correct!! But the Cougars and Coach, Applewhite, who looks somewhat like Josh Heupel, Central Florida HC, had other plans!!! Bowl player gifts were amazing!! Houston players received a special gift of a bobblehead of all-American lineman Ed Oliver!!! On the back of his bobblehead uniform, it had his name as ”no show”!!
Dollar General Bowl
Troy 41 Buffalo 24
Troy defeated the heavily favored Buffalo Bills with a powerful running game with precision timing like the Troy horse that plowed through Babylon!! The players from each school received Dollar General special sale products such as saltine crackers, plastic knives, 100 ft of tin foil, and four rolls of toilet paper!! All gifts from Dollar General!!
Dec 26
Serve Pro First Response Bowl
Boise State 35 Boston College 31
The player gifts for the First Response Bowl consisted of a Yacht, a Lexus to remember, 1 bag of Planters peanuts and a bag of Christmas peanut M&Ms!! A great year at Serve Pro the disaster restoration folks!!
Cheese Zit Bowl
California 37 TCU 20 |
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