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Bobbleheads:
FC Tulsa club has inked 14-year-old Tulsa native Renan Mendoza to an Academy deal for the 2023 US Championship season, making Mendoza the youngest player in franchise history to sign a contract with FC Tulsa! This deal was reported to be worth 500k with unlimited soccer balls at Tulsa’s Soccer Shack!! The young man took the whole Union High School soccer team to Mcdonald's! FC Tulsa
is also scouting an 9-year-old rising star from Carnegie Elementary via Metro Tulsa!! FC Tulsa has offered the phenom 500 new series Hotwheels Monster Trucks and finally 200 bags of Easter Peanut M&Ms for his agent, Papi B in T!
Gussy Tourihno!!
Center vibes:
USA Boccia 2023 Regionals in KC update:
Thanks to a lot of my 14 (up 2 from 2022) readers' donations, the Center for Physically Limited Individuals will be taking a full team to Kansas City on May 6, 7, and 8!! Such Center Boccia players like Steven the ‘Ramp Machine’, Lee ‘Boccia Maniac on Wheels’, Bryan ‘the Foghorn Leghorn’,
Roy ‘the Rookie’ and his aid Sheri ‘don’t play with me’!!
We also have Keith ‘the Hammer’, and the nice Sherri ‘Wonder Woman’ will be there in spirit which we can hear all the way from Tulsa!! Prayers for a complete recovery for Sherri with 2 r’s!!
Newcomer Charlene Ball Smasher will make the trip with her hubby who lovingly gave Charlene her that team nickname! We will strive to bring back trophies and get no one evicted from the building during a game! Three weeks till Boccia fun in KC! Thanks to all my 13 readers for giving the Center some love and prayers!!
B in T Rants:
A couple of political dignitaries were at the BOK Center last month to meet numerous wrestlers with the glad hand!! Ex Prez Trump whom was a pro wrestler in the LeeRoy Magirk era, fought in the pro wrestling circuit back in the 60s!!
Leprechaun Returns is not a happy-go-lucky movie about Lucky Charm cereal!! It consists of a Green furry Tasmanian devil-looking creature with shark-like teeth and bad breath!!
For bad teeth see Dr. Richard Stephens, Tulsa!
Way to frickin’ early top 15 2023 Oklahoma high school football teams:
1.Bixby 6AI
2.Union 6AI
3.Washington Warriors 2A *many exNFLers sons on the team!
4.Stillwater 6AII
5.Broken Arrow 6AI
6.Noble 5A
7.Carl Albert 5A
8.Jenks-6A
9.Tuttle-4A
10.Muskogee-6AII
11.Heritage Hall-2A
12. Tonkawa A
13.Cascia Hall B
14.Ringling -8 man football
15. Tushamingo- 7 man and 1 woman football
More preseason polls football polls coming!
The Redbirds have a star in Lars Nootbar if he gets off the IL and plays!! The Cards are in need of some SWEET wins!
Tulsa Hurricane's new mascot will be a combo of the following former mascot dudes:
1.
Huffy
2.
Captain Cane
3.
Troll Doll Herc the Jerk
The projected millennial Captain Cane:
Very yuppyish!! With a pinch of GQish!! The new GQ Captain Cane!!
B in T MLB
Cardinals
The Clysdale Bombers as the St. Louis Cardinals are affectionately known, have hit 37 home runs in their first 14 games!! They have surrendered 47 home runs bro! Google it! Dare ya! A 4-8 record will not make Cardinal Nation happy!!
Dodgers
Nothing much happening here, looks like another ho-hum, come up short year!! The team did get some new Dodger Murse travel gear!! My brother is a huge Dodger fan and has 7 murses, not nurses! Go, figure bro!!
Cubs
The chants of’Cody Belanger MVP’ are bellowing through the drunk-on Bud Light section of the bleachers at Wrigley!! Hopefully, they can celebrate a .500 record in 2023?!
Astros
Right fielder Kyle Tucker is off to a hot start!! He will be the larger version of an Altuve doll on roids!!
Royals
Lorenzo Cain is to sign a 1-day contract on May, 7th so he may retire a Royal!! The Royals are in negotiations to keep him for the remainder of the season and bat cleanup!! No shat!
Rangers
The Rangers started the season hot and then realized this was also still May flowers 🌹 but soon it will be time to start drinking warm Coors Light in 100-degree temperatures!!
Brewers
The Brewers are looking tough and should be sliding down the home run slide many times this year!! Currently, Bernie Brewer slides down a plastic white slide, and no longer into a giant mug of beer but onto a platform in the shape of home plate when a Brewer hits a home run, while a sign tower with Bob Uecker's trademark home run call ("Get up, get up, get outta here, GONE!!") lights up above the Dugout!! If a visiting team hits a home run the team mascot must slide into a tub of blue slime sponsored by CBS morning Co-host of CBS and CBS Sports Analyst Nate Burleson and digital superstar Charli D'Amelio will embark on a Slime-till u puke adventure as co-hosts of Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards 2023 in March!
Have a great sports week!
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