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Family Dog from He🏒🏒!!
Grandchildren Gus and Ana have a big puppy dog named Toast who instead of Purina puppy chow, Toast eats squirrels, moles, cousin Charlotte panties, 40-pound bags of sand, half of the couch, Barbie’s and baby dolls, with 10,000 socks for dessert!!
The cute giant mutt took a chunk out of their favorite couch in the den and was punished by only getting a half chicken for dinner!!
While watching the kids, the Cujo is left alone with Papi and the war within the war between the hell hound and Papi begins!! I try to put out 10 cups of dog food to keep Toast full and hopefully not eating squirrels, shoes, and socks! Toast escaped through the front door and Gus, Ana and Papi have been caught on the doorbell camera chasing Toast through the neighbor's yard!! The incident was sent to America's Funniest Home Videos and is under consideration for a Fall 2022 show!! No shat!! I swear!!
If we win any dollars on the show it will go toward doggy training lessons!!
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B in T Notes:
Brady is BACK!!
The GOAT, Tom Brady, will be back to QB the Buccaneers for his 23rd year in the NFL!! After making 230 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for school Tom said “Eff it, I going back to football” and then went to Twitter during March Madness selections!! Nice timing Tom and agent!!
Will there be an ‘Opening’ in the 918? Yeppers! There is!!
Can we get the polka dots back? Mike Anderson is currently the coach at St. Johns's Red Storm.
He has the backing of legendary Tulsa coach Nolan Richardson. Anderson has been the head coach at UAB, Mizzou & Arkansas. A great fit for the University of Tulsa! I am afraid, with the cost-cutting measures at TU, the chances are now minimal!
Next TU Coach will be:
Mike Anderson - 3 to 1 Head Coach at St. Johns and huge TU support! He was in my Sociology class at TU! He may be too much money honey!!
Pooh Williamson - 25 to 1 - currently doing ESPN commentator training with strong TU ties!
Jerome Tang - 6 to 1 - Assistant at Baylor and great recruiter in Texas
Tubby Smith - 60 to 1 - he loves the Utica Square area in Tulsa, former TU coach
Mike Krzyzewski - 14, 754 to 1 - just retired from Duke, already has an itch to unretire!
Sean Sutton - 15 to 1 - Texas Tech assistant, numerous OSU fans will root for TU!
Billie Gillespie - 150 to 1 - Tarleton State Head Coach, coached with Self at TU, met him at Park Plaza swimming pool 100 years ago, true story, nice guy but can he recruit legally!??
Brian Montenotti - 20 to 1 - Owasso High coach and former OSU player! Knows the OK high school scene which Haith did not!
Scott Sutton - 25 to 1 - Assistant at OSU and former ORU head coach, super clean dude!
What Patrick Mahomes and my brother have in common!!
Certain siblings have siblings that they want to freeze cryogenically to a different era or world!! Haha! Kansas City QB Patrick Mahomes is THE BEST playa in the NFL 🏈currently! Mahomes brother, Jackson, and his fiance, pro wrestler Asuka, will not be banned from attending games next season, despite internet rumors that circulated on social media on recently to the contrary!Jackson Mahomes has had numerous altercations with opposing fans in the NFL!! Jackson will throw things, spit, and verbally abuse little old ladies if they are wearing the opposing team colors! Should he be suspended from the NFL for one year??!! The stud brother Mahomes supports his brother on the outside but is eating nails with hot sauce internally!! SIMILARLY, Tre Lohmeyer, the world-famous photo artist has a brother that is loud and obnoxious, wears red Trump caps, farts and has been known to pee-pee at Tre’s gallery art exhibits!! True shat! Google it! I dare ya!! Having a black sheep in a family can be very costly for the drift or the vibe that an artist tries immulate! To that, I simply tell my famous brother to suck it up buttercup!!
A Silent but deadly fart - is the true meaning of pettifogging, Webster does not no SHAT!!
Way way too Early TU 2022 Picks!
Here is the full schedule for the 2022 football season:
- Sept. 3 — at Wyoming - W
- Sept. 10 — vs. Northern Illinois- W
- Sept. 17 — vs. Jacksonville State - W
- Sept. 24 — at Ole Miss - L
- Oct. 1 — vs. Cincinnati - L
- Oct. 8 — at Navy - W
- Oct. 21 — at Temple - W
- Oct. 29 — vs. SMU - W
- Nov. 5 — vs. Tulane - W
- Nov. 10 — at Memphis - L
- Nov. 18 — vs. South Florida - W
- Nov. 25/26 — at Houston - L
- Dec. 3 — American Athletic Conference Championship
TU goes 8-4 with a Military Bowl invite!!
To Shake or not to Shake?
During the postgame handshakes of 3 games during a 72 hour period recently the question in Oklahoma and Nationally, after these hand-slapping altercations, is why even shake? In another incredible article by nationally acclaimed Tulsa World sportswriter Bill Haistens, he stated that the tension and vibes of the Owasso vs BTW crowd and players simply laid the groundwork for a post-game shove around!! The third incident at the Wisconsin vs Michigan basketball game was simply a post-game bitch slap from one grossly overpaid coach to another!! This slap cost coach Juwan Howard 40k dollars and a suspension of 5 games! Wisconsin coach Greg Gard was fined 10k for instigating the Barbie slap fight!! I would like to add one more personal third-grade incident that I or my son or grandson may or may not have instigated!! I will not name the identity of the young man to protect conversation at family holidays or birthday functions in the future!! In a third-grade football game in Tulsa a while back a young man decided to tell each player in the handshake line to f--- off! The opposing coach informed our head coach who informed an unsuspecting parent who grounded a third grader for the rest of his life!! True stuff! I vote for post-game handshake lines to be eliminated!
Zero Stars High School Rating to Super Bowl MVP! Cooper Kupp!
LOVE IT!!
Maddog Get Better!
My wife, my kids, and my grandkids have all chatted and or laughed at Mr. Maddog at TU games over the years! In the early years of courting Mrs. B in T, I would purchase a rose from him as I entered the 11th Street
entrance to the Reynolds Center!
My daughter Madison goes by Maddog and Mr. Maddog would always wave at her at the TU games! He was mugged on 36th and Peoria in February and the B in T family will keep you in our prayers Mr. Maddog!
NCAA Tournament Picks 1st Round:
3 Arkansas 86 14 Vermont 65
The Razorbacks are seeded the highest since the days of the Medicine Ball men, Nolan Richardson and Mike Anderson!! The Catamounts of Vermont can ball!! A catamount is a wild cat that roams the snow-covered hills of Vermont in search of its favorite delicacy the spotted lynx!! The Catamounts were spotted Lynxed by the Hogs!
2 Kentucky 88 17 St. Peters 66
The St. Peters Peacock and the Kentucky Wildcat had a mild skirmish over sideline space and were separated by court security!! Both Mascots were taken to night court AFTER the first-round game!!
4 Illinois 68 13 Chattanooga 57
The Illini nickname really sucks compared to the Scrappy Mocs of Chattanooga!! Scrappy Mocs refer to a northern mockingbird that lives in the swamps of Tennessee!!
7 Murray State 77 10 San Fran 70
The Murray State Racers boat raced the Dons who are named after the first Mayor of San Francisco, Don Juan!! True story, google it!!
6 Iowa State 72 11 LSU 70
The Clones made a desperation 3 pointer with .0198 left on the Timex time clock to continue play in the NCAA's!!
1 Kansas 81 Texas Southern 53
When the Tigers took a 13 to 11 lead over the Jaybirds, Coach Self called a 30-second timeout and told his team they were walking back to Lawrence from St. Louis is they lose this game!! The KU player moms were livid!!
2nd Round NIT:
Oklahoma 83 St. Bonaventure 68
The Bonnies are close at halftime but OU guard Jordan Goldwire went crazy and scored 19 points in the second half to bring home the second-round victory!! So you are wondering WTF is a Bonnie? This nickname came from a Bonna Wolf who was the bad bad wolf in the famous child story ‘Little Red Riding Hood’!!! I know that you may have some doubt so just google it!! Double dog dare ya!!
B in T Tidbits:
- In my opinion we need a college football coaches portal!!l
- The substance used in Kansas coach Bill Self’s hair is classified by the U.S. Government and is currently banned in 7 countries!
- To ban or not to ban, whether it is nobler to take drugs and compete OR move to Russia!
- Georgia Portal Transfer QB JT Daniels may be at West Virginia in 2022!?!?
- OU’s Jocelyn Alo shares a piece of history. Oklahoma's senior slugger hit a titanic blast to tie former Sooner Lauren Chamberlain's NCAA career record with her 95th home run as the Sooners run-ruled Texas State 8-0 in the final game of the Houston Classic at Cougar Stadium. The NCAA record-setting ball was sucked into a drain outside the Cougar Stadium and Sooner softball and Fox Radio superstar Chris Plank was told not to leave Houston until he finds the ball in the IT clown water drain!!
Have a great sports week:
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