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CRAZY STUFF BUT IF-
1 Oklahoma State wins out
2 Oklahoma wins out
3 Texas loses once
4 Kansas State loses once
5 Iowa State don't matter!
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Christmas comes early and
Bedlam rematch in the Big 12 Championship!!!!
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Thanksgiving B in T Edition
-A Tulsa Tradition, Utica Square Lights On-B in T style-
NEXT WEEK!
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Bryan in Tulsa
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Top 10 B in T Old-time Christmas Movies:
1 White Christmas - Bing and Danny! Rosemary and Vera!
2 Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer - was Burle Ives really in a snowman costume in the opening scene?
Looks like ole Burl Ives!
3 Die Hard - Corporate Christmas party 🎄☃️🎁plus Bruce Willis = Blockbuster Christmas movie since 1988
4 It’s a Wonderful Life - Jimmy Stewart as George Bailey, a humble Banker!!
5 Miracle on 34th Street - A youthful Natalie Wood stars as a nonbeliever of Santa!!
6 How the Grinch Stole Christmas - My mom told me that an old man with green skin lives on Turkey Mountain in West Tulsa and comes down and retrieves toys from bad little boys and girls!!
7 Holiday Inn - a well-done takeoff of ‘White Christmas’ with Bing Crosby and Fred Astaire!!
8 Christmas Story - Tongue stuck on a frozen poll may be the greatest scene ever!!
9 Charlie Brown Christmas - Love Makes a Christmas Tree Beautiful 🎄❤️
10 A Claymation Christmas - with the Potato Heads!!
B in T Rants:
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The TU Tailgators are the most hospitable crew on the Commons during TU football season!! After the Tulsa football season collapsed, these two tailgators are just hoping no one sees them at a game!!
In coach CDub we trust!!
B in T College Football Picks:
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Venables Guest Get Back dude from the 60s!!
Star Trek Monster
Old-time SCARY!!
Oklahoma 38 at BYU 21
As a wrestler at BYU in ‘65 to ‘68 Mrs. B in T’s Uncle Howard and fellow wrestlers used to stand on the sidelines in white shirts, black ties and assist the players! Although Howard said the real reason was to talk with the football player’s herum of girls!! The Cougar players and assistants spent way too much time talking to the cheerleaders and friends to the delight of the 2023 Sooners!! Sooner Freshman 5-star QB Jackson Arnold substituted for an injured Dillon Gabriel in the third quarter!! This 18-year-old young man came in for 1 series and led the team for a touchdown with 6-6 passing completions and a touchdown to wide receiver Nic ‘TD’ Anderson!! After the series Sooner Nation started cheering ‘Arnold for Heisman’!
Lavelle Edwards Stadium-
The Best Stadium View in USA!
Arkansas 56 FIU 14
Running back AJ Green ran for a season-high 179 yards and 3 touchdowns!! Florida International Baby Gators had no answer on offense until the Razorback Scout team was inserted in the 4th quarter!!
Oklahoma State 41 at Houston 24
Houston’s Coach Holversen is good friends with Tulsa’s AD Rick Dickson and my sources tell me he sent his resume to Rick’s HP fax machine last week!! OSU Coach Gundy is looking more and more like the best coach in the Big 16, without even trying!!
Tulsa 35 North Texas 31
The North Texas Mean Green was named after Mean Joe Greene a famous grad and Pittsburg Steeler!! So the story goes!! Tulsa is hoping and praying for a bid to the newly formed Orangatang Bowl in Kenya, Africa!! They take teams with losing records! The Bowl sponsors will pay for the team travel and will provide the natives and wild animals to watch the game!!
Spears Travel will offer packages to Kenya for the Orangatang Bowl!!
Back to the game:
Tulsa is not known for it’s team speed, but the Mean Green’s team speed is slower than President Biden’s walk-off Air Force One!! True freshman QB Kirk Francis from Metro Christian came off the bench for TU and threw for 304 yards and 2 touchdowns in the second half!! AND 0 INTERCEPTIONS!
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Iowa State 27 Texas 24
Great game and a miracle Hail Mary throw by QB Rocco Brecht as the ball bounced off of 2 Longhorn players into a walk-on 6’11” TE hands!! The young man was Mason Cox who is a top Australian Rules Football player and decided to play football at his favorite school, Iowa State!!. True story, Google it!
Not to mention he was a walk-on basketball player at Oklahoma State in 2012-2014!! And had one year of college eligibility left! Hello Clone Nation!!
UCLA 41 at USC 35
Bruin Freshman QB Dante Moore outperformed former Heisman So Cal QB Caleb Williams!! Moore threw for 270 yds and 3 TDS while Williams threw for 268 yards and 3 interceptions!! The hostile crowd of 22,056 hungover surfers wanted Coach Riley land his skinny jeans out of town!!
Wisconsin 35 Nebraska 21
The Badger's offense has drastically improved since its performance against Iowa earlier in the season!! Nebraska had 3 turnovers by half just not helping their ball-control offense when the opponents are controlling the ball!! Got it?
Kansas State 34 at Kansas 17
The Wildcats are no longer the Mildcats on defense!! Kansas States’ Desmond Purnell is becoming one of the best linebackers in the Big 12!! He is also the little brother of LA Purnell who worked my butt off for a few years at the Center!! Thanks, LA, and I have always been a huge Wildcat fan except when they play TU or OU!! Watch for number 32 in PURPLE!!
Notre Dame 41 Wake Forrest 28
The Irish are back and movie star QB Sam Hartman has a new look!! Sam is now John Travolta with a mustache!!
B in T second round playoff School High Picks:
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Bixby 55 Norman 27
Bixby last beat a team by less than 28 points when our president was not in adult diapers! Pick your President!!
B in T’s TNT source states that Coach Loren Montgomery was ushered to a Tulsa Golden Hurricane football rush party??! The new Tulsa Pass Coordinator!! OMG!
Bixby Coach surrounded by hundreds of football trophies!
Jenks 49 Edmond Sante Fe 26
Kayden Jones, Jenks RB and son of Kejuan Jones, a sophomore, ran for 202 yards in 18 carries as Jenks wins big in the second half!!
Owasso 37 Norman North 31
Owasso Rams are a surprise among the East side to kick the West side's arse!! Owasso's talent is young and dangerous!!
Union 45 Westmore 21
Union QB Shaker Ressnig goes 30 for 36 for 389 yards and 4 TDs!! He has Ohio State and Georgia coaches sitting in special seats at the stadium!! Offers in hand, Shaker blew them off for a pizza 🍕 party at Mazzio's!!
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Choctaw 35 Sand Springs 28
Super stud Defensive Coordinator Brad Clark was so happy with his D’s goalline stand at the end of the game that he tried to do the splits and ripped his pants!! Great enthusiasm from the young man!! Super coach and soon to be snatched up as a head coach!! Big playoff win!!
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Never, ever mic up Coach Clark!!
5A
Bishop Kelley 40 Bishop McGinnis 31
BK has more Bishops than BM and the BK boys are onward to the Semi-Finals!!
Carl Albert 44 Collinsville 41
Sooner High East has 3 OU signees on the team and barely sneaks a W past Collinsville!!
3A
Cascia Hall 42 Marlow 20
Cascia looks like a sleeper but now is a contender!! The HALLS may be battling for advancement!! HH vs CH?
Holland Hall 42 Perkins-Tryon 22
The Dutchmen are too much for the 3A second round, next week will be challenging for the young scholars!! Stud Dutch QB Burleson was front page in the Dutch Beacon Newspaper for breaking up with Soph Homecoming Attendee Alice Schmegma!! Since the dump of Alice, he has averaged 6 touchdowns per game!! Wow!! Keep dumpin’ them bro!! And yes he threw for 6 touchdowns against Perkins!!
2A
Kiefer 52 Sequoya 20
This week the Kiefer team was fed by Grandma Sheri, the grandmother of star lineman Kendall Lang!! Grandma Sheri cooked (smoked actually) 300 pounds of smoke butt for the team dinner Thursday!!
Plus:
5 tubs of Cole slaw
20 pumpkin pies
5 vats of mashed potatoes
2 tubs of brown gravy!!!!!!
Thanks to Grandma Sheri!!
B in T NFL Picks:
Cowboys 38 at Panthers 21
Cowboys are playing second-stringers against Carolina this year!! 5’2” RB Duece Vaughn from K State at RB and Trey Lance at QB!! The Boys still cover!!
Texans 31 Cardinals 21
The Texans and super rookie QB CJ Stroud threw 2 TDs and ran for one!! The Texan crowd screamed for JJ Watt to come out of retirement so they would have a JJ and a CJ!! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Lions 56 Bears 8
Both teams agreed to let the clock run in the second half! All Don Thornton Ford/Pontiac Commercials were run at halftime!!
Chiefs 34 Eagles 28
Hugely rooting for the Chiefy Wiefies!! The Eagles are cool (love Hurts from OU) but they are pickin’ on my beloved Cowboys!!
Have a great sports week!!
Bryan in Tulsa
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