Faked Out Sports: Asian Boy Band BTS Performing at OU Spring Game!

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Top 5 entertainer prospects for Oklahoma Spring Game:

BTS - Chinese boy band that resembles the Back Street Boys on crack!! Currently, negotiations have ceased due to $s and Coronavirus!!
Mickey Gilley - cheap and under budget but the Gilley folks say they are in major negotiations for the Tulsa spring game!
Boys to Men - great for the Millennial crowd but a number of fufu OU boosters want the Foggy Mountain Boys with Restless Heart ’That Rock Won't Roll’!!!
Grass Roots - The Sooner big donor era loves this group but the students are picketing the streets of Norman against having a group of hippies sing at the Sooner spring game!!
Aerosmith - Lead singer Steven Tyler for Aerosmith just had his 6th lip injection and is possibly not available for the exact date of the Spring game!!

ESPN Preseason College Football has OU ranked 3rd and Texas 7th!!

When did ESPN college football prognosticators start snorting baking soda?!? Texas would be picked 7th in the Big 12 Conference or possibly 7th in the Union/Jenks Mighty Might Mouse League for kindergarteners!! Please, having the name of TEXAS on your football uniform does not mean they can't suck AGAIN in 2020!! The goodbye tour for Coach Herman begins with Spring Game in front on 80,000 misguided souls!!

Alabama Coach Grumpy Saban is on a Hiring Frenzy!!

Charlie Strong - Defensive Analyst

Art Briles - Alabama Team Security

Major Applewhite - Offensive Analyst

Butch Jones - Systems Analyst

Steve Sarkesian - Saban walking off-field analyst

B in T works out for Tulsa University Students at the Center!!

As a TU Grad back in 19 something the Center always has B in T guinney pig for the TU students!! I always ask not to be with the cute TU girls! Of course, they have a cute TU soccer lady for my tests!! I now will overdue my exercises and send my blood pressure to the moon!! As I pass out on the floor the young TU soccer girl starts giving me mouth to mouth resuscitation and I wake up from my dream and go to lunch!! True story!!

FOS Bobbleheads:

The Two Youngest B in T Granddaughters Have Extreme Talent at a Very Young Age!!

Two months old Charlotte and three months old Rosie have already shown tremendous hoop skills!! Both of these you Pamper diaper dandies can palm a baby plum with one hand and shove it in their mouth within seconds!! Very fond of pre-game watermelon! This feat has been placed on YouTube with 400,000 likes in 24 hours!! True shat! Trust me!!

FOS College Basketball Post Season Picks:

Big 12 Phillips 66 Tournament in Kansas City:

Oklahoma State 70 Iowa State 67

The Clones are using two Student Managers as their 7th and 8th players off the bench!! Benny Cornholler from Maise High School was the all-time scorer in class C basketball in Iowa!! He is averaging a triple-double in his last 4 games with the varsity Clones!! He has poured 20 Gatorades, played 20 seconds in a varsity game and wet his pants 10 times!! The other student manager spent the night in the Kevin Highland County Jail!! This was based on a true B in T story but the names were changed to protect the guilty!!

Kevin Highland

Oklahoma 79 West Virginia 65

The Sooner’s Austin Reaves, as in the TCU game, turned into Superman slash Pistol Pete Maravich and scored 24 points in the second fricken half!! The Hilltopper Mountaineers Uni-bombers from West Virginia shot 27% from the field, 21% from the 3 point range and 20% from the dunk range!!!

American Athletic Conference Tournament in Little Dickies Arena Fort Worth, Texas:

Tulsa TBD - FOS will do TU and KU picks later in week!

SEC Conference Tournament:

Arkansas 80 Vanderbilt 70

The Hog fans travel very well and are experienced in hoarding all the seats in the Bridgestone Arena in Nashville!! Evidently, the Vanderbilt folks sprayed Arkansas’ front row seats with skunk mating spray!! Vanderbilt lost to TU by ten points thus Hogs by ten!! Very, very scientific stuff from FOS/B in T!!