Bryan in Tulsa!
No bread and milk are needed til winter 2025!! 80-degree sunscreen Thursday in Tulsa!!
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Bobblehead Sports:
Youngest B in T grandson wearing Chief shirt just to get Papi mad!! He needs to get that poop-eatin’ grin off his face too, before I see him again!! Congrats to our OKC Chiefs family and Monty for picking a winner!!
B in T Rants:
B in T SOMEWHAT early SEC 2024 rankings:
1. Georgia - the REAL #1 in 2023!
2. Georgia JV
3. OU/Texas tied- fit in the SEC like a glove
4. Alabama - Satanless, I mean Sabanless ‘Bama stumbles but is still ahead of the Prepster Kiffin!
5. Ole Miss - Lane Kiffin - see above AKA Kiffi the Facebook King of the South!
6. Missouri - Coach Drinkinsnitzel is large and in charge with his new found success!
Howdy Doody
7. Tennessee - Coach Heupel wins enough to get a contract extension!
8. LSU - TMZ Sports sources say that Less Miles was in Baton Rouge with Tiger Muckety Mucks having creole!!
9. Texas A&M - post-Jimbo news, he was given some binoculars and called an analyst on Michigan’s coaching staff!
10. Florida- who is their coach? So he’s safe for at least one more year!
11. Auburn - bring back Gus Calzone!
12. Kentucky/Bixby High tied
13. Miss. St. - always looking for a new coach!
14. South Carolina- Shane Beamer’s seat is toasty🔥‼️
15. Arkansas - I luv Sam, but Pittman is Packing
16. Vandy - who else?
B in T Top Games of 2024 (with a tinge of seriousness!)
Georgia at Alabama - I dropped the microphone 🎤 4 seconds ago!
Texas at Michigan - temperature may be nippy in Ann Harbor!!
Ohio State at Oregon - Early season slobber knocker!
Alabama at Oklahoma - I am sure Norman will roll out the red carpet for the Sabanless Tide………………not!
Oklahoma State at Tulsa - I am mentally tailgating at TU Commons right now!!
Georgia at Texas - have Georgia fans ever seen a live bull?
Michigan at Ohio State - a traditional oldie but goodie!
Jenks vs Union - Tulsa, Oklahoma - both teams are high school football legends!
Most Conference Championships of All-Time:
1.Oklahoma - 50- Dominated the Big 8 and Big 12 Conferences
2.Nebraska - 46 - cornfed young men!! Plus the number has been 46 since 1946! Ha
3.Michigan - 45 - should be lower
4.Ohio State - 39 - should be higher
5.USC - 37 - PAC 12 dominance, big woopie- Lincoln Riley - zilch
6.Tulsa - 35 - Total domination of the old Missouri ValleyConference!!
7.Alabama - 34 - Saban
8.Texas - 31- old Southwest Conference domination!
9.Fresno State - 29 - what? huh?
11.Utah - 28 - old Horizon North star Conference
12.Clemson - 27 -
13. Colorado - 26 - Big 8 and Missouri Valley dominance in the 60s!
14.Louisiana Tech - 25
14.North Texas - 25
16.Miami (OH) - 24
18.BYU - 23
18.Troy - 23
B in T College Basketball Picks
Oral Roberts 84 at Omaha 76
The ORU basketball team has streaked itself right in the middle of an NIT bid!! And possibly a good seed in the conference tournament!
The power foward DeShang Weaber
Arkansas 82 Mizzou 74
Both coaches are headed to the poophouse and the loser of THIS game has no toilet paper! Frank Haith and Mike Anderson are rumored to be on the short list for both schools!! Ha!
Oklahoma State 82 Oklahoma 78
OSU freshman big man Brandon Garrison had 12 points, 12 rebounds, 5 blocks, and 5 dunks while carrying Coach Boynton off the court on his shoulders! Huge win and possibly the last game of Bedlam bball 🏀!!
Kansas 89 Texas 80
Kansas played sloppy and still won by 9! Texas coach Terry was upset when he saw a cutie infant baby girl with a horns down sign on her onesie!! No shat! With 3.4 seconds left, he stormed off the court with his team!! TMZ Sports has a shot of him flipping off the Jayhawk fans as he exits!!
Tulsa 80 Charlotte 72
The Hurricane and freshman stud Haggart rallied from 15 down early in the second half to win with a defense that held the Hornets to 23 points in the second half!!
Have a great sports week!
Bryan in Tulsa
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