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The new fan experience at TU football games is AMAZING!! Tulsa University Prez Brad Carson deserves credit for thinking outside of the college football entertainment box, with Tailgate bands and free beer for the mature crowd and face painting and giant bouncy toys for the rugrats!!
The naming of the new Tulsa mascot was cool too, but his likeness to the Halloween creepy scarecrows is too much for the Papi B in T and the Grands!! 👻👻👻Ana, Charlie, Rosie, Frankie, and Elliott’s Barbie costume will not be within a Skelly football field from Gus T!👻👻👻 👀Look closely!
Scary resemblance of Gus T!
Suite seats for Mrs. B in T’s cousin for the 6th game of the ALCS!! No invite for B in T?!
He invited his lovely wife Kristen instead!!
Some NERVE! And they lost!!
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Bixby Blue 1st Grade 20 at Collinsville 18
The Bixby moms had a huge raffle for a team fundraiser and a Bixby player's grandmother won the top prize!! The Prize: A 1-day rental on the Willie Nelson tour bus!! The boys loved it and thought ole Willie was a cool Hippie!!
Great idea by the moms and the boys were very popular on the Bixby playgrounds!!
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TMZ Correspondent reported that Taylor Swift us dating Waldo of ‘Where’s Waldo’ fame!
From jock, boy toy Kelse to Waldo!!
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Coach Venables Guest Get Back Coach:
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The Punisher
This dude also knows Karate!
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Oklahoma 38 at Kansas 26
The Sooners drive to Lawrence Friday and spend the night at the high-class Oread Hotel and after an early evening sona and pedicure, the team sets out to see a team movie calle ‘Nun 2’! Some of the Sooner players were visibly upset with the Nun face and swore they would not trick or treat 👻 on campus this year!!
Despite minor fear trauma from the movie by all-American linebacker Danny Stutsman, he managed to make 15 tackles, one interception, but had 2 nun nightmares on the bus ride back to Norman!!
Cincinnati 24 at Oklahoma State 21
I have picked the Bearcats to beat all of the area teams so why not pick them to beat the Cowpokes and their 3 QBs, 2 walk-ons, and 3 trainers system? Makes sense!!
NOTE:
As indicated below the Cowboy's new Cornhole Team is nationally ranked and is coached by Mike Gundy on a volunteer basis!! I will keep you posted on further developments regarding the new OSU Baccia Team!!
Tulsa 24 at SMU 22
Looks like another road trip to Dallas with my 60-year-old plus TU frat bros looking to recapture brain cells or lose as few brain cells as possible!! Things have changed on these trips:
* TU Blue and Gold compression socks to go with blue and gold adult depends **not shown, Thankfully!!
Last time we all went to a SMU/Tulsa game we were up 37 to 17 with 14 minutes to go in the fourth quarter and lost 38 to 37 AND missed a 27-yard field goal as time ran out!! After all of the TU geriatric section wet their pants, instead if celebrating at a Dallas bar we had Frosties at Wendy’s!!
THIS YEAR WE PARTY AT THE
HIDE BAR
As winners!!🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈
We do things differently around here!! Thirty signature cocktails!! Amazing bar food with scratch kitchen items!! Weatherized rooftop patio with downtown views and couches and recliners to pass out in for the more mature TU fans!!
Purdue 27 at Nebraska 17
Nebraska is considering trick or treating on Halloween instead of having practice!! Trick-or-treaters are more horror-ish than practice against your own Husker offense!!
Texas A&M 36 South Carolina 31
After the game, A&M Tasmanian devil coach Fisher tried to get Gamecock's QB Rattler to portal over!! He later found out that the SC QB may be first-round material!! Nice try!!
Iowa State 21 at Baylor 14
Baylor simply sucks more than State!! The Clone’s offensive coordinator has tried everything except leaving……….just sayin'! The Clones even tried bringing back their old Equipment Coordinator from West Point!
Kyle H. on right
Kansas State 38 Houston 20
Cougar head coach Halvorsen has sent out 335 resumes since his record went below the Mendoza Line, according to my associate editor Gene!!
14 resumes for Oklahoma high school head coaching positions and 2 assistant positions at Bixby and Jenks have been remitted by Lame Duck coach H!! Freshman KState QB Avery Johnson threw a touchdown pass and signed a NIL deal with Cocunat Hair Products!!!
*Desmond Purnell led the team with 10 tackles, 1 sack, 2 tackles for loss and a NIL deal with Little Apple Dealership to drive a 2023 Toyota Tundra during the season!!
Notre Dame 48 Pittsburg 21
Pittsburg is the only cupcake the Golden Domers have over a 6 game stretch of top 25 opponents in midseason!!
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B in T High School Picks:
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Pumpkin 🎃 Man goes to B in T's second home- The Center for Individuals with Physical Challenges!!! Another Center Halloween Party was infiltrated by Pumpkin Man handing out SPECIAL Hot Dog Gummies!!
The Center is always full of energy on a Friday Halloween party!! But throw in a Halloween party 👻 with Pumpkin Man and special hotdog 🌭 gummies then the Center gathering becomes a REAL party!!
Bishop Kelley 38 at East Central playing Nathan Hale 8
Back when the Rangers were relevant, we mowed over our opponents at Skelly Stadium, home of the Golden Hurricane!!
Hale keeps losing over and over! And candy corn stays JUST the same over time!
Bixby 65 Moore 12
The Top Halloween candy in the USA - M&Ms - for the top high school football team in Midwestern America - Bixby Spartans! Bixby moms were planning a huge Halloween party in a south Tulsa home, but the apple-bobbing water was filled with Bob Stoops Rolling Rock Tequilla!!
Newkirk 43 Blackwell 12
Blackwell is small and chewy for Newkirk, just like Skittles!
Sand Springs 30 BTW 22
BTW team color candies are yuckiest Halloween candies in the history of Halloween!!
Jenks 34 at Broken Arrow 27
Jenks had a tough time with the Tigers than expected!!
Cascia Hall 28 Inola Longhorns 27
Actual Inola Steers were brought down Utica Street in Tulsa to enter the Comando Stadium for a huge conference battle!!
*South Utica was backed up
to 21st Street!! Longhorn poop everywhere!!
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