Wednesday, April 10, 2024

Cardinals Can’t hit or pitch!

My secret operatives with TMZ Sports have told me:

Calamari to Razorbackland, Bruce Pearl to Kentucky, Charles Barkley to Auburn, and Kendrick Perkins to TNT!!  Ya hurd it hear first!!

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If Caitlin Clark, is drafted by the OKC Thunder, they might get on national TV more than twice a year yo!!!  Go, Caitlin!!

Come on OKC GM Presti!!

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Bryan in Tulsa!

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Gusty and Don Woods- the best ever!!  Gather around the Zenith TV/Panasonic Radio Combo and get the Tonadic conditions from Don!!   Today's Thursday Forecast Tulsa:        One of the newest weather terms ‘Gorilla Hail’ was cornered by a national CBS weatherman and power weightlifter Snard Legler!!

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Bobblehead Sports:


B in T Family Top Disney movies:


1. Lion King- Daughter Maddie's fav!  Also Frankie, Okc Grandchild, loves the King!!

2. Frozen- Granddaughter Charlie’s fav, also can be pronounced ‘fwozen’!  AND Granddaughter Rosie loves Ana, named after her cousin!

3. Toy Story- actually Toy Story II - made me cry!  Shhhhh!

4. Beauty and the Beast- Okc's favorite daughter Jordan used to fall asleep in this movie, but did outlast Mimi and Papi!

5. Mulan- great music

6. Aladdin- average rating of the Disney collection

7.  Elementary - Two-year-old Granddaughter Elliott has been known to throw furniture if Elementary is turned off the tube!!

8. Monsters Inc.- all the kids love this one!

9. Bluey - youngest Grandchild Monte at 1, loves to dance to Bluey!

10. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs -1939- first Disney movie made!  Papi B is T's fav!

Mimi B in T loves Bambi!

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Assistance from Ana, Jordan, and Maddie!!


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B in T Rants:

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New NFL RUNNING BACK homes:


🏈Derrick Henry, Ravens, perfect fit for the Ravens!

🏈Aaron Jones, Vikings

🏈Joe Mixon, Texans, great move for me and my son's Texan team!!

🏈Zach Moss, Bengals

🏈Saquon Barkley: Eagles- makes some great non free agent moves, and makes Dallas suck even MORE!!

🏈Josh Jacobs: Packers - Tulsa own superstar!!  B in T is personal friends of his Uncle!!

🏈Austin Ekeler: Commanders

🏈Tony Pollard: Titans- Dallas is left with a 4’9” running back!

🏈D’Andre Swift: Bears

🏈Devin Singletary: Giants- Texans don't need him!

🏈Gus Edwards: Chargers

🏈Antonio Gibson: Patriots

NOTE:  

JACK SQUAT TO THE DALLAS COWBOYS!!  


Basketball shorts in 2008!

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THE SHOOTER LOOKS RIDICULOUS!!


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I was not expecting SEC’s Ole Miss to have a former SNL shark skit as its mascot!!

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               LAND SHARK 

                    IN DRAG!


The Cowboys FINALLY made a trade!!

The Cowgirls traded Deuce Vaughn to the Cleveland Browns for undisclosed cash!

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Browns fans are ECSTATIC!

The Brown fans love Deuce Dolls!!


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No more state players Piggybacking on coaches who move schools!


The OSSAA Board of Directors discusses week ago Wednesday a concept known as a “link rule” that could supplement the association’s existing anti-recruiting rule!!  If the OSSAA adopts this rule, then a student would not be allowed to transfer to a school to play for a coach who has coached this student in school or club sports during the previous year!!  Boom!


B in T’s Film Critic’s Corner 

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Disney - Wish

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Watch with two grands from OKC so there may be some bias to this magnificent movie!!!  The plot thickens as a young Asha makes a wish so powerful that it's answered by a cosmic force, a little ball of boundless energy called Star!!  With Star's help, Asha must save her kingdom from King Magnifico and prove that when the will of one courageous human connects with the magic of the stars, wondrous things can happen!!  Will Asha save the Kingdom!??

Must watch to find out!

WE WATCH IT TWICE!!!πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€

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4 out of 5 projector ranking!!


B in T MLB


Cardinals- 5-5

No hitting and we are at .500!!  Play Dodgers 0-4 then Marlins  4-0 = .500 every time!!  Winn our young stud SS can throw ex-Cardinal Ken Reitz out from LF!!  Ha!


Cubs- 5-3 - Cubs look solid, movie star Belanger signed a contract with Apple TV to do a detective series in the winter of ‘26 to air in 2027!!  In the meantime he MUST complete 200 hours of acting lessons!!  


Rangers- 6-2 no steroids, just weak Texas Ranger Jerseys!  Ha!!!

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Astros- 3-6 - Astros have decided to stop batting opposite side and get serious about playing baseball!!


Have a great sports week!


Bryan in Tulsa

by B in T - FakedOutSports, syndicated in SoonerPolitics.org





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