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Cornholing is the number 1 Tailgate game in the nation according to CBS Sports and Faked Out Sports!! ’
I will be Cornholing and signing B in T autographs at the Lambda Chi Alpha front lawn before the TU/Wyoming football game!! The Tulsa University cornhole board on the Lambda Chi front lawn was packed with sorority girls, so this was B in T’s chance to show off his cornholing skills to the TU chicks!! As in Boccia Ball, my skills seem to draw crowds everywhere I go!! As I puffed up the small bean bag to make my first throw into one of 3 holes, I could feel the adrenaline rush through my body and I started to feel dizzy!! As I passed out on the front lawn if the Lambda Chi house, as I did numerous times in my 5 years of college, I landed softly into the beer trough next to the Cornhole board!! The freezing, cold water immediately refreshed my body temperature and Mrs. B in T took me inside to dry off and sign more autographs!! And TU won the furricking game!!
FOS Heisman Rankings!
- Mason Fine - QB North Texas
- Jalen Hurts - QB Oklahoma
- Tua Togglemylofa - QB Alabama
- Trevor Lawrence - QB Clemson
- Chuba Cobre Hubbard - QB OSU
FOS Bobbleheads!
My youngest granddaughter Frankie is only 14 months old but in Papa B in T's eyes has some great hand/eye coordination!! She might be put into Faked Out Sports Bobblehead category earlier the most toddlers!! I am not saying she will playing T-ball at the age of 2 and a half or two year old soccer but you never know!! At Frankie's one-year-old party with approximately 40 yuppy parents discussing kale salads and skinny jeans, I snuck her away for a few minutes to work on her batting swing with a giant plastic bat and plastic ball!! I returned to the Birthday 🎉party with gluten and sugar-free birthday cake, hoping that little Frankie will remember this special coaching session with Papa Papa B in T!!!
2nd grade Jenks Maroon 12 at Bartlesville White 6
Jenks white has some last-minute players pick up on the 2nd grade Jenks waiver wire!! The names picked up of the supposed waiver wire were Pebbles Calmus and Kejune Jones!! Calmus made all but 1 tackle for Maroon!! And Kejune scored both touchdowns!!
3rd Grade Pryor 18 Wagoner 12
Another 10:00 am game for the Pryor youngsters!! A Pryor mom decided to have a Birthday sleepover for the team at the Pryor High School stadium!! Despite objections by the coaches and an injunction denied by the Pryor County Judge the party occurred!! The team broke into the Saturday concession supply of of King Size candy bars and ended up staying up until 3 am!! The players recovered and won the Wagoner game despite chocolate stains all over their jerseys and faces!! The HUMANITY OF IT ALL!!
4th Grade Bixby White 19 Sand Springs O
Bixby White invited Coach Montgomery to their game again!! Coach Loren, after his 75 point win over the Jenks Trojan varsity, now requires a Limousine for all of his appearances!! This was requested by his new agent after a Limo picked him up for his ESPN interview in Bristol, Connecticut!! And of course, with coach Loren on the sidelines, Bixby White 4th grade dominated!!
FOS College Picks:
Tulsa 37 Wyoming 24
A GREAT DAY TO BE A TULSA FOOTBALL FAN!
WHY PRAY TELL:
- Nice Tulsa crowd of 20,231!!
- Great weather!
- TU uniforms looked awesome!
- Popcorn was not stale!
- Oldest bathrooms in USA did not smell!
- Wyoming jerseys still suck!!
- Mrs. B in T made an appearance!!
- The beer is COLD! (exactly why Mrs B in T made an appearance!)
- The marching band was perfectly orchestrated!!
- The cheerleaders are adequate!!
- Zaven Collins sacked two Wyoming dudes on the same play!!
- Shamari Brooks ran over two dudes en route to the end zone then helped them both off the ground!!. Stud!
- No drunk TU fans fighting at Utica Square!!
- The 70 and older TU Happy Timer’s Golden Hurricane Club were indeed HAPPY!!
- B in T grandkids did not punch PaPa in the groin after a Tulsa touchdown!!
- See how great life is when TU wins!!’
DILLY FRICKEN DILLY!!
Oklahoma State 38 at Texas 31
THE Oklahoma State Cowboys (take that The Ohio State fans) will be hunting and tagging their 6th straight victory over the Shorthorns in Austin!! THE Oklahoma State Cowboys running back Chubba Hubbard runs through the Texas defense as Barry Sanders runs through car dealerships$$$$$!! Believe it or not the Cowboy Cheerleaders and the Longhorn Cheerleaders had a cheer off at halftime!! This was not approved by school officials!!
The Cowboy cheerleaders were given the cheer off win with the last chant of : ‘T Boone says Longhorn girls are gonna pump our gas someday”!! THE Oklahoma State crowd went crazy!! Pistol Pete shot his cap gun and Kay County S.W.A.T. lassoed him to the ground!! True shat folks!
Arkansas 49 San Jose State 20
The Aztecs of San Jose State traveled all the way to Fayetteville, North Carolina by mistake and were forced to take a red-eye Saturday to Little Rock, then the Branson Christmas Train to Springdale, then two Dolly Pardon Stampede Tour Busses to arrive at Fayetville three hours before game time!! The Razorback Club left the San Jose State players one thousand Tyson chicken nuggets for their Planes, Trains, and Automobiles detour!! Class act by the Razorback folks!!
USC 31 Utah 28
The Trojans have very high hopes for this season and so do the Utes!! Trojan Freshman QB is beginning to understand the Offensive Coordinator Graham Harrell’s flow of play schemes!! Southern Cal’s 3 point win over Utah simply allows the West Coast fans to get their hopes up, to only to not really matter!!
Washington State 45 UCLA 24
Washington State coach Leach is not a big fan of the Bruins and the west coast style!! His abstract, off the wall antics with the UCLA Sports Information Department was entertaining and confusing!! When Coach Leach was asked his opinion about the Bruin defense he simply replied:”what defense”!! When asked about his defense he discussed the George S. Patton and the Battle of the Buldge!! Basically, the Cougars bulged the snot out of the Bruins!!
Texas A&M 38 Auburn 34
A&M Coach Jimbo actually smiled after the Aggies defeated the Auburn Tigers at Kyle Field!! It may have been a gastric bubble but we will take it as a rare smile!! Auburn coach Calzone was upset with a number of official calls!! He was particularly upset with Back Judge Jumbo Fisher who is NOT related to Jimbo Fisher, supposedly!! TMZ Sports sources tell B in T that referee Jumbo lives in Jimbo’s guesthouse in the College Station mansion district!! Stay tuned to TMZ and B in T for further scoop!!
Iowa State 47 UL Monroe 16
Superstud Iowa State coach Matt Cambell is said to be the early frontrunner for the OU head coaching job when Lincoln accepts the Dallas Cowboy job!! Clones QB Brock Purdy had a great day and took the fourth quarter off and studied for his quantitative analysis test!! Purdy nice of Coach Cambell to allow him study time during the game!! Brock is Purdy!!
West Virginia 43 at Kansas 27
Kansas coach Les Miles showed a tad bit of emotion when his Jayhawk team went up 7-6 in the first quarter!! After he pumped his fist did a small moonwalk in hopes that no one saw it, fortunately, or unfortunately the Fox Sports cameras caught Les in this special moment!! The KU football team still really doesn't matter but coach Les makes it fun!! Dilly Dilly!
Nebraska 41 at Illinois 21
Upcoming Big 10 Nebraska Coach Scott Frost goes up against ex-TU player Coach Lovie Smith of the Fighting Illini!! If you play in a city called Champaign for a coach named Lovie then you are already against the eight ball before play begins!! Nebraska QB Martinez ran and passed for 4 touchdowns and the Blackshirt defense had a Frost revival!!!
Wisconsin 26 Michigan 24
A huge win for the Badgers Coach Paul Chryst and he stated after the game that they did win the game in the trenches!! Michigan coach Khaki was visibly upset and was very rude to the press folks after the game!! When asked by one Ann Arbor reporter, if he thought his job might be in jeopardy, he simply gave the media crowd the number 1 sign with the middle finger and left the podium!!
Georgia 31 Notre Dame 21
Notre Dame Coach Brian Kelley has the Irish looking pretty average this year!! Georgia QB Fromme has the ability to run the table in the conference this year but not sure if his cast of players have the same ability!! Winning at home against Kelley’s Irish is not a feather in the ole Leprechaun hat!! Most Notre Dame alums in the Tulsa area are attorneys and they want another final four playoff appearance or Kelley’s Irish gonads in a vise grip!! I overheard at a local Irish Pub called McNellies, a group of Tulsa Irish alums discussing, Bob Stoop, Moses, Lincoln Riley, God, and Sean McVay as the next coach!!
FOS High School Picks:
Bixby 51 at Putman City 13
The Oklahoma State commit scatback Brennan Pressley is faster than half of his Bixby teammates when he runs backward!
His younger brother, Bixby Sophomore Brylan is an upcoming running back who rushed for 126 yards on 9 carries against Putman City!!
Wagoner 34 Fort Gibson 22
The town of Wagoner is did not win the 4A state championship last year and they are not happy about it!! Bulldog Coach Dale Condict says his team needed to play a perfect game to beat the Tigers of Fort Gibson!! The game started at 6:30 due to the heat and since both teams wanted to be in bed early for hunting season and the local Bewleys Bar and Grill Bass Tournament at Fort Gibson Lake starting at 6:00 AM Saturday morning!!
FOS Mom O Meter Fort Gibson Moms .976 Wagoner Moms .966 After the cake baking and glass blowing contest the Wagoner Moms had a slight lead but when Mrs. Dearman, from Wagoner, pulled up lame with a blown ACL for the Square Dancing competition, Fort Gibson pulled away!!
Wagoner FOS Mom and Pop Diner of the week!!
Son’s Charburgers 1130 West Cherokee Street, Wagoner The Wagoner Bulldogs highway paw prints lead down Cherokee Street right to Son’s Charburgers!!! Super Tulsa World Sports Writer Barry Lewis once stopped at Son’s and had cherry pie and black regular coffee!! Decaf coffee is not for Sports Writers unless they are on vacation!!
OC Millwood 39 at Cascia Hall 31
OC Millwood Falcons came to the Commando field and soured the home crowd with it's speed and athleticism!! Cascia has some size and speed but not the D1 commits of OC Millwood! The Falcons loaded their busses and headed to the City after a big win!! The Commando parents loaded busses and headed to Lefties on the Green for Wine Spritzers and Appletinis!!
Owasso JV 28 Vian 22
The Class 2A Vian Wolverines play the Owasso JV in one of the better game this weekend!! The Rams JV Coached by friend of B in T, Antonio Graham, used freshmen and sophomores against the Wolverines!! Coach Graham, no relation to ex-TU HC Todd ’Tasmania Devil” Graham, stated that Vian is one of the top teams in 2A and they should not be taken lightly! Also, Coach Graham was a Pittsburg State stud!!!!
Cushing 33 at Berryhill 28
Berryhill's Coach Pat Harper has coached there for a long time!! His Chiefs are very well-coached and fundamentally sound!! But the Cushing Tigers feel like this is their year and they came to Berryhill with a chip on their shoulder!! Cushing Coach Rusty Morgan has some Senior studs that think they have the talent to do some 4A damage!! He has told his team that through the game week they cannot have intimate relations with any young girls!! The team understands that sisters, moms, and female first cousins are OK but only for a limited time when the game is closer!! My Tiger nephews (you may take that literally if you like🤣🤣!) went into a 48-hour mini depression but snapped out of it when their team mother Christina promised them steak and mashed potatoes 4 times a week!!
Metro Christian 27 Holland Hall 19
Metro Christian is again a power house in 2A and Holland Hall will be a power in 3A!! Private Schools need their own division so they can pick on each other instead of public schools with a finite area to have the their school enrollment!!
Skiatook 36 Hale 20
The Hale Rangers made the road trip to Skiatook and played the Bulldogs tough for 3 quarters!! The Rangers players have been gaining confidence which has been lost in the program for years!! HALE TO THE RANGERS!
Bishop Kelley 29 at Memorial 20
The Comets big offensive line drove the ball down the Charger throats at Memorial Stadium and Sellers Fields!!
A number of the Comet parents were upset by lack of availability of misters on the visitor's bleachers side which was facing the sun!! The home team Memorial Chargers had misters and was shaded with all the concessions on their side as well!! Suck it up, visitors!!
FOS NFL Picks:
Cowboys 38 Dolphins 17
Cowboys defense is the real deal Lucille!! Cowboy Owner Jerry seems to be talking in circles and reminds me of some of the folks I have conversations with at my Center!! Right now when Jerry thinks he is back in Fayetteville playing for the Arkansas Razorbacks, would be a good time to renegotiate a contract!!
Packers 31 Broncos 16
Packer’s Aaron Rogers is starting to look average since the talent around his offense is average!! The Broncos defense with Bixby’s Chris Harris Jr. and Texas A&M’s Von Miller is starting to age not so nicely!! Rogers throws for 3 touchdowns in an easy Packer home field victory!!
Chiefs 31 Ravens 24
The Kansas City Chiefs slot receiver Tyreek Hill juked 3 Raven defensive backs literally out of their shoes 👟while scoring two touchdowns!! TMZ cameras caught Chief's TV analysts Trent Green in the men's room using Just For Men hair product 50 minutes before air time!!
Cardinals 24 Panthers 21
Cardinal QB Kyler Murray ran circles around the Panther D and completed a few passes to fellow rookie KeeShawn Johnson including a 65-yard touchdown!!
Browns 28 Rams 27
Baker Mayfield wanted to put on a show for his home crowd Dog Pound and best the L.A. Rams!! Baker entered pregame warmups with an Underdog Cape on in honor of the dog pound fans!! He then through for 2 touchdowns to Odell and ran for another one!!
Texans 34 Chargers 31
Charger QB Phillip Rivers throws for 300 plus yards in another loss!! Texans Defense is parked on his backside all-day!
Words of wisdom from the unwise one!! Never cuss at a football game with toddler's ears nearby!!
Have a great sports week!!
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