Bryan in Tulsa!
This Saturday see some great wheelchair basketball at the Center at 815 S. Utica!!
Free admission!!
B in T Super Bowl pick and grading of the superstars:
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B in T / Usher Super Bowl LVII Halftime Show half-time review:
Presented by: Apple Music
Usher was magnificent but I would have preferred more break-dancing and moonwalking!! Roller skating and a tribute to R and B music was performed by superstar Usher!! He was breathtaking!!
B in T grade - 99.5%
The Bluey characters did a tribute to Usher:
Usher’s 1996 #1 hit -
‘You make me wanna……….’
B in T grade - 99.5%
Reba MacIntyre from MacAlister, Oklahoma, sang the national anthem with the twang that only Reba can twang!!
B in T grade - 91.5
Post Malone - sang ‘America the Beautiful’ while having his 134th tattoo put on his big toe!! True shat!!! Trust me!!
B in T grade - 89.5
Balknobbers - great silique of their greatest hits accompanied by Beyonce!! Great show and not a dry eye in Vegas!!
B in T grade - 100%
**SPECIAL REPORT**
MY BUDDY, THAT GETS TMZ SPORTS THEIR SANDWICHES, SAYS THAT THE TULSA UNIVERSITY RUMORVILLE STATES THAT THE BRANSON BALLKNOBBERS WILL BE AT A TU FOOTBALL GAME NEXT SEPTEMBER!! GO BLUE AND GOLD!!
Chiefs 31 49ers 28
Mahomes completes 26 of 31 for 304 yards, 3 TDs, and one pick!! Kelce caught 10 passes for 121, 1 TD, and 4 blown kisses from ‘u know who’!! Unfortunately, the NFL Trophy presentation had a huge interruption by super entertainer Kanye West when he attempted to take the Superbowl Trophy away from Travis Kelce!! At that point, Mr. West was taken to the woodshed by the Chief players and the Swiftie's contingent of thousands!!
B in T Taylor Swift Over / unders
*Times that Taylor Swift says ‘get the cameras out of my effen face bro’!
2 - take the over - paparazzi have their own section in Allegiant Stadium!!
*Times that Kelce’s brother pours beer on his head while shirtless!
2 - twice is enough! Take the under!
*Times that Kelce’s brother pours beer on his mom!
1 - take 0, the under - did u see what happened to Kanye earlier!?
*Times that Patrick Mahome's brother tried to blow into Taylor’s ear!
.5 - take the under, I said ‘tried’, a thousand Swifties were hired as security!! Have u ever been punched by a Swfty? They are mean!
*Times the Swifties cheered for the wrong team!
Half of them - take the over, they know football much better thanks to Taylor’s Boy Toy Travis Kelce!!
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Great Valentine's gifts for that special someone!!
TU Bookstore!!!
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U know me, a Valentine's Day card and Tulsa Oiler Indoor Football season tickets for my Jami!! And I will attend as well!
My grandmother Audoo had a crush on 3 or 4 weathermen in Tulsa over our time together! Don Woods and Gary Shore were her favs and once they appeared on channel 2 or 6 the Lohmeyer house was still and quiet or she would get the wooden spoon out and spat my arse!! Gary would have a suit that made him look like Liberace and my granny Audoo would start drooling on the Zenith console TV!! Good memories!! Forecast: 60s and 70s again this weekend, possible showers Sunday!!
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Bobblehead Sports:
All seven of the grandkids got together for 2 birthday parties a week ago at a fun place called Bria’s Italian Ice Cream! The youngest and the oldest grand-sons with Papi, whom is ready for an afternoon nap! Maddie is wondering why she has the Lohmeyer men surrounding her! A great birthday party for Elliott and Charlie, with mass amounts of Saturday afternoon sugar!!
B in T Rants:
B in T College Basketball Picks:
S Dakota State 78 ORU 71
The Jackrabbits of South Dakota State have a misnomer for a mascot nickname! The Jackrabbits of the Dakotas are actually dead last in transitional baskets made by 332 Division I schools!! The Jackrabbits are good shooters and showed ORU how good by shooting 73% from the 3 point line!! This made for a long bus trip back to Tulsa!
Kansas 93 Baylor 88
These two lead the Big 12 and could both be 1 seed in the Big Dance! KU Coach Self's new doctor sits next to him with a heart monitor during games!! A leaner, less meaner Bill seems calm and his face looks normal with very little twitching!! Xanax helps!
Georgia 81 at Arkansas 73
The Razorbacks are ready for spring training FOOTBALL and a sink-or-swim year for Pittman!! More so than another ho-hum year of sucky basketball!!
Oklahoma 83 Oklahoma State 68
The Oklahoma team was jacked up to beat the snot out of their in-state rivals for possibly the last time!! At half the game was tied and by the 7:34 mark in the second half, the Sooners erupted for a 20-point lead!! Sooner manchild John Hugely IV smashed two huge dunks and banked in a 3-pointer in the second-half run!!
Illinois 71 at Michigan State 69 OT!!
The teams were tied at 69 in overtime when star T. Shannon Jr. was released from County to score 27 points and shoot the winning 3-pointer to lead Illinois to victory Saturday!! T. was given a hero's welcome when placed back into County for 3 to
Tulsa 78 UAB 75
The super freshmen at TU are looking at 15 to 17 wins this year and Alabama Birmingham was a 50/50 chance of a win at home!! Super frosh Haggerty scores 26 and seals the victory with a 3-pointer with 15 seconds left!!
Have a great sports week!
Bryan in Tulsa
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