Bryan in Tulsa:
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College Football National Championship:
NRG Stadium- Houston, Texas
Michigan 38 Washington 35
The players gave one last hug to their 2023-24 national championship Coach!! A number of players from the Wolverines decided to say their goodbyes to the king of college football, Jim Harbaugh as he departed from college football’s crazed selfish players, NIL deals, year-to-year free agency, drugs and hookers! According to a number of media sources Jimmy Harbaugh has signed a 10 year 25 million dollar-a-year contract to coach the Las Vegas Raiders!! He will also get a 8.5% ownership of the MGM Cassino Hotel!! He will become an NFL coach where the football world is fair and full of billionaire owners who do the right thing and let their billions do the talking!!
Thanks to the Khaki Pants memories!!!
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Slightly out of season but……..
fun stuff whatever!
I want to share a familiar post for Christmas and from a fraternity brother who is a dear friend!! Rod’s father wrote this!!
‘Twas the Night Before Christmas
Revised by Bob Rudolph circa 1965 and very slightly revised by B in T
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the flat,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a rat;
The stockings with care were hung over the flue,
And Santa was probably hung-over, too.
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of sugar plums danced in their heads.
And Ma in her formal and Dad in his tux,
Or Mike Shannon in his Redbird Tux!
Were ALL ready to split and spend a few bucks with Jack Buck,
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw-up the sash.
The moon on the breast of a Cardinal named Fred
Gave a luster of midday to objects ahead.
When what to my wandering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh and eight tiny Cardinal winter trades!
And a little old driver with a face dry and wrinkly,
I knew in a moment it must be David Brinkley.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled and shouted and called them by name:
Now Dasher! Now Dancer! Now Prancer & Larry!
On Comet! On Cupid! On Donder & Harry!
To the top of the porch to the top of the wall,
At least one of those damn Cardinals were certain to win a game in the fall!!
As dry leaves before the wild hurricane fall!!
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,
So close by the housetop the coursers came near,
With a sleigh full of presents and a six-pack of beer.
And then in a twinkling I heard on the roof,
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my head I caught sight of a beard,
Down the chimney came David; he looked sort of weird.
He was dressed all in fur from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot.
On his back was a pack all covered in snow,
And he looked like a hippie with no place to go.
On his eyes was mascara, on his head a bandana,
His cheeks were like roses, his nose a banana.
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard on his chin was as white as the snow.
The stump of his pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke encircled his head like a wreath.
He had a broad face and a fat little gut,
And he grinned when he laughed like some stupid nut!
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old guy,
And I found him amusing, but I don’t know just why.
He batted his eyes to his head gave a twist,
Then looked all around to see what he’d missed.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And he filled all the stockings and turned with a jerk.
Then poking his finger inside of his nose,
And giving a nod up the chimney he rose.
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a yell,
And away they all flew like a bat out of-----he🏒🏒!
And I heard him explain as I jumped back in bed,
“If you think I’ll be back, you’ve got rocks in your head.”
Thank you Bob Rudolph
1916-2006
Bryan in Tulsa
Rod Rudolph your son
B in T Rants:
Ex-Oklahoma State QB Mason Rudolph has led the Steelers to two straight victories after being activated from the produce section at Homeland in Oklahoma City!! No shat guyz! In his first stint backing up Ben Rothcheeseburger he had average results and a black eye!! In his second stint he was more known for getting his head removed by Myles Garrett!!
In his third stint, he was 17 for 27, with 2 TDs in a 34 to 11 victory over the Browns!
New superstar Mizzou Tiger Coach Drink151proofowitz has all the OU fans miffed by taking true freshman Caleb Green out from under their nose!! A couple of weeks ago the starting 6’5” 325 lb offensive guard for OU went to Tiger Land to play OT!!!Don't mess with a sleeping Godzilla Sooner Venables Monster!!! Early B in T pick November 9th, 2024 - OU 77 at Mizzou 0!!
NBA Steals Leaders:
667- Shai Gilgeous-Alexander
(slight exaggeration)((but close))
43 - Paul George
43 - Matisse Thybulle
42 - De'Anthony Melton
41 - Scottie Barnes
41 - Kawhi Leonard
B in T Callege Bball Picks:
Tulsa 72 Memphis 71
The first basketball pick of 2024 is TU beating the Memphis Tigers by a layup from true freshman Tyshaun Archie with .05 left on the Reynolds Center clock!!
Purdue 81 Illinois 78
Frankenstein center for Purdue had 20 points with 13 boards, but more importantly, dished out 4 assists, 2 cracked ribs and 1 bloody nose!!
Arkansas 73 Auburn 70
Coach Muscleman has no muscles but he does have a sharpshooter named Pinnion who hit a 3 with .003 left on the Barnhill clock!! The crowd of 10,000 jam-packed in a Barnhill/Tyson Chicken Nugget maximum capacity arena of 6,432!! Ouch!! Cut back on the fried chicken!!
Kansas 82 TCU 68
Dajuan Anthony Harris Jr
scored 21 points to lead KU over the Horny Toads!! Mr. Harris
who starred in his own Christmas movie and made NIL Million!!
True story Colin!!!!!!!!!
Baylor 79 at OSU 65
Gallagher-Iba Arena was devastated by some Bears Saturday night as Eskimo Joe's restaurant and merchandise owner Stan Clark is upping cheese fries prices to $22.99 for a small order!!
Oklahoma 64 Iowa State 56
T.J. Otzelsnouzer has taken the Clones to heights it has never been taken before!! IE- Larry Eustacy with Clone Coed!
Otzelsnouzer with Pope:
ORU 82 Weber State 76
Big Sky/Summit Tournament
Weber State is in the Big Sky and beat a team called Gilbert Park College 96 to 36!! Thus Vegas has no spread on a college named after comedian Gilbert Godfried and a root beer!! Also, ORU will not allow heathens from Vegas to gamble on Taylor Swift Angels!! Only B in T odds!! By 6!
B in T NFL Picks:
Chargers 31 Chiefs 24
The Chargers gave up 63 to Bixby last week and only 24 to the Chiefy Wiefies! Go figure!!
Cowboys 35 Commanders 13
The Cowboys have more excuses for not winning than our presidential candidates have for losing another debate! Cowboys win and get two seed!!
Buccaneers 23 at Panthers 21
The Bucs QB Mayfield threw 3 interceptions and 2 touchdowns!! Mr. Mayfield plays down to his competition and of course play up when the opponent is reeeeaaallly good!! With only 2 wins this year the Panthers
Texans 28 at Colts 24
Texans win and are a 7th seed in the AFC playoffs! Texans lose and they are a 7th seed in the AFC playoffs!
Have a great sports week!
Bryan in Tulsa
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