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FOS 5 Real Reasons OU Was Shellacked By the LSU Tigers!
- LSU Tiger steroids are more effective down south!
- The referees were all from Baton Rouge!
- QB Burroughs parents were shown on ESPN 36 times while OU QB Hurts parents were shown 2 times!
- The tall boxing dude with yellow teeth promoted by ESPN was on the LSU sidelines!
- Three days before the game OU Head Coach Riley and DC Grinch had purchased no refund plane tickets for the Bahamas three days after the OU beat down!
The Oklahoma Thunder Are Still Ballin’!!
The Thunder have parted ways with 2 all-star teams of talent since landing in OKC from Seattle!! The performances of teams with, Kevin Durant, Russell Westbrook, and James Hardin have left the Thunder faithful empty-handed for NBA titles!! The current youth movement with two veterans, Chris Paul and Danilo Gallinari and youngsters such as Terrance Ferguson, Shae Gilgius-Alexander, Himando Dalio, Darius Bazley and Nerlens Noel give the Thunder hopes for the future and maybe some playoff action for 2020!! With the Thunder stockpiling draft choices like B in T stockpiled plastic army men when I was a youth!! (approx 103 army men 103 years ago!) The Thunder home-court advantage is still one of the best in the NBA!! Shae Gilgius, from Kentucky, is the team's leading scorer at the age of 20 and is destined for stardom!! Bazley at the young age of 19 has tremendous wingspan and even more upside!! Bazley was a draft risk but could be a stud in sheep's clothing!! Last year's Thunder NBA slam dunk champion Himando Diallo has improved his overall game to match his athletic ability!! A recent injury has slowed down Diallo, but he should be back to his 8 points and 4 rebounds by the first of the year!! Carry on, OKC Thunder!!
FOS Bobblehead:
Tucked in the middle of Bible Belt Northeast Oklahoma you will find numerous youth sports parents making jack asses look nice! With a new year starting, parents start to look at different sports for their next kid to master!’ As a sports advisor to my kids and now my grandkids I am urging my grandson Gustavo to not play American football until maybe 7th grade!! With sons, Lance and Bryson, proud daddy rat thought they should put on pads when they were in Kindergarten! Live and learn, B in T, live and learn!! Ana, on the other hand, is on a football training plan at the age of 3 to be the best female flag football player in the history of Tulsa youth sports!! Ok, ok, ok some Papas will never change!! Hehehe!!
Jan 13 CFP National Championship Game
LSU 34 Clemson 28
LSU Quarterback Joe Burrow and Clemson QB Trevor Lawrence are both single young men and young ladies all over America are in love with these studs!! During the game, all of America had a chance to vote for the best looking QB!! ABC television will keep the voting open until after the awards ceremonies are complete! Burrow completed 30-38 passes for 365 yards and 3 touchdowns!! Trevor Lawrence completed 25 of 38 passes for 3 touchdowns and a costly 2 interceptions!! Both head coaches, Dabo and Orgeron, hugged for 5 minutes after the game which became slightly uncomfortable after 2 minutes!!
FOS College Basketball Picks!
ORU 78 North Dakota State 77
Huge Conference win for the Golden Eagles! ORU last defeated ND State when Nixon was impeached, and then pardoned!!
Kansas 81 Baylor 74
The Jayhawks and Hollywood Self still have temporary offices set up on campus by the following, Nike, FBI, NCIS Basketball, CIA, and Self’s hair beautician!! Also, the dudes who run all the Nike summer camps have a nice condo next to Bill in Aspen!! True shat!
TCU 78 Oklahoma State 74
The horned toads of of TCU play Jamie Dixon ball and defeat the Cowboys!! Coach Dixon’s team played like their hair was on fire the last 5 minutes of the game in Fort Worth, TX!!
Tulsa 76 Houston 68
The Tulsa basketball nucleus is starting to play nasty defense!! Again the team is NIT bound if lucky, but the talent is close!! The Tulsa Hurricane Happy Timer crowd was going to The Buccaneer bar for the Senior 65 and over, 2 for 1 Mylanta and vodka shots!! The Buccaneer brought free pizza for the TU fans and free Bud light beer coolies for TU Happytimers who do not break anything in the bar!!
West Virginia 79 Texas 72
West Virginia Mountaineers have giant sycamore trees and giant big men on the basketball team!! Texas coach Shakaka’s stay in Texas could be cut short if they keep losing to average teams!!
Arkansas 82 at Ole Miss 72
The Razorbacks are off to a fast beginning this year!! NCAA Tourney very possible!!
FOS College Basketball Game of the Week: Oklahoma 77 Kansas 72
The Sooners retain one of the shorter starting line ups in the nation!! Kansas shot 34% from the floor but 22 for 30 free throws kept the game close!!
FOS NFL Playoffs!
Vikings 24 at 49ers 20
The Viking tandem of Kurt Cousins to Kenneth Rudolph hooked up for another touchdown and 103 yards against the 49ers! The Mad Max Road Warriors won their second road playoff game in a row!! QB Cousins was pretty average with the Redskins but he has hooked up with Viking OC Kevin Stefanski to have a career-best year in 2019-20!! Coach Stefanski is interviewing for the Cleveland Browns HC position!!
Packers 27 Seattle 17
The Packers and their State Farm Insurance QB Aaron Rodgers are a difficult team to beat in football and packaging car and home insurance quotes!! A number of his Green Bay teammates are insurance sales reps for State Farm! In fact, all season ticket holders, they are required to be insured by State Farm for home and auto!!
Ravens 34 Titans 24
The Ravens and their superman QB Lamar Jackson who threw for 2 touchdowns AND received a touchdown pass on a dipsy do play on the 4-yard-line!! Jackson threw a 74-yard touchdown missile to Oklahoma WR Marquise Brown and went into a telephone booth and change into Superman while Sooner Brown put his yellow tights on and presented himself as Robin, Batman’s loyal companion!! Or, was that his butler, buddy Alfred?
Chiefs 32 Texans 27
Texan’s Quarterback Deshaun Watson mocked Chiefs QB Mahomes by throwing two no-look passes in warmups hitting Texan’s QB coach in the head! In the game, Watson hit his favorite target Wide Out Andre Hopkins 7 times for 140 yards and one touchdown! The Chiefs, with injuries, are winning with a running back Darwin Thompson that did not start for Jenks High School!! True shat folks!! But Mahomes is my homie slice and the Chiefs defense is bad but the Texans defense reeeaaaal bad! KC by 5!!
Words of wisdom from the unwise one! Save a cow 🐄, eat a CHICKEN!
Have a great sports week!!
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