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Bobblehead Family:
Altuve Dolls Everywhere in the Woodlands, Texas!! A Horror House of Altuve Dolls!
Our gracious relatives open their lovely homes to us every October for a football and baseball fest!! This year with the Astros and Rangers going at it, they had at least 10 Altuve Dolls sitting in their man caves!! (I only have one, ha!) Just after Halloween!! Oh my gosh!
Well, with their cousins from Tulsa, the ‘Stros won both games!! We may get invited back to the Woodlands!! We left the Woodlands and - THE STROS LOST!! Actually when Mr. and Mrs. B in T attend a Texas A&M game they usually lose!! Hehehe!! Thanks for fun, laughs, and hospitality!! We Luv our weekend retreat to the Woodlands!! ❤️ Mr. and Mrs. B in T!!!❤️
Bobblehead Kids:
STARE DOWN IN THE
MANCAVE
Our puppy, Kodak, and granddaughter Elliott do not get along!! Never interrupt her favorite cartoon with the kids with big heads!! An immediate stare-down ensues!!
B in T Rants:
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Bixby High School Dynasty!
According to my TMZ Sports inside sources the city of Bixby will pass a 300-million-dollar bond issue to build a domed stadium at 121st and Mingo in an area previously owned by Steve’s Sod Farm!! The Dome will be called Chief Spartan Kingdom North - home of the Bixby Spartans!! It will seat 750 luxury suites with gourmet foods, 5 - 60” plus Vizio TVs, a Margarita bar, and a wet bar, with a popcorn and cotton candy machine for the Bixby rugrats in each suite!! The stadium will be a smaller version of the Las Vegas Allegiant Stadium!!
Completion of the high school mega-stadium is set for August 2028!! Completion of the repayment of the bond issue is scheduled August 2325!!
B in T College Football Picks:
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Week 10 Venables Guest Get Coach:
Jason (Halloween leftover)
His knife (with blood dripping) says ‘Get Back’!
Oklahoma 48 West Virginia 21
The Sooners are playing really well at the right time and seem to be peaking defensively as well!! The Mountaineers are eyeing the Dogpatch USA Bowl against the Florida IMG 16 and under Baby Gators!! Oklahoma’s super freshman Peyton Bowen had 6 tackles, a forced fumble, and an interception to lead the super-fly-to-the-ball Defense!!
A young B in T family on vaca!!
Dog Patch USA
Arkansas 36 Auburn 31
The Razorback trustees met before the game at an undisclosed chicken coupe farm close to Fayetteville!!
After the game and a win for the -on the Gulitine, off the Gulitin-coach Pittman the trustees left saddened that they couldn’t start searching for a new coach!
UCF 34 Oklahoma State 28
Central Florida and State are fighting for a bowl, not in Alaska!! A number of prognosticators did not like this because Pistol Pete was not allowed to have a gun in the UCF’s FBC Mortgage Stadium after 6 p.m.!! Cowboy Pete was allowed a popgun!! The Popgun was his buddy Paul!! Introducing Pistol Pete and Popgun Paul!!
These two were not enough to save the Pokes in Orlando!!
Tulane 41 Tulsa 31
The Tulsa defense ran out of gas in the second half after being tied with the Green Wave at halftime 14 to 14! Tulsa Free safety Kedarin Ray was named Defensive Player of the Week in the American Athletic Conference for the fourth time this year!! Despite the loss, Kedarin made 15 tackles, 2 pass deflections, 1 sack, and 1 interception!!
Obviously, the Hurricane Club and Spears Travel put together a tremendous package for Tulane football and Bourbon Street dinner and drinks!! Pat O’Brien’s Courtyard Restaurant set aside a special room for the Tulsa Hurricane Club party called, appropriately, the Pat O’Brien’s Hurricane Room where 2-for-1 Hurricane drinks and Uber rides were part of the Spears package!!
AARP newsletter says:
*Do not drink more than 6 Hurricanes if over 60 years of age and/or have 2 or more strokes!!
- 4 oz. of Pat O’Brien’s Rum or any good dark rum
- 4 oz. Pat O’Brien’s Hurricane Mix*
- Garnish: orange slice and cherry
AARP prohibited!!
Oregon 45 USC 34
Skinny jeans coach for So Cal Lincoln Riley is running out of cat lives and 6 wins will look good next year without Calb Williams!! Coach Grinch’s USC defense couldn't stop the Jenks Powder Puff varsity cheer team!!
Texas 35 at TCU 20
Before the game, in his locker room pregame speech Texas coach Sarkisian said the following:
"Texas is the only state where you can go to church, a rodeo, and a gun show all in the same day.”
The Horns ran over the little frogs like a steamroller and
ready to play in the SEC - NOW!! Bye bye Big 12, hello SEC!!
Maryland 31 at Nebraska 24
The Terps mascot are turtles and actually beat what used to be a powerhouse football team in the '70s, the Nebraska Cornhuskers!!
Texas A&M 38 Mississippi State 28
The Aggies may have a 6-6 or a 7-5 record if they're lucky with a head coaching search and a 70 million dollar buyout of Jumbo Fisher's massive contract!! The next coach is rumored to be Lincoln Riley from USC but only a rumor!! The A&M offensive coordinator seat was hotter than Fisher's so he is gone to a high school in Houston to be named later!! Even Nick Saban is embarrassed by Jimbo!!
B in T High School PLAYOFF Picks:
6A
Norman North 38 Broken Arrow 24
BA sneaked into the playoffs with a sub - .500 record and played even with Norman North for half the game!! But North rallied and woke up after being tied at 14 in the first half!! The winner plays Alabama in the second round, excuse me, I meant Bixby!! Ha Ha!
Mustang 38 at Westmore 34
Upset special for the Westside!!!
6AII
Sand Springs 42 Lawton 12
Sand Springs Sandites have become a powerhouse in 6AII!
Lawton used to be, but Sand Springs could challenge Stillwater this year with no Gundys on the horizon!!
5A
Claremore 42 Sapulpa 23
These two had a good old catfight till the Zebras took over in the second half!!
Bishop Kelley 31 McCallister 17
The Comets are soaring to Jupiter this year!! They have never had this much talent and muscle since the 2007 year of my son and nephew Lance and Chuck!! The right side (G/T) of the BK line weighed 675 lbs on a cattle scale!! Look for BK skill players to soar!!
4A
Wagoner 47 Broken Bow 18
Wagoner Bulldog tracks ran the visitors from Broken Bow straight to the dog house!!
Holland Hall 42 Checotah 25
The Dutch QB Burleson threw for 295 yards and 3 touchdowns against Checotah Hedgehogs!! The young Burleson had to go home immediately after the game to study for a biochemistry test at HH!! His parents are both doctors, so not sure where his athletic genes came from!!??
3A
Cascia Hall 38 Stigler 18
The Panthers arrived late after their bus driver was lost at 5500 North Utica instead of 2500 South Utica!! A North Tulsa squad of Tulsa Police escorted the Stigler folk back to Utica-Cascia for the game!!
Metro Christian 34 Marlow 9
Metro Christian always has a QB with a cannon for an arm!! No changes here!!
2A
Kiefer 48 Vinita 20
The Kiefer Trojans, no relation to the Jenks Trojans, won their first playoff game in a few years and closed the Kiefer High School all day Monday to celebrate the win!! The Kiefer Country Hills Diner is offering free Cinnamon Rolls for everyone with a ticket stub to the Vinita victory!!
The owner was so excited she started cleaning for the second round game!!
Victory Christian 52 Rejoice Christion 35
The Conquerers from South Tulsa defeated the Owasso Rejoice Christian Eagles in the first round of the playoffs!!
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Hominy 38 Allen 13
There seem to be legends of Zaven Collins everywhere!! But not at TU! Ouch!! Hominy will be a tough out in A this year!!
Yes, Zaven was QB at Hominy!
B in T NFL picks:
Cowboys 31 Giants 17
The Cowboys called timeout with 50 seconds left in the 1st half just so owner Jerry Jones could call coach Mike McCarthy to discuss the next play!! No shat!
Texans 28 at Bengals 27
The Texan's defense gets 3 turnovers to preserve the 1 point for victory!! CJ Stroud is looking more like the top player of the 2023 NFL Draft!! And the NFL 2023 Rookie of the Year!!
Buccaneers 28 Titans 24
The Bucs had no Baker Mayfield in the first half after he was suspended the second half of last week’s Rams game for head-butting his own player!!
Without his helmet!!! OMG!!
Have a great sports week!!
Bryan in Tulsa
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