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PUMPKIN MAN RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!! PUMPKIN MAN SIGHTINGS AT TULSA HILLS AND A YOUTH SOCCER GAME!!
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FOS Notes:
- Inside sources tell me that the Texas Board of Regents has a shortlist for the next coach to replace coach Herman. Here is the shortlist: 1. God 2. The Pope 3. Superman 4. Mike Leach HC MSU 5. Kliffy Kingsbury HC AZ Cardinals. Longshots are said to be: Chip on HGTV's Fixer Upper, and movie star, Texas alum and weird car commercial dude Matthew McCoconutey!!
- Sightings of Pumpkin Man AND Big Foot Have Finally been Authenticated, THESE PHOTOS HAVE NEVER BEENVIEWED!!
- One National Debate between Mumbles Biden and Frumpy Trumpy is enough for a any world power to take in one evening!! This debate was a hot mess inside a dumpster fire inside a train wreck inside a crashing elevator in a skyscraper!! Hopefully the VPs can bring back some morality and decency to this election!!
- The current MLB format for a 58 game season reminds me of the cheap plastic gifts you get for 500 tickets at Chucky Cheese!! Not worth a shat!! For teams like the Cardinals, Marlins and Reds who think they are good when they really only won a putt-putt miniature golf trophy or a participation trophy 🏆!!
- A ’Karen’ on steroids is loose in Logan, Ohio!! A young lady in Logan became upset at her son’s middle school football game when 2 Barney Fife security guards at 5’3” and 290 lbs tasered her for not wearing her Coronavirus mask!! In true Ohio high school football fashion,the game continued as the young mom screamed and was carried to the local Logan poky!! Cheerleaders continued there routines, referees threw their flags, and the young men played football despite what seemed like a gangland slaying in the stands!
- CREEPER SPREADER EVENT- This term not a new horror movie by Rob Zombie but simply an event sponsored by the White House where political talking heads gather without masks, hug at will, and spit, slobber, and spread Coronavirus while wearing expensive suits!! Imagine if many Washington hoyty toyties including the President and First Lady testing positive for Caronavirus!! That would be really, really foolish!!
- Port City Auto Racing is an unknown jewel in these Pandemic times! More on Oklahoma racing next week!
- Bixby Spartan 2021 possible Non-Conference opponents: 1. Jenks, 2. Oklahoma State Scout team. 3. NEO 4. Owasso 5. Alabama - Grumpy Saban is trying to upgrade his schedule from Colgate! 6. New York Jets...........or Giants!
FOS College Football Picks:
Tulsa 31 at USF 24
The crowd of Golden Hurricane fans was very sparse in Tampa, Florida due to Coronavirus 
concerns and high age risks!! A number of TU high-risk fans decided to have a watch party at Cains Ballroom in Tulsa!! The owner of Cains Ballroom, who will remain nameless, offered to charge a flat price for the game and supply a buffet catered by Western Sizzler!! Coronavirus Masks were required although numerous TU patrons wore Halloween masks!! Testosterone started to fly when two TU post-retirement age men argued over whether the Coronavirus was brought to the USA by China or from the same Aliens that make crop circles!! The gents gave each other fake hugs and commenced to watch the ’Cane kick some arse!!
Oklahoma State 35 Iowa State 31
The Cowboys are very focussed on winning their first Big 12 title in years!!In fact, they were so focussed that all of Cowboy Nation forgot to notice that coach Gundy whacked off his mullet!! In fact, his wife and the whole family had not noticed!! The Cowboys should start getting the same notoriety that coach Gundy and his mullet received!! Iowa State coach Campbell is protesting the game because one of the OSU wall paddlers threw a paddle attheir kicker and cracked his femur!!
Oklahoma 45 at TCU 38
**********Upset Special************
Minnesota 36 Michigan 24
Golden Gopher Quarterback Tanner Morgan put a 3 touchdown, 0 interception nail in the coffin of Michigan coach kaki!
Kansas State 42 Kansas 25
The Mildcats of Manhattan seems destined to the Big 12 title game at Jerry World against the Oklahoma State Cowboys!! Kansas coach Miles is destined to do more Dr. Pepper Fanville commercials!
Texas Tech treats the Mountain men like the Red Raider mascot wears his black mask and tights!! Very disgusting!!
SMU 35 Cincinnati 31
The Ponies put the Bearcats away with a late touchdown pass from QB Shane Beuschel with 35 seconds remaining!!
Ohio State 48 Nebraska 24
BIG 10 FOOTBALL IS FINALLY BACK!! Nebraska wishes it were not in Columbus!!
Alabama 41 at Tennessee 31
The Crimson Tide and Grumpy are looking to schedule the Dallas Cowboys next year for an easy non-conference win!!
Notre Dame 42 at Pittsburg 31
The luck of the Irish continues in the City of Steel!!
Texas 42 Baylor 28
Texas coach Hermann is as popular in Austin as President Trump is in China!!
FOS High School Picks:
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Owasso 48 at Mustang 31
Two 6A powerhouses battle for the right to play Missouri State in the Quaalude Bowl in Bangor, Maine!! Mustang is the Jenks of the OKC area!! Here are the Mustang/Owasso game over/under for:
1. Tahoes in the parking lot is -1350
2. Fur coats on Mustang side -350
3. Fur coats on Owasso side -9
4. Black Tight-fitting Spandex pants - 935
5. SUVs with ’My child is an Honor Student’ sticker on the back window- 1436
Take the over on all!
Broken Arrow 42 at Edmond Sante Fe 34
Another haymaker with the west side!! The Tigers are road warriors in the latter part of the football season!!
Union 42 Norman North 21
Norman North has tremendous size for a west side team! Union has more unbridled young talent in a down year for Union!!!!
Jenks 52 Yukon 27
Bixby 56 at Muskogee 28
The Bixby Spartans are rated 7th in the nation by the USA Today high school football poll!! This
reminds me the Sooners are rated 12th in the latest USA high school poll!! The Bixby youngsters were placed on 3 brand new state of the art buses sponsored by Dr. Stevens DDS!! These buses have mini kitchen pantries for the players and a large bar for the Spartan Boosters!!
BTW 44 at Ponca City 12
With BTW’s top 2021 player in Oklahoma, Gentry Williams recovering with a blown ACL the talent just keeps reloading on the north side of T Town!!
Bishop Kelley 38 at East Central 18
Claremore 62 Nathan Hale 6
My Hale Rangers are having a tough 2020 but have played each game with pride and determination!! As soon as we get some Jenks players to move into the 21st and Sheridan area we will get our revenge!!
Pryor 35 at Sapulpa 34
Pryor foreign exchange student from Yugoslavia, Slov Lambrusko
kicked a 53 yard field goal as time ran out!!
Wagoner 45 Oologah 26
The Bulldogs may run the table this year!! What's new!?
Cushing 42 at Blanchard 31
There was a lot of controversy as the Cushing double-decker streamline team bus headed toBlanchard!! A number of Tiger Rights Activists (TRA) showed up to stop the Cushing bus as it arrived at the game!! It turns out they were protesting the arrival of the team blowup tiger which defames tigers in Oklahoma!! The money backing this organization came from the Carol Baskin foundation!! A small donation from the Cushing Morrill Family allowed the Tiger’s blowup head to be blown!! The game was a huge win for Cushing as they strive for home-field advantage in the playoffs!! Cushing player #10, received no personal penalties and his mom took him to Braums for a Banana Split without bananas!!
The Buccaneers of Tonkawa are getting in playoff condition......again! Cousin Charlie is the Grand Marshall of the Tonkawa Halloween Parade!! Mysteriously he was dressed as Pumpkin Man and threw out Coronavirus safe wrapped pumpkin bread!!
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Again great moms from both sides!! The main difference between the two teams came down to lamb wool shaving!! There is an art to shaving Lambswool and the Hinton moms have mastered it!! They have created a machine similar to the cow milking machine, to shave Lambswool!! Do not get the machines confused!!
FOS Diner of the week: Hinton - Gloria’s Kitchen - 1206 Broadway Street, Hinton. Gloria’s Kitchen is known for her giant chicken fried steak that in some cases covers the entire table!! The late great wrestler Haystack Calhoun weighed just north of 450lbs during his hay day (no pun intended )! Haystack once ate two chicken fried steaks at one sitting at Gloria’s!! True shat!!
Cascia Hall 42 Pacola 20
The Cascia old fart dads had their annual homecoming burger cookout and talked about the old days
of chasing cheerleaders and smoking a fatty behind the gym!! A couple of old fart Pacola dads joined the group and were offered a burger but declined when they found out that the Cascia hamburger meat was not 100% USDA prime choice!! The Pacola old fart dads brought some Bud Light Platinum beer and all old farts had fun together despite their opposite sides!!
FOS NFL Picks:
Browns 31 at Bengals 28
Cowboys 45 at Washington 38
The Cowboy’s defensive awfulness can only be matched by Washington’s defensive awfulness!! With Cowboy QB Dak Prescott out, Colin Kapernick made his Cowboy debut with 320 yards passing!! Jerry Jones may have to liquidate 20% of the team to cover Daks paycheck!!
The Broncos have gone through quarterbacks like Trump goes through Press Secretaries!! The Chiefs tight end Kelsey needs two security guards to walk him to his car each day because of a female stalker stripper whom he met at the local grocery store!!
Packers 37 at Texans 24
Bears 27 at Rams 20
The Rams QB Jerrod Goff can scramble if he has big lineman chasing him! The Ram’s could not handle the Bear’s defensive line and melted like butter!! The Bears seem to have better luck with QB Trubinsky at the helm! The Bear’s backup QB Nick Foles has playoff experience but he is not a starter!! He is more of a reliever!!
FOS Words of wisdom from the unwise one: If writing and you receive more complaints the View, it might be time to hang up the blue laddie pencils ✏️!!
Have a great sports week!
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