Bryan in Tulsa
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To: Jami, my only Valentine ever‼️
Thank you to my beautiful Valentine's wife,
for fulfilling my life without hardly any strife,
I will love you for life!!
Love, Bryan ❤️❤️
Lee and Lionel Weather
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What the heck is a cut-off
flow and why does it make my bunyans hurt?? What do I do??
*Am I going to the hospital again?
*Do I have to call Air Assurance?
*Is something jacked up with our sprinkler system?
No but when my cut-off flow is cut off MY NEUROPATHY ACHES, MY CORNS ACHE AND MY BUNYANS ACHE?
Can Neuropathy pain be caused by weather shifts?? Yes!
A cut-off low (or cutoff low), sometimes referred to as the weatherman's woe, which is defined by the National Weather Service as a closed upper-level low which has become completely displaced (cut off) from basic westerly currents and moves independently of that current." Cut-off lows form in mid-latitudes and can remain nearly stationary for days!! Thus causing a tornado or euphoric pain to my corns and bunyans!!
I blame the Bob Wills Weather Center on Channel 6 for this Bunyan shat!!
👨🦳Speaking of colonoscopies, once a month Lambda Chi Alpa TU alums have breakfast at Talley’s! We are all 60+ and our conversations are interesting! Nothing quite like talking about colonoscopies while eating breakfast! From brother Steve, the best comments from patient to doctor after a colonoscopy procedure:
3) did you find Jimmy Hoffa?
2) you know, in Arkansas we are now engaged!!
And my favorite-
1) doc, can you please tell my wife that my head is NOT there!!
Note: LCA Crescent girl Kelli on the right, was shocked and appalled at the conversation at the breakfast table!! Not really, she had heard much worser back in the TU days!! Ha!!
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Bobblehead Sports:
All 5 of my granddaughters are in to braiding hair! As their Papi, it is my duty to enlighten their horizons into a new technique for braiding, called old man nose hair braiding!! This fad, as did nude pickleball, started in Florida in 2020!!
Pretty dang cool! Can’t wait till the little farts see this!!
B in T notes:
At the beginning of last weeks Super Bowl rap concert I felt like a fairly hip old man! After the rapper Kendrick Perkins performed I felt 148 and 1/2 years old!!
🏈The Cowboys are looking at interviewing Notre Dame coach Freeman for the HC job!
He will be replacing the Schottenheimer dude who was hired and fired in two weeks!! A Jerry Jones record!!
👩🦳Taylor just asked Kaitlan for a DATE, according to my TMZ Sports sources!!!‼️‼️‼️
🏈In the past I only liked the Golden Dome Leprechauns when these two are coaching them! Two coaches who radiate integrity! They look amazing in blue and gold!! Hehehe!
Current Notre Dame coach Marvin Freeman and legend Lou Holtz!!
🏈Most wins since 2004 (FBS)
Alabama 237
Ohio St 231
Georgia 219
Boise St 218
Oklahoma 213
Clemson 213
LSU 203
Oregon 201
Wisconsin 191
USC 189
Penn St 187
Notre Dame 186
Texas 185
TCU 183
Michigan 179
Utah 178
Florida 178
BYU 176
Oklahoma St 176
Florida St 176
Va Tech 173
Iowa 172
‼️Surprises:
*Arkansas not ranked
*Boise State- ranked 4 wow!
*Tulsa not ranked, JK
*USC- ranked so high, proves that L Riley really does suck!
*Va Tech- in the top 20? Must be wins before my time, covered wagons days maybe!
*Texas- so far below OU, I guess they had some low-win years in 2010 to 2020s!
Tuck Fexas!
😅The word ‘dope’ has many meanings over a lifetime!
*Dope in my childhood was a stupid kid term! Bryan, you are such a dope!
*Dope in my kid's era referred to drugs! Hey man you got some dope?
*Dope in my grandkid's era now is super cool! That Toyota Tundra with rims is dope dawg!! Ha
B in T College BBall picks:
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Women:
Tulsa 73 North Texas 70
The girls are at .500 in conference and looking for some momentum heading into the midway point of the conference season!! Big win over North Texas!! Coach Nelp had a 1 on 1 with her senior guard Delanie Crawford and explained she will miss all the shots she didn't take, THUS TAKE MORE SHOTS young lady! She shot 24 points worth‼️
Oklahoma 89 at Mizzou 70
The OU girls are pretty savy and are in the top 15 nationally!! Mizzou can be tuff but not this game!! The Sooner’s Tator Tots and Beer were served for the Sunday brunch and they had 8 assists and 18 points respectively!!
ORU 71 at Omaha 68
The ORU girls are looking at making the big dance for the first time since Oral Roberts held himself hostage in his own prayer tower in 1974!!
Men:
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ORU 69 at North Dakota 58
The Fighting Hawks just recently changed their name for one game from the North Dakota Fighting Infernos!! This was done not to offend late ORU President Oral Roberts!! Wow! And they let ORU win!!
Texas A&M 88 Arkansas 81
A&M is off to their best start since 2017! They have a huge advantage with their yell sections spread out all over Reed Arena! Home court advantage is incredible! The Hogs have some NBA cats on the bench! Aggies pull away at the end!!
Oklahoma State 82 Texas Tech 76
Gallagher Iba is still Gallagher Iba, the seats are still close to the action and the cheerleaders are too close to the old creeper dudes on the first row!! Tech was favored but when the Pokes Bryson Thompson started hitting shots, he was the king of the Eddie Sutton court!!
Oklahoma 92 LSU 85
LSU coach Matt McMahon
and Oklahoma coach Porter Mosier are what I call “vien poppy out in forehead intense coaches”! Each coach alone is worth the price of admission and they know it!! Each coach was given an automatic T for simply showing up!! True shat!!
Tulsa 78 UTSA 71.
TU’s coach Konkol signed a new 4 year deal with no dollar buyout!! Two acres of raw land from Case Properties in Turley, Oklahoma! The Tulsa football and basketball players have a lot of NIL deals with Case’s raw land!! Interesting!?
Kansas 92 at Utah 83
KU big man Hunter Dickinson had 18 points, with 18 rebounds!! Hunter had 3 fouls on him with 2 minutes left in the first half! Nice second-half game for the Grad-transfer despite a red-faced Bill Self yelling don't foul 124 times in the second half!!
Have a great sports weekend!
Bryan in Tulsa
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