B in T Doppler Report -
No need for snow chains on the ‘68 Impala this morning!!
Bryan in Tulsa
LCA Christmas Party 2023
15 LCAs waiting on Egg Nog with Captain Morgan Spice Rum drinks!! Would have been 17 but Mike Mares and Tom Morris decided to have a quadruple bypass surgery that week!! Note in the background we have Pat Sacheck and Vanna at our Christmas Party!! B in T is well hidden! Good news: Both Mike and Tom are recovering well!!
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Bobblehead Sports:
Is my daughter a Covet CIA Operative with a Covet CIA Operative husband and three little Rugrat CIA Operatives!??
A couple of weeks ago I did a braggadocio article on my Tulsa daughter Maddie!! Now I am doing a braggadocious article on my OKC daughter Jordan, an OU grad whose football team beat my Golden Hurricane by 80ish points last September!! Despite this I still love her dearly!! Now to the braggadocios part!! She works for the government which could be the CIA, FBI, or DEA!! She won't tell me squat, cuz I talk too much!! My buds at TMZ have done some investigative work for me on Jordan and discovered she was with a CIA-like group called Impossible Missions Force (IMF) !! Her direct supervisor is a nice-looking level 15-grade dude named Ethan Hunt!! Sounds familiar, but whatever!!
Ethan and Jordan at the IMF Christmas Party this year!!
TMZ is alway reliable with a new scoop!!
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Very proud of Jordan
and her beautiful family!!
Note: Jordan’s hair is pulled back in the family picture!
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A very large and stoically looking B in T ponders with Granddaughter Charlie what will
TU football record be in 2024?!?!? What will it be? 〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️7- 5 Texas Bowl bound or 11-2 with 12 team play-off invitations?! Charlie is picking a play-off invitation for the Hurricane!!
B in T Rants:
SPECIAL B in T/TMZ REPORT:
Michigan coach Harbaugh traded to the Bixby Spartans for coach Loren Colin Montgomery!! True Shat!!
B in T College Basketball Picks:
ORU 78 South Dakota 70
The South Dakota Coyotes are changing their name to the South Dakota Wile E. Coyotes and adopting the Looney Tune character as their mascot!!
The Wile E. Coyotes did not score the last 3:30 of the game and were ahead 70 to 68!! ORU’s Trey Phipps banked in a 3-pointer and added a cuff dunk to incite the ORU Crazies fan club!!
Kansas 79 Oklahoma 72
In one of my New Year's Resolutions, I promised not to make any Bill Self red-face jokes this year but 🤞! I noticed when the Sooners got within 1 point with 3 minutes to go, Bill’s face was NOT red‼️ According to my secret sources at TMZ, Bill has hired a 14th assistant coach and put her in charge of makeup! Super Star makeup artist Gucci Westman gives Bill a darker classic boy-next-door youthful look!!
No more red-face “Hollywood “Bill Self!!
Texas A&M 70 Kentucky 68
The Aggies get the 5-star football players and the Wildcats get the 5-star basketball players!! Buzz Williams, A&M coach, received two Ts and was ejected after belting Kentucky’s power forward 7’ Ugonna Onyenso!! I believe he stood on a step stool to get a level swing!!
Arkansas 77 at Florida 71
The Gators guard Zion Pullin scored 29 points and had 10 assists but could not stop the Razorbacks rebounding edge of 39 to 21!! Most teams win on the road when they out-rebound their opponents!
Iowa State 48 Oklahoma State 46
The clones and pokes scored the fewest points in the Big 12, 8, and 4 since Tricky Dick was Watergating!!
Tulsa 73 Tulane 68
I was courtside liking super freshman Haggerty play until he knocked my deluxe super nachos in my lap!! My spandex yellow TU slacks had to be dry-cleaned twice!! Haggerty still scored 22 despite the B in T Nacho incident!!
B in T NFL Playoff Picks:
NFC
Cowboys 35 Packers 20
Temperatures are expected to be 78 and perfect as the Cowboys with Dak and Cee Dee score 3 times in a victory over the Pack! Back in my day things were much more frosty!!
Buccaneers 20 Eagles 17 OT
Two former Heisman Trophy winners (Mayfield) and runner-up (Hurts) battle it out to play San Fran!! Mayfield takes OT victory with 52 yd field goal after recovering a fumble at midfield in OT!!
AFC
Texans 28 Browns 21
CJ you're our man, if u cant do it, no one can, gooooo CJ!! Fitty thousand Houston fans sang this horrid fight song as rookie QB CJ Stroud to Nico Collins led the Texans on their winning TD Drive!! On to the next round for the Texans!!
Chiefs 21 Bills 16
The Chiefy Wiefies scored 21 points for the 5th time this season and won!! Last week Taylor Swift and her sister went from the Chief’s 13-12 victory straight to the Golden Globe Awards in the 4th quarter!!
Where is her boy toy Kelce?
Steelers 27 at Dolphins 21
B in T must go with the ex-OSU Cowboy Mason Rudolph for the victory with a semi-final match against the Texans!! Two QBs you never imagined in the NFL semis!! Stroud vs Rudolph!
Have a great sports week!
Bryan in Tulsa
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