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B in T and Faked Out Sports are saddened by the cancellation of sports for a period of time for our country to stop the spread of the Coronavirus. The NBA canceled their season and the America followed. President Trump issued a National Emergency. This is how we roll in the USA and we will come back stronger and learned from this setback! Dilly Dilly and clean your hands for 20 minutes and remember PUMPKIN MAN is watching you!!
Hand Sizes Are Relevant with NFL QBs Draft Status!!
FOS Notes ’bout Nuthin:
Top QB prospect, Joe Burrow from LSU, has 9-inch hands which are the smallest hands since Joe Kapp with the Minnesota Vikings, measured 8.5 inches in the 1960s!! Last year’s smallish QB number one pick Kyler Murray has 9.5-inch hands 🙌 and can't even see over his Offensive Lineman!! Kyler prospered in his first year of the NFL!! Patrick Mahomes of the 2020 world champion KC Chiefs has 9.25-inch hands and can even throw with his size 9 feet!! Former NFL superstar QB and Saturday Night Live host, Peyton Manning has 10.25 hands and a 10.5-inch forehead!! The hand size absolutely means ’jack’ when drafting an NFL Quarterback!! Or Presidents!!
The Mid America Boccia Ball Tournament is Testing for Anabolic Steroids!!
BOCCIA ON ROIDS!!!
Numerous Tulsa Center for Physically Limited folks will be tested for steroids this year due to their recent years of success in Boccia Tournaments!! No shat!! B in T and others will be doing an internal body purification and will put nothing in their body but water, black beans, and fiber bars until May 1st!! This method was recommended by Coach David and was used by the USA Olympic Curling Team a few years ago!! The participants in the cleansing will not be allowed to sit by the gas tank on the trip to Overland Park, Kansas!!
FOS Bobbleheads:
B in T’s Ana is First Member of the Tulsa Threat Women’s Football Junior Club!!
Having a woman's football team in Tulsa is a dream come true for many young ladies in the Tulsa area!! B in T granddaughter Ana is ⚙️ gearing up for the Tulsa Threat women’s football season!! At 3’4” and 43 lbs she is benching 5 lb chocolate Easter Bunnies without a drop of sweat or a drop of chocolate bunny!! Stay tuned for further FOS/B in T coverage of Tulsa’s only women’s football, the Tulsa Threat!!
Words of wisdom from the unwise one:
Guys, please report any male that does not wash their hands after using a public restroom to the local police or FBI!!
Have a great sports week!
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