Kyler Murray from OU will be given a 20 ft Heisman Trophy statue unveiled during the Sooner spring game this Saturday in Norman!! Next year former OU QB Jalen Hurts will be given a statue for being as rich as shat after signing a 255-million-dollar contract with the Philadelphia Eagles!!
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Bryan in Tulsa
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Bobbleheads:
Baby boy Phillip Montgomery (yes - the same exact name as last year's TU football coach) is scheduled for stork arrival into the first male edition of the Reimer family in late April!! BASICALLY NOW!! This will be the 7th grandbaby for Mimi and Papi B in T and only the 2nd boy, thank you Gussy🙏!! Most of the girls are destined to be soccer players, football placekickers, football linemen(Elliott), or cheerleaders! Phillip is destined to be a professional Ultimate Frisbie player, a rock climber, a nuclear physicist, and last but not least a Boomer Sooner!! Both parents are Sooner Born and Sooner bred!!Congrats to Jordan and Clark!!
Boomer Sooner Dude!
Center Scoop:
B in T Boccia:
With our journey to Kansas City only 2 weeks away I would like to give an Injury update:
Sheri (Roys's Caregiver) - tripped one of Roys's opponents and broke her big toe, so we now have a caretaker for Roy and a Caretaker for Sheri's big toe, AMAZING!! Roy will play but Sheri is questionable!
Sherri - busted nail on throwing hand- a very tuff gal!
Game time decision for coach Margie!!
Bryan - pulled groin - a big wussy - probable - suc it up buttercup!
Lee - has anxiety issues with wife being replaced by Bryan in hotel room for two evenings in Kansas City, probable with proper medication and a lullaby by roommate!!
Margie - having to watch this moody group of Boccia Gods and Goddesses Probable, local CVS Pharmacies are on high alert ⚠️!!
These two dudes are a couple of the best in the World!! But let me assure you that they don't scare the Center group at all!! I will be right behind all of you guys, especially Keith!! Sheri will put a pot, not on your noggin!!
B in T Rants:
The Tulsa Driller organization is the creme De la creme of minor league baseball!! They recently announced Tulsa Oilers gear and special Oily days at the ballpark!!
B in T Opinion:
If hush money is to make you quiet then what is the money for Stormy to portray? Loud money, head ‘n sand money, or possibly hey let's let the world know we don't care about money!!
B it Ts ‘I told u so guy’ St. Louis Cardinal’s 20-year-old Dave Winfield lookin’ dude - Jordan Walker!! And Fam in da stands!
The Birds of Red may suck lavishly but this stud is fo real!
Batting 7th and 8th, .276 with 3 dingers and 11 RBIs!!
Renovation for Johnson Park!
A new bond issue to improve Johnson Park at 61si and Riverside could make this park a destination park in Tulsa!! A 3 million and 5 million dollars
Johnson Park is near 61st and Peoria!! It’s going to be something that the neighborhood will be proud of and the community as a whole can be proud of,” said Tulsa Parks Director Anna America!
The City of Tulsa is planning to put $3.1 million into the park to transform it and is asking the community what facilities they would like!?? How about some Disney-themed rides such as Moana and Frozen, possibly use some of the old Bells Amusement Park equipment and recreating the roller coaster ride Zingo!! Naaawwww. I am maybe positively almost certain that the ride would pass all the inspections required!! It is thought to be a 50/50 shot that the rusty old 1961 Zingo equipment can be refurbished!!
BREAKING: New York Police have listed Trump’s weight as 270 pounds!! Could be an Edge DE at Tulsa or Oklahoma!! Looks like Oklahoma State and Mike Gundy are the leading candidate for Trumper's football services!!
OSU football spends the lowest amount of any Power 5 school!! 300k lower than the second lowest in the old Big 12 (10) AND the second lowest in the new Big 12 -- >>> is the OSU Cowboys of Stillwater not of Columbus, Big 10 fame!!
Makes you wonder how good Oklahoma State could be if that staff and administration invested more resources into recruiting!! Or find a caveat in T. Boone’s estate the allows for a few more million a year for Cowboy recruiting or NIL donations from the Trust?!?!
Cowpoke recruiting classes continually rank anywhere from 35 to 60 and they may be the strongest team of the new Big 12!! 12 or 14??? I forget!
MLB
Dodgers and Brewers
Los Angeles Dodgers TV sideline reporter David Vassegh shattered his arm and pride last year in August!! He was quickly waived by the Dodgers and picked up by the Brewers at the season's end!!
Vasseghs new outfield gig as Brewers outfield announcer!
My brother, Tre has loved the Dodgers since he was three and could throw a slider with both his left and right arm, AT THE SAME TIME!! No shat, STG bro! (swear to God)! He is now a Brewer fan due to waivers of the poor Dodger reporter dude!!
Cardinals
My prediction of stardom for 20-year-old Jordan Walker is possibly the only prediction I have made accurately!! A 10-game hitting streak to start his major league career was amazing!! I just purchased my own Father's Day present, a 5XL Jordan Walker jersey!!
Cubs-
Without Kyle Hendricks, the Cub's current rotation is similar to the local Elmer Fuckwinkle High School’s rotation in Chicago!! Hendricks has been out since June 2022 and has recently started some throwing off the mound! With him in the rotation I will give the Cubs a 1 out a 100 chance to play in the World Series, without 1 out a 2.56 billion!
Royals-
The Royals are off to a poopy typical start and superstar Bobby Witt Jr. has demanded a trade!! Attendance is lagging and the local USA Regional Boccia tournament is drawing better crowds!!
Rangers
CF Aldonis Garcia is heating up and the Rangers are looking at Nathan Lowe to be an All-Star!
The Rangers’ Garcia came out of a 0-16 slump with a grand salami against the As!!
Astros
Our Altuve doll, which was given to us from our amazing Houston family, is missing since the arrival of our puppy Australian Sheppard dog! Since the arrival of Kodak, he is so cute you want to take a Kodak picture, I have constantly been checking for Astro Orange in his poop!! My guess is Altuve doll was carried off by a hawk!!
Have a great sports week!
B in T
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