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FOS Notes ’bout Nuthin:
GET BACK COACHES??!! Are you joking?? COACHES hired to pull back other coaches from getting a penalty flag?!
I would think that the coaches at Clemson, Georgia and the Los Angeles Rams could simply wield a certain bit of restraint rather than create another coaching position!! There is always a chance that a Get Back Coach could accidentally pull down the coach's pants or disconnect a headphone cable and cause mass confusion!! The Get Back coach is mainly responsible for keeping the main coach or dude who thinks he is important enough to have a Get Back Coach by grabbing him throughout the game to make sure
he does not do one of the following:
he does not do one of the following:
- Get flagged for being on the field of play!
- Spit on the Referee!
- Make sure he is hydrated!
- Make sure he does not trip over electric cords hanging on his head!
- Make sure the over-exaggerated coach does not try to get in the field to make a jarring tackle!!
Top Get Back Coaches in 2019:
- Brent Venables- Defensive Coordinator Clemson- he once jumped on the field and ate a division III player!
- Sean McVay- Head Coach Los Angeles Rams. This seems to be just for show since this little fellow is not very scary looking!
FOS Fun Facts:
-England's First Family has entered the famous transfer portal!! Hehehehe!
-Mike Leach is the new coach of Mississippi State! I love this man! He believes in UFOs, crop circles and can turn an interview into a comedy club!! Having Coach Leach will offset grumpy Saban in the SEC! Coach Leach and preppy Lane Kiffon coaching in the same state and SEC could be dangerous!
-Get Back Coaches are needed in youth sports for all parent coaches who exaggerate the significance of a bad call in a 3rd-grade football game!! Get Back Coaches should be get a life coaches!!
-The Texas Tech basketball team is having great success with Chris Beard as their coach. The team has almost 16 men suited up for each game, plus the trainers!! The Texas Tech suit allowance for assistant coaches is $1,000 a month between 16 coaches!! A poultry $62.50 dollars a month per coach!! Coach Beards girlfriend Randi Trew agreed to do the sewing for $150,000 a year!! Umm interesting..........
FOS Bobbleheads:
My OKC 18 month old granddaughter, Frankie, whom I am personally training basketball crossover, around the back, no look and Euro Step moves is on a 3-year-old AAU team!!
This team is sponsored by Kimberly/Clark (Pull-Ups Division) and Huggies Wipes!! I just made that up so don't send letters!
FOS College Basketball Picks:
BIG 12 - SEC CHALLENGE PICK:
Auburn 88 Iowa State 74
Auburn coach Bruce Pearl who is well known for his animated reactions to referee calls!! The Pearl was a more red-faced used car salesman than ever!! The Tigers kept the Clones one step behind throughout the game!! As long as Coach Pearl stays one step ahead of the NCAA probation police things will be just fine for Pearl and the Auburn Tigers!!
Texas 74 LSU 69
The Big 12 finally found a team that can beat the LSU Tigers in something!! Texas has jacked up some wins against teams like the High Point Dryers so their NET rankings are weak!! Home win against a reasonable Tiger team should help!!
Oklahoma 77 Mississippi State 65
The Sooners take the Bulldogs to task with power forward Brady Mannix hitting more 3s than a 3 for one happy hour at O’Connells Irish Pub in Norman!! Lately as Brady goes so do the Sooners!! Stay healthy and make your grades young man!!
Kansas 81 Tennessee 68
The Jayhawks have hung around the top 3 all year long and should he there at tournament time!! Tennessee no longer has Bruce Pearl to pick on and current coach Rick Barnes is to nice and successful as a Volunteer to abuse!! Still, playing Kansas at Allen Fieldhouse is like General Custer playing at the Little Bighorn Battlefield!
Oklahoma State 74 at Texas A&M 66
Texas A&M took care of the Cowboys in football at the Hooters 👀Bowl in December!! So, the Cowboys return the favor in Stillwater’s, Iba Arena! The SEC is looking weak in the basketball world and will have to refer to coach Saban for revamping the whole SEC basketball 🏀 scene!!
Arkansas 89 TCU 86
Coach Musselman defeats his old adversary Jamie Dixon in a close game at the Schollmeier Arena in Fort Worth! Numerous hog fans have jumped on the Muscleman/Arkansas bandwagon!! The Tyson Frozen Foods stock has skyrocketed since the basketball team has reached the top 25!!
************Upset Special************
Texas Tech 81 Kentucky 77
Tech coach Chris Beard knows exactly how to get transfers over to beautiful Lubbock, Texas!! First of all, have at least 10 cheerleaders with each prospect at all times his Senior high school year!! Secondly, Texas Tech’s United Supermarkets Arena gives each transfer free hot dogs for his or her life during each home game!
Kansas State 68 Alabama 64
K State Wildcats are on a 4 game winning streak and look like the Wildcats of the days of Jack Hartman!!
West Virginia 78 Missouri 77
Missouri’s small contingency of upper-middle-class fans in black and gold sweater vests were very intimidated by the Ma and Pa fans from Morgantown!! One Tiger fan was wearing a fur coat that was punched by a Mountaineer fan sitting on the next row!!
The rest of the FOS picks picked by the picker!
South Dakota 74 ORU 70
The Dakota Coyotes are no relation to the Wylie E. Coyotes of Looney Tune fame but they do have the imagination and trickery to beat the Golden Eagles!! ORU plays tough but the igloo accommodations of the town called Vermillion were not very hospitable!!
UConn 67 Tulsa 61
The Tulsa fans are getting restless and the restaurants on 11th Street are starting to close during TU events since restaurant ownership seems to save money by not opening on game day!!
Kansas 81 at Oklahoma State 71
Coach Self returns to Stillwater where he learned how to play basketball and flirt with cheerleaders!! Oklahoma State coach Mike Boynton is fast becoming a really good and well-respected man about town!! The OSU big men are no match for the KU hosses!!
Words of Wisdom from the unwise one! Never ever leave your favorite TU hat on the floor for your favorite dog to chew up!!
Have a great sports week!
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