Wednesday, April 10, 2024

Cardinals Can’t hit or pitch!

My secret operatives with TMZ Sports have told me:

Calamari to Razorbackland, Bruce Pearl to Kentucky, Charles Barkley to Auburn, and Kendrick Perkins to TNT!!  Ya hurd it hear first!!

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If Caitlin Clark, is drafted by the OKC Thunder, they might get on national TV more than twice a year yo!!!  Go, Caitlin!!

Come on OKC GM Presti!!

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Bryan in Tulsa!

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Gusty and Don Woods- the best ever!!  Gather around the Zenith TV/Panasonic Radio Combo and get the Tonadic conditions from Don!!   Today's Thursday Forecast Tulsa:        One of the newest weather terms ‘Gorilla Hail’ was cornered by a national CBS weatherman and power weightlifter Snard Legler!!

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B in T Family Top Disney movies:


1. Lion King- Daughter Maddie's fav!  Also Frankie, Okc Grandchild, loves the King!!

2. Frozen- Granddaughter Charlie’s fav, also can be pronounced ‘fwozen’!  AND Granddaughter Rosie loves Ana, named after her cousin!

3. Toy Story- actually Toy Story II - made me cry!  Shhhhh!

4. Beauty and the Beast- Okc's favorite daughter Jordan used to fall asleep in this movie, but did outlast Mimi and Papi!

5. Mulan- great music

6. Aladdin- average rating of the Disney collection

7.  Elementary - Two-year-old Granddaughter Elliott has been known to throw furniture if Elementary is turned off the tube!!

8. Monsters Inc.- all the kids love this one!

9. Bluey - youngest Grandchild Monte at 1, loves to dance to Bluey!

10. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs -1939- first Disney movie made!  Papi B is T's fav!

Mimi B in T loves Bambi!

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Assistance from Ana, Jordan, and Maddie!!


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B in T Rants:

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New NFL RUNNING BACK homes:


🏈Derrick Henry, Ravens, perfect fit for the Ravens!

🏈Aaron Jones, Vikings

🏈Joe Mixon, Texans, great move for me and my son's Texan team!!

🏈Zach Moss, Bengals

🏈Saquon Barkley: Eagles- makes some great non free agent moves, and makes Dallas suck even MORE!!

🏈Josh Jacobs: Packers - Tulsa own superstar!!  B in T is personal friends of his Uncle!!

🏈Austin Ekeler: Commanders

🏈Tony Pollard: Titans- Dallas is left with a 4’9” running back!

🏈D’Andre Swift: Bears

🏈Devin Singletary: Giants- Texans don't need him!

🏈Gus Edwards: Chargers

🏈Antonio Gibson: Patriots

NOTE:  

JACK SQUAT TO THE DALLAS COWBOYS!!  


Basketball shorts in 2008!

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THE SHOOTER LOOKS RIDICULOUS!!


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I was not expecting SEC’s Ole Miss to have a former SNL shark skit as its mascot!!

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               LAND SHARK 

                    IN DRAG!


The Cowboys FINALLY made a trade!!

The Cowgirls traded Deuce Vaughn to the Cleveland Browns for undisclosed cash!

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Browns fans are ECSTATIC!

The Brown fans love Deuce Dolls!!


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No more state players Piggybacking on coaches who move schools!


The OSSAA Board of Directors discusses week ago Wednesday a concept known as a “link rule” that could supplement the association’s existing anti-recruiting rule!!  If the OSSAA adopts this rule, then a student would not be allowed to transfer to a school to play for a coach who has coached this student in school or club sports during the previous year!!  Boom!


B in T’s Film Critic’s Corner 

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Disney - Wish

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Watch with two grands from OKC so there may be some bias to this magnificent movie!!!  The plot thickens as a young Asha makes a wish so powerful that it's answered by a cosmic force, a little ball of boundless energy called Star!!  With Star's help, Asha must save her kingdom from King Magnifico and prove that when the will of one courageous human connects with the magic of the stars, wondrous things can happen!!  Will Asha save the Kingdom!??

Must watch to find out!

WE WATCH IT TWICE!!!πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€

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4 out of 5 projector ranking!!


B in T MLB


Cardinals- 5-5

No hitting and we are at .500!!  Play Dodgers 0-4 then Marlins  4-0 = .500 every time!!  Winn our young stud SS can throw ex-Cardinal Ken Reitz out from LF!!  Ha!


Cubs- 5-3 - Cubs look solid, movie star Belanger signed a contract with Apple TV to do a detective series in the winter of ‘26 to air in 2027!!  In the meantime he MUST complete 200 hours of acting lessons!!  


Rangers- 6-2 no steroids, just weak Texas Ranger Jerseys!  Ha!!!

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Astros- 3-6 - Astros have decided to stop batting opposite side and get serious about playing baseball!!


Have a great sports week!


Bryan in Tulsa

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Wednesday, April 3, 2024

Final Four is set!! Girls and Boys!!

Bryan in Tulsa!


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Gusty and Don Woods- the best ever!!  Gather around the Zenith TV/Panasonic Radio Combo and get the Tonadic conditions from Don!!   Today's Thursday Forecast Tulsa:  partly cloudy, High of 75 degrees, low 40 degrees!  Monday was scary, 

an UPGRADE TO MODERATE RISK for gorilla hail across much of central and northern Oklahoma including OKC and Tulsa. There is also a threat of a strong #tornado or two with this southern mode!!  The term GORILLA HAIL has never ever been used in my lifetime!!  


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Bobblehead Sports:

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❤️My oldest son Lance and my fav (only) daughter-in-law Keli were officially WED in BA last weekend!!  This picture shows Lance, far left hugging Mimi and niece Ana dancing in celebration with the bride!!

Typical Lohmeyer shotgun wedding!!

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B in T’s Film Critic’s Corner 

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My first drive-in movie in ‘67 was ‘Way Way Out’ starring Jerry Lewis, at the old Admiral Twin!  I remember eating a whole tub of popcorn so I could use the empty popcorn box as a Jerry Lewis space helmet!!

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True B in T story!!


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Coach Saban Speaks to Washington DC Lugheads:


The man is 72 years old and after dedicating 50 years to College Football, he is retiring, and instead of fudging off st one of his $10 million dollar homes, he is in the putrid-filled city of Washington DC fighting for the stability of the sport we all love!!  

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So sure, hate him for kicking your team’s arses for the better part of two decades, but at least give the guy credit for trying to help get the game of football back on track!!


    Real men cry at Bluey!!

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B in Ts Top 5 Best Baseball Homerun Calls:

  1. Toby Rowland OU Baseball:     ‘Track, Wall, GONE!!
  2. Phil Rizzuto, Roger Maris' 61st home run.  ‘Holy Cow’!
  3. Jack Buck, the 1985 NLCS Game-’Go Crazy’!
  4. Vin Scully, 1988 World Series Game 1, 1st- ‘She’s gone’   Long pause……………………’In a year that has been so impossible, the impossible has happened’!
  5. Harry Carry, "It could be, it might be... It is, A home run!"

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Sooner Toby Rowland is also the Play-by-play announcer for Sooner Football!

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Longhorn vs Sooner NFL QBs:


Oklahoma has Kyler Murray, Baker Mayfield, and Jalen Hurts as starting QBs in the NFL making a combined total of $585M in contract value!!

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The mighty Texas Longhorns have Colt McCoy playing for his 4th team since 2010 and he’s a backup for an Oklahoma grad!!  

His average salary of 3.5 million per year in same time frame! 

Colt McCoy vs OU legends!!  No contest Go Sooners!!  Who’s next?  

Caleb Williams to Chicago!!??  Oh, Caleb is also an Ex Sooner!


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Razorback football has a stud from Bixby, Oklahoma!


Before getting injured last season, Arkansas’ Luke Hasz ranked 6th in yards among TEs as a TRUE Freshman!!  Look for a great 2024 for this young man!!  

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B in T Final Four picks:


UConn 85 Alabama 61

UConn’s college basketball team is slightly older than the Houston Rockets and the OKC Thunder of the NBA and probably a 5th seed in the Eastern Conference!!  Yep, I have UConn winning my bracket and if they do, I win a 96-ounce bag of Easter Peanut M&Ms!!

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North Carolina State 71 Purdue 68

One immovable object meets another immovable object and time will stop!  Purdue center Zach Edey (7,4” 300lbs) who is seen below lecturing to a teammate he is about to eat-

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will meet NC State center DJ Burns Jr (6’9” 300lbs) once lifted a broken down VW and a tow truck, to save a little ladie and her dog!!  True story I swear!!

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Burns scored 21 with 20 boards and gave 2 Purdue players black eyes!!  Edey scored 24 with, 11 boards but no matter cuz whoever plays UConn will lose by 25, including the Lakers!!


Finals

UConn 76 North Carolina State 58


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B in T MLB


Cardinals- Five starters from AAA Memphis were called up to replace the Cardinal starters from the Dodger series!  1-3 makes Fredbird’s feathers ruffle! 


Cubs-Rangers- Rangers and Cubs battle in early series!  Both teams may meet in the World Series!!  Yes, that is true and cows really do fly in Twister 2 πŸŒͺ️!!!!


Astros- The  Stros are off to a slow start.  My feeling is once they get the drum beat going again things will be dandy in Houston!  Haha!


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Have a great sports week!


Bryan in Tulsa 
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