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If Trumpy is impeached why is he still sitting in the Whitehouse?
Back when I was in the workforce if I fired someone or was canned myself, there was a person in the area that would be carrying an empty box to put the soon to be ex-employees stuff in!! I do not foresee a Nancy Pelosi standing outside Trumper’s door with a small box to put his shat in!! I cannot see the Trumpinator doing an exit interview or filing for unemployment either!! Saying Trump is impeached is like saying he is tall! It means nothing, sounds cool but nothing. Someone get a fricking box and walk his big ass out!! Or just stand aside and let him and his brash balls run the country, please!! This is getting old, and I am reaching the grumpy old fart stage of my life!!!
ORU Basketball - Sleeping Giant!!
ORU is ranked 109th in the first NET College Besketball ranking of 2019-2020! What is the NET Ranking? This is the new, algorithm ranking that weighs heavy on the opponent's schedule outcome of all 352 Division 1 basketball teams!! The Oral Roberts basketball ranking of 109 is the highest the Golden Eagles have ever been ranked!! Obviously, they have had a mother of a schedule this year and stand 9-8!! Good for them! Now everyone back to the Prayer Tower!!
Jason Garrett ex-Cowboy Coach Fired but Still Hanging Around Offices??
Jason has hung around 5 or 6 years longer than he should have in Cowboy land!! Now he seems to hang around even when he is fired or not re-upped!!
FIRED!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Mike McCarthy, formerly HC at Green Bay, was hired by Jerry Jones and the Dallas Cowboys!
FOS Bobblehead Sports:
In one of B in T's previous posts, it was mentioned that my toddler basketball team was awaiting the arrival or signing of Power Forward Charlie Lohmeyer by February 10th!!
Well her centimeter chart is off the scale so we are moving the due or signing date up to Jan 24th!! This is good since my toddler team of 5 grandkids has it's the first game at Thornton Y in March!! Hehehehehe!
FOS College Basketball Picks:
ORU 88 at Western Illinois 77
The Golden Eagles of Tulsa have two conference road wins this year which is one more than they had all of 2018-19!! ORU Freshman Max Ambas is averaging 13.8 points per game and is helping balance the Eagles offensively!! Good things are ahead for ORU!
Baylor 81 at Oklahoma State 70
Baylor women could beat the Baylor men!! Both are better than the OSU men, maybe!? The Baylor men led by Scott Drew have more wingspan than a heard of Pterodactyls!! The second half 13-0 run by the Bears quiets the Cowboy faithful!
Kansas 75 at Texas 70
The Longhorn student body was warned by the President to not do anything to embarrass the school more than their football coach has already done!! The students did wear fedora hats with FBI in cap letters in honor of Coach Hollywood Self!!
Tulsa 66 at Tulane 63
The Golden Hurricane get a huge road victory by simply uglying up the game in New Orleans!! The Hurricane Happy Timers Entourage took a bus to New Orleans to enjoy the game and the festivities in New Orleans!! A number of the lady Happy Timers were caught with edible cannabis burritos on Bourbon Street!! They were not charged but made to share!!
Oklahoma 82 TCU 69
Coach Jamie Dixon is one of the best in the Big 12 and very well respected throughout the nation!! Although his hair looks as though he has been struck by lightning 3 times!! He has actually only been struck once!! Seriously, OU’s Brady Mannix scored 23 with 9 rebounds and the Sooners pull away in the second half!!
Arkansas 77 Kentucky 72
***********UPSET SPECIAL************
Arkansas’ Coach Mussleman is muscling up for national coach of the year honors if he is not careful!! Hog Forward Mason Jones scored 28 against the Kentucky thoroughbreds while coach Calipari and his 14 assistants looked in amazement as if the Grinch had stolen a victory from the mighty Wildcats!!
Iowa State 77 Oklahoma State 70
Clone basketball 🏀goes unnoticed quite often! No one wants to play basketball in Ames due to the freezing temperatures! So how does Iowa State coach Steve Brohm get good players to his igloo!!??
Offer recruits gifts such as:
- Home for parents
- Nike shoes 👟100 pairs at least!
- If a five-star recruit, offer his posse Cartier watches!
- Any auto with gold rims!
- Medical marijuana card for life!
That is exactly how Kansas does it!
Seriously OSU senior guards Waters, and Dzawagwa shot a miserable 27% from the field and could not keep up with the Clones speed and shiftiness!
FOS NFL Picks!
FOS AFC Championship Picks
Chiefs 38 Titans 31
The heavily favored Chiefs are very tough at home and the fans were given Coach Andy Reid masks with a paid admission!! Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes completed 25 - 30 passes the conventional style, 3 - 4 no-look passes and 1 - 1 around the back for a touchdown passes!! Chief’s TE Kelce controls the medium passing lanes against the Titans for 10 receptions and a touchdown!!
FOS NFC Championship Pick:
49ers 27 Packers 24
Six inches of snow fell during game time. A San Francisco team that plays on the sunny, Valley girl weather would SURELY be affected by the massive snow!! WRONG abominable snowman breath!! San Fran’s running game offense plowed through the Packers defense! At the end of the game, the delighted 49er players had a giant snowball fight and the Packer players slowly sauntered back to their visitor lockers!
Words of wisdom from the unwise one!!
If your better half ever asks if a certain piece of wardrobe makes them look fat, simply buy a plane ticket to Destin, find a nice clean beach and bury your head in it!!
Have a great sports week!
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