Bryan in Tulsa:
A new Scheels Superstore going in at Woodland Hills!!
Be ready to shop ‘till ya drop’ in September 2024!!
A Ferris wheel inside of Woodland Hills Mall!!??
Tulsa SCHEELS will be a one-stop shop for the whole Famn Damily!! The breathtaking new aquarium and Wildlife Mountain, to the Fuzziwig's Candy Shop with a dentist's office next door!! You will be able to enjoy fun and interactive entertainment with our arcade games and sports simulators where you get tackled with real AE Madden 2024 life-size football players!! Remember to chow down at Ginna's Café after all that shopping and purchasing of thousands of $s of merchandise!!! Tulsa SCHEELS will provide a truly unique experience at a place where you may get high on life or a giant Ferris wheel!!
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Those poor frat dudes at Ok State, they take a dead cow and put it in a rival frat lawn and the FBI is involved!! At the Tulsa Lambda Chi house that's how we had a spring cookout!! And don't forget about the New Hampshire caucus??!! In other words in Tulsa, we have more interest in a dead Carcus than the damn New Hampshire caucus!! The good news is that the OSU Panhellenic Council has steaks for luncheons all year!! HA!
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B in T Bobblehead Sports
Back in the 1990s, I don't know who was more excited about the AE College Football Playstation game, my sons Lance, Bryson or myself!!
Well the Names, Image Licensing (NIL) fees have been worked out by the NCAA and AE Sports so in July of 2024 the game will be released to the masses of zombie gamesters! A new OU QB Jackson Arnold, with facial hair added, for the Sooner fans!! See above.
B in T Rants:
B in T 2024 Heisman Projections:
1 Jalen Milroe- Alabama QB,
Actually, any yearly ‘Bama QB’ is usually the Heisman front-runner!!
2 Quinn Ewers- Texas QB, SEC spotlight suits him just fine!
3 Dillon Gabriel- Oregon QB, The Oregon followers called him their Toy Cannon, great range but short arms!!
4 JJ McCarthy - Michigan QB, with or without Harbaugh he is a winner!
5 Jaxson Dart - Ole Miss QB - reminds me of a young Baker Mayfield who COULD evade the Fayetteville, Arkansas police!!
Actually, Baker tripped over stairs and was flattened by a 350lb local cop who fell on him!!
6 Jackson Arnold - Oklahoma QB, super sophomore year, heady kid with big arm!
7 Ollie Gordon II- Oklahoma State RB - only non-QB in top 10!
8 Will Howard- Ohio State QB- if Will transferred to Boise State he would not make the top 50!!
He portals to Buckeye land and he is a Heisman candidate!
9 Kirk Francis - Tulsa QB - a dark horse, homer, pick but his numbers and Tulsa’s 2024 success make him a 9th-place pick but foremost a homer pick!
10 Connor Weigman - Texas A&M QB- Small and slow with a Howitzer Arm! Typical Aggie QB! See below:
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B in T, TMZ sources state that
new ‘Bama coach, Kalen DeBoer has scheduled a team meeting at 6:30 PM to inform his Alabama team he’s leaving to take the Dallas Cowboys head coaching job and putting owner Jerry Jones at QB!!
B in T College Basketball picks:
Iowa State 72 Kansas 70
Iowa State stud guard Tamin Lipsey from Lichtenstein, Germany hit a banks are open-three-pointer with .023 seconds left to seal the win for Iowa State Cloneville!!
Lichtenstein
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Oklahoma 83 Texas Tech 74
Oklahoma walk-on Center Sam Godwin had 12 points, 11 rebounds, 10 blocks, and 10 bruises for his first career quadruple-double!!
Oklahoma State 77 West Virginia 70
Ok. State is playing well against the mid-tier Big 12 and will be a tough out in the Big 12 tournament! Cowboy coach Boynton is feeling some T Boone family trust HEAT to win NOW!!
Kentucky 88 at Arkansas 69
The Razorbacks are looking hard at Kentucky’s Calamari as their next head coach!! But but my sources say that there aren't enough Tyson chicken nuggets in Hogville to bring him to Fayetteville!!
Tulsa 69 at Rice 64
Tulsa mesmerizes the opposing teams to shoot worser than they do!! Tulsa 1st Road trip win since Nepolean won a war!!
My bro watched the movie and gave it a 2.5 star to 5 star rating!
Joaquin Phoenix is good but too much history blah, blah, blah history stuff!!
ORU 90 S Dakota State 80
ORU needs to fight to stay .500 to get the NIT bid!!
Illinois 81 Indiana 73
Illinois coach Brad Underwood who coached at Ok State for a smidge of 8 months, has his team almost in the top 10!! Brad may be the next Hoosier coach according to my Bloomington sources!! Glenn Sr., Glenn Jr????
B in T NFL Playoffs picks:
NFC Championship
Lions 35 at 49ers 31
Jerod Goff completed 30 of 33 passes for 345 yards and 3 touchdowns!! The city of Detroit went berserk when the Lions won 2 playoff games for the first time since Watergate!!
AFC Championship
Chiefs 27 at Baltimore 24
KC has doubled the prices of all BBQ for the watch parties
in Mizzou and Kansas this Sunday!! No home game in KC so raise those Beef prices!! A side of beef for BBQing in KC will cost thousands this weekend!! Tulsa’s Billy Sims BBQ will cost triple the normal costs to help the Beef Council of Oklahoma, Kansas and Mizzou make millions of dollars!! Mahomes does his magic and drives 99 yards in the last 31 seconds FOR THE WIN!! Go Cheifie Wiefies!!
Have a great sports week!
Bryan in Tulsa
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