Wednesday, February 14, 2024

200 days till College Football!!

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Bryan in Tulsa!

CONGRATS CHIEF NATION!

My bestie friend D Andre from the Center will wear KC Chiefs gear at Christmas parties and church services……..in fact D’ wears his Chief gear in the shower!!  I luv ya, bro!! His Chiefs are the Champs!! GO CHIEFS 2025!!!  Three in a row!

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Snow chains?  Do they still exist?  This picture below makes it look like you can slap them on in 15 minutes and buz to the grocery store in a blizzard!!  When putting the chains on my mom’s Buick 45 years ago, it took me 8 hours to get the effen things on each tire!!  Plus many nicks and scrapes on my banker's hands!!  This is all for a 1-mile drive to Homeland!!

Thursday forecast:

Tulsa area Reasors ordered 2 extra Charmin Semi trucks after Monday’s .2-inch dusting of snow!!  The trucks are still parked at Reasor’s loading dock!  Alan Crone apologized.

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Stolen bases allowed since MLB went to 30 teams in 1998:


‼️St. Louis Cardinals 1,473‼️

Minnesota Twins 2,013

Arizona Diamondbacks 2,092

Texas Rangers 2,112

Kansas City Royals 2,139

Cincinnati Reds 2,170

Seattle Mariners 2,172

Houston Astros 2,200

Philadelphia Phillies 2,226

Detroit Tigers 2,229

Tampa Bay Rays 2,270

Miami Marlins 2,332

Oakland Athletics 2,335

Baltimore Orioles 2,366

San Francisco Giants 2,370

Washington Nationals 2,372

Colorado Rockies 2,439

Los Angeles Dodgers 2,448

New York Yankees 2,475

Cleveland Guardians 2,481

Atlanta Braves 2,496

Pittsburgh Pirates 2,500

Milwaukee Brewers 2,509

Los Angeles Angels 2,551

Toronto Blue Jays 2,587

Chicago Cubs 2,662

Chicago White Sox 2,678

New York Mets 2,694

San Diego Padres 2,706

Boston Red Sox 2,900


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Can't wait for baseball!!

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B in T Local Men & Women Tournament Projections:

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Mens:


ORU- needs a .500 record and 50 trips to Prayer Tower to get the NIT bid!

Tulsa- with super freshman Haggerty, the Cane might be NIT bound!!

Oklahoma- NCAA 4 seed!

Oklahoma State- NIT or CIT bound!!

Arkansas- possible coaching search begins!

Kansas- Bill Self’s new healthy lifestyle with a kale diet has the team and Self looking at the number 2 seed!!

Illinois- Illinois has its lead star hiding in Champagne avoiding a manhunt!!  But still a NCAA 4 seed!!

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Women:


ORU- the 16-5 - 1st place Summit Club girls team looks really good for the NCAA 8th seed!!

Tulsa- the Tulsa girls are 16- 7 with a 12th seed NCAA bid in their horizon!!

Oklahoma- after a huge win at Austin over the powerful Lady Horns, an 8th-seed bid is inevitable!!

Oklahoma State- hot and sassy coach and a .500 record in a tough conference 

3 seed NIT bid!!

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Arkansas- 14-7- NIT 2nd seed!  


B in T College Basketball Picks


BYU 82 at OSU 74

The 18th-ranked Cougars corralled the Cowboys by hitting their first 14 shots from the field putting them up 34 to 13!!  Ok State fought back to within 5 with 6 minutes left, but lost by 8!!


Mississippi State 79 Arkansas 69

The Bulldogs woop up on the Hogs with a second half run of 30 to 15 over the last 10 minutes of the game!!


Tulsa 82 Rice 69

Tulsa’s Haggerty is the number 1 freshman scorer in the frickin Nation!!!  He scored  3 points in the first half and 18 in the second half to lead the Hurricane to a win !!


Kansas 88 at Oklahoma 81

Oklahoma could not beat the refs, Bill Self’s red face, and the KU big man!!


Kentucky 72 at Auburn 71

Kentucky’s super freshmen beat the 4 seniors at Auburn by 1 point with a buzzard shot!!


ORU 88 North Dakota 72

ORU team made an extra trip to the Prayer Tower the night before the game!!  Super energy for the 16 point WIN!!


Have a great sports week!


Bryan in Tulsa

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Wednesday, February 7, 2024

Super Bowl - The Game vs The Swofities

Bryan in Tulsa!

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This Saturday see some great wheelchair basketball at the Center at 815 S. Utica!!  

Free admission!!


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B in T Super Bowl pick and grading of the superstars:

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B in T / Usher Super Bowl LVII Halftime Show half-time review:

Presented by:  Apple Music

Usher was magnificent but I would have preferred more break-dancing and moonwalking!!  Roller skating and a tribute to R and B music was performed by superstar Usher!!  He was breathtaking!!  

B in T grade - 99.5%


The Bluey characters did a tribute to Usher:       

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Usher’s 1996 #1 hit -

‘You make me wanna……….’

B in T grade - 99.5%


Reba MacIntyre from MacAlister, Oklahoma, sang the national anthem with the twang that only Reba can twang!! 

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B in T grade - 91.5


Post Malone - sang ‘America the Beautiful’ while having his 134th tattoo put on his big toe!!  True shat!!!  Trust me!!

B in T grade - 89.5


Balknobbers - great silique of their greatest hits accompanied by Beyonce!!  Great show and not a dry eye in Vegas!!

B in T grade - 100%  

**SPECIAL REPORT**

MY BUDDY, THAT GETS TMZ SPORTS THEIR SANDWICHES, SAYS THAT THE TULSA UNIVERSITY RUMORVILLE STATES THAT THE BRANSON BALLKNOBBERS WILL BE AT A TU FOOTBALL GAME NEXT SEPTEMBER!!  GO BLUE AND GOLD!!


Chiefs 31 49ers 28

Mahomes completes 26 of 31 for 304 yards, 3 TDs, and one pick!!  Kelce caught 10 passes for 121, 1 TD, and 4 blown kisses from ‘u know who’!!  Unfortunately, the NFL Trophy presentation had a huge interruption by super entertainer Kanye West when he attempted to take the Superbowl Trophy away from Travis Kelce!!  At that point, Mr. West was taken to the woodshed by the Chief players and the Swiftie's contingent of thousands!!

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B in T Taylor Swift Over / unders


*Times that Taylor Swift says ‘get the cameras out of my effen face bro’!

2 - take the over - paparazzi have their own section in Allegiant Stadium!!

*Times that Kelce’s brother   pours beer on his head while shirtless!

2 - twice is enough! Take the under!

*Times that Kelce’s brother pours beer on his mom!

1 - take 0, the under - did u see what happened to Kanye earlier!?

*Times that Patrick Mahome's brother tried to blow into Taylor’s ear!

.5 - take the under, I said ‘tried’, a thousand Swifties were hired as security!!  Have u ever been punched by a Swfty?  They are mean!

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*Times the Swifties cheered for the wrong team!

Half of them - take the over, they know football much better thanks to Taylor’s Boy Toy Travis Kelce!!  


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Great Valentine's gifts for that special someone!!

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TU Bookstore!!!

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U know me, a Valentine's Day card and Tulsa Oiler Indoor Football season tickets for my Jami!!  And I will attend as well! 


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My grandmother Audoo had a crush on 3 or 4 weathermen in Tulsa over our time together!  Don Woods and Gary Shore were her favs and once they appeared on channel 2 or 6 the Lohmeyer house was still and quiet or she would get the wooden spoon out and spat my arse!!  Gary would have a suit that made him look like Liberace and my granny Audoo would start drooling on the Zenith console TV!!  Good memories!!  Forecast:  60s and 70s again this weekend, possible showers Sunday!!


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All seven of the grandkids got together for 2 birthday parties a week ago at a fun place called Bria’s Italian Ice Cream!    The youngest and the oldest grand-sons with Papi, whom is ready for an afternoon nap!  Maddie is wondering why she has the Lohmeyer men surrounding her!  A great birthday party for Elliott and Charlie, with mass amounts of Saturday afternoon sugar!!


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B in T College Basketball Picks:


S Dakota State 78 ORU 71

The Jackrabbits of South Dakota State have a misnomer for a mascot nickname!  The Jackrabbits of the Dakotas are actually dead last in transitional baskets made by 332 Division I schools!!  The Jackrabbits are good shooters and showed ORU how good by shooting 73% from the 3 point line!!  This made for a long bus trip back to Tulsa!

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Kansas 93 Baylor 88

These two lead the Big 12 and could both be 1 seed in the Big Dance!  KU Coach Self's new doctor sits next to him with a heart monitor during games!!  A leaner, less meaner Bill seems calm and his face looks normal with very little twitching!!  Xanax helps!


Georgia 81 at Arkansas 73

The Razorbacks are ready for spring training FOOTBALL and a sink-or-swim year for Pittman!!  More so than another ho-hum year of sucky basketball!!


Oklahoma 83 Oklahoma State 68

The Oklahoma team was jacked up to beat the snot out of their in-state rivals for possibly the last time!!  At half the game was tied and by the 7:34 mark in the second half, the Sooners erupted for a 20-point lead!!  Sooner manchild John Hugely IV smashed two huge dunks and banked in a 3-pointer in the second-half run!!


Illinois 71 at Michigan State 69 OT!!

The teams were tied at 69 in overtime when star T. Shannon Jr. was released from County to score 27 points and shoot the winning 3-pointer to lead Illinois to victory Saturday!!  T. was given a hero's welcome when placed back into County for 3 to 


Tulsa 78 UAB 75

The super freshmen at TU are looking at 15 to 17 wins this year and Alabama Birmingham was a 50/50 chance of a win at home!!  Super frosh Haggerty scores 26 and seals the victory with a 3-pointer with 15 seconds left!!


Have a great sports week!


Bryan in Tulsa

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