Bryan in Tulsa
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NEW COACH AT TULSA!!
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Tulsa zeroed in on Louisiana Tech's Eric Konkol as its next head basketball coach!! Lots of 20+ winning seasons and Mrs. B in T thinks he is cute!
Family Bobblehead Sports:
Brother Tre? Jet-setter?!Nawwwwww....!!!
First, let's define the term Jet-setter-
(idiomatic) A member of the jet-set, a rich person who travels for pleasure. OR Another definition of a jet setter is a person who travels frequently; often, it is used to describe someone in high society with a glamorous life.
An example of a jet setter is an heiress who flies off to Paris to shop and purchase a croissant!
Tre Lohmeyer is a world-renowned master of Photo Artistry!! He is the opposite of B in T - Tre opens the door for women, and he never cusses, or farts! He looks like a shorter, younger Sam Elliott!
I hate the mother chunker! No, I love him! He was just featured in the Lux magazine, which also qualifies him as Jet-setterish! Back to more Jet-Setter stuff, well Tre has a “FRIEND” that lives in London!! Dadgummit, to us folks in Oklahoma living in London would directly sit you smack dab in the middle of the Jet-setter club!! In fact the closest we have to a Jet-Setter in Tulsa is a - yuppie which defined as someone who sits outdoors at Utica Square’s Wildfork and sips tea and may or not smoke a fatty! Tre’s good “friend” is also a World-renowned Photo-Artist so the Jet-Setter meter is off the scale when the two of them show up at an Art Gallery!! She is super, incredible and they make a wonderful couple of “friends”!! I have promised to not embarrass them on Facetime calls to New York, Paris, Aspen, or the Swiss Alps, for the next 18 months!! Gifts from New York for Mr. and Mrs. B in T would be nice brother?!?! Hehe
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B in T Notes:
Baseball Is Back!!
B in T will be covering these MLB teams in 2022:
Cardinals:
New manager Marmol will be using baseball analytics and winning! NL Central Division 95-67 1st
Cubs:
Garage sale of talent puts the Cubbies in 5th! NL Central Division 70 - 92 5th
Dodgers:
Clayton Kershaw signs for 1 more year! Freddie Freeman's acquisition has canceled the entire season and the World Series Trophy will be Amazon delivered to the mother chicken Dodgers!! NL West Division 100 - 62 1st
Astros:
Correa bye bye, but still kings of the AL West. 94-68 1st
Royals: AL Central 71 - 91 4th, no where to go but upward!
Rangers: AL West Just signed a catcher, last years backstops could not play for Cascia Hall High School! 68 - 94 4th
How Long will this Pro Football League Last?
TU players S Manny Bunch and QB Zach Smith were drafted by the USFL Houston Gamblers and the New Orleans Breakers respectively! The 8 team league will pay 45k a year salary, 850$ per win payment and a 15k bonus winning the USFL Championship!! I have always been a huge Gambler and Breakers fan!! I project that the USFL will last 4 to 5 years if no pandemics!! After 5 years, the League will close due to a Zombie Crocodile invasion from Brazil!! I kid u not!
College Coaches That Need to CYA!!
Herm Edwards, Arizona State
The fact that the Sundevils are still mediocre at least Herm is running a clean program......NOT!!There have been multiple instances of potential NCAA violations, issues with assistant coaches and departures of their best players via the transfer portal. Things could fall apart very quickly in the land of the Sun and the land of the Devils!!
Jimbo Fisher, Texas A&M - Is this the season that Fisher and the Aggies finally get their shat together? At 7-5 last year and the best recruiting class since Jesus recruited Job, look for heads and pocketbooks to roll if not 10-2!!
Scott Frost- Nebraska - SSDD - Coach Frost will be flying solo with QB Casey Thompson from Texas, just in time for the OU game!
Steve Sarkisian, Texas Last year basically sucked last year and having a six-game losing streak did not impress the donors!! Of course losing to Kansas which lost to Jenks High School did not look good on the resume!! New QB Quinn Evers better warm-up the portal transfer site!!
Lincoln Riley, USC Trojans go 4-8 and QB Caleb Williams transfers to Tulsa!! Riley send resumes to every NFL and CFL team!!
Winter Olympics in Norway Forever!
Why? Ok, Norway will take the Winter Sports seriously and and this country knows what they are doing in the snow!!
Country | Gold | Silver | Bronze | Total |
1 Norway | 14 | 7 | 8 | 29 |
2 Germany | 10 | 7 | 5 | 22 |
3 USA | 8 | 8 | 5 | 21 |
4 China | 8 | 4 | 2 | 14 |
5 Sweden | 7 | 4 | 4 | 15 |
6 Austria | 6 | 7 | 4 | 17 |
7 Netherlands | 6 | 5 | 4 | 15 |
8 Switzerland | 6 | 1 | 5 | 12 |
9 ROC | 5 | 9 | 12 | 26 |
10 France | 4 | 7 | 2 | 13 |
Norway has a population of around 5 million and New York has 8 million!! Norway is pretty and clean!! Norway has all the winter Olympic requirements - cold, snow, hills, pubs, and taverns!! Norway hosted the Olympics in 1994 and folks are still talking about the pub 🍺 parties after Norway won the Ski Jumping and the Nordic Combined skiing on the same day!! Of course the main reason for Norway every 4 years Olympics is that Oslo just passed the Marijuana bill by the Council of State!! The mountains of Norway just became even higher!!
B in T Tidbits:
- The University of Tulsa Men's and Women's Tennis teams are ranked 28th and 19th n respectively! Congrats!
- The Oklahoma Sooner girls softball team is number 1 nationally and will be all year! Yep, all year! Their main competition will come from the Houston Astros!
- Troy Aikman leaving Fox for Monday Night Football, possibly add Al Michaels and I will break down on my knees and cry tears of JOY!
- Fifty years of watching Tulsa basketball is sickening now to watch a team that can't shoot or pass!! Looks like the worst record since Jeff Kovach, Ty Nielson and Ed Lindblad led Tulsa to a 10-17 record. In the TU - SMU game we were down 36 to 33 and after getting a Keto Ice cream bar and letting the dog out to wee-wee my Tulsa Cane was NOW down 56 - 34. When the Reynolds Center was built I spent good money to have the opportunity to purchase fairly decent 💵 tickets. Those were fun times with Nolan, Bill, and Tubby!! So it is time to bring back another Nolan Richardson, maybe Conklin is da man!! Go TU!!
- With MLB and NFL free agent signings, and trades happening almost every hour, this can make the world a wild place for sports nerds with ADHD, OCD, and IBS go CRAZY!! 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜🤪🤪
- Cardinals signed Corey Dickerson OF from the Toronto Blue Jays, lefty-hitting DH and backup outfielder!
- Jail Lucas, assistant coach at Kentucky, is on Tulsa shortlist. Evidently this news may have leaked out and caused the loss by Kentucky to the Peacocks!!
B in T Sweeeeeet 16 Picks:
Kansas 77 Providence 72
The Jayhawk faithful were very amused when coach Muscleman explained vehemently his case on a foul to the head referee who stands 6’8”!! The 5’8” Razorback coach stood on one of the trainer stools to better explain his case!
Arkansas 88 Gonzaga 85
The Zags also known as the Bulldogs may be one of the squirreliest looking teams left in the sweet 16!! But make no doubt they are the best fast break, get up and down the court teams in America!! Then add the athletic and sleek Hogs to the mix and I am very stoked for this barn-burner!! Can't wait for this mother chunker!!
Iowa State 65 Miami 60
Clone coach TJ Oltzenberger becomes the 6th coach to take Iowa State to the sweet 16!!
Clone fans were turned away by the thousands to watch the game at the United Center in Chicago!! Several of the Iowa State gaggle of fans thought they were playing the Miami Heat of the NBA!! After the confusion Cyclone fans were happy to get free food and beer at Harry Carrays restau.rant and watch the game on one of their 40 big-screen TVs!!
Duke 76 Texas Tech 69
Chase Canter San Fransisco will host two teams that are polar opposites! Duke has a picturesque campus and Tech is in Lubbock, Duke has tradition, and Tech has a guy with a mask on a horse, finally, Duke has stoic coach K and Tech has coach Adams who looks like a Dentist! Duke leads from the start and looks poised for the Final Four!
Have a great sports week!
Bryan in Tulsa
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