Wednesday, December 20, 2023

Merry Christmas ‘filthy animal’

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Bryan in Tulsa

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Nothing more beautiful than the blue Christmas lights of the University of Tulsa!!  This also means that TU basketball has started!!!

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A Christmas Eve Eve Blessing:

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My daughter Madison's birthday is Saturday and she will be &@ years old!!  Like all my kids she is beautiful and unique in their own special way‼️ About 4 months before she was born a little over &@ years ago there was a ventricle in her brain that was closed according to the doctors!! The Sonagrams were checked every two weeks!!  Hydrocephalus or water on the brain was spotted by the doctor on what would be numerous sonograms over the next 5 months!!  Jami and I prayed and prayed for a healthy child but would love her the same under any outcome!!  Madison Lee was born on December 23rd, in a short fly-by delivery of 3 hours!!  A specialist from Children's Medical Center was at the birth, just in case.  This made me feel better and worried at the same time!  So, Maddie was born quickly and with NO issues with her brain ventricles!!!  We went through all the sonograms and tests and she was normal!!  Thank God!!  Well, she is not really normal!!  Ha!  Maddie is currently a nurse in the NICU (Neonatal Intensive Care Unit) at St. Francis Hospital in Tulsa!  So proud of her!!

Happy B-Day Maddie the Nurse!!!


B in T Rants:

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Notes:  I love the old rickety Lift buses I take to and fro the Center through the week!  Why, you ask?  If you make loud noises that you would prefer not to hear, the bus rattlin’ can muffle that out!!

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I went into the Santa House at Utica Square with the Grands and I became stuck into the cute little place!!  Time for a another Oprah diet in 2024!!  I had to be taken out by the Jaws of Life!!  True story!!

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             🎄Bah Humbug!!🎄

                      Death Trap 


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My Redbirds Will Not Suck in 2024!!


Ok I can live with this lineup but our pitching better step it up!!

LF Nootbaar

1B Goldschmidt 

2B Gorman

3B Arenado

C Contreras

RF Walker

DH Burleson

SS Winn

CF Edmonds Edelin 

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Starting Rotation:

1 Sonny Gray

2 Sonny Gray

3 Sonny Gray

4 Sonny Gray

5 Sonny Gray


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B in T College Bowl Picks:


SRS Distribution Las Vegas Bowl

Player Gifts:

Each Player receives $10,000 in Vegas Slot Machine bucks!!

The Utah players gave their Slot Bucks to the street people!! 

Utah 35 Northwestern 27

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Getting a highly Mormon school to play a high academic school 🎓  at a football venue in Sin City Las Vegas — just ain't right!!

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Guaranteed Rate Bow

Kansas 56 UNLV 35

The UNLV offense is somewhere between Air Coryell and Air Canada!!  Which means that the D will be on the field a lot!! Poooor UNLV!!


B in T NFL Picks:


Texans 31 Browns 27

The Browns have Joe Flacco with arthritic knees almost beat the Texan's young buck, CJ Stroud!!!  The Browns lost by 4 points and should have won!!  

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Dolphins 28 Cowboys 27

Cowboys go from number 1 seed to 4 seed in the NFC!!  This happened simply by a 1-point loss to a team named after a mammal!!


Buccaneers 31 Jaguars 28

The Bucs are 1 game out of the wildcard playoffs and 1 and 1\2 games out of dead last!!  Baker keeps his head above water until the next new team in 2024!!


Chiefs 38 Raiders 24

The Chief offense seemed to rev its engine when pouty QB Mahomie was taken to lunch by the owners!!  So to Churches Chicken they took Mahomie!! They explained that the Hunt Family would have more touchy-feely conversations with the star QB at his favorite spot!!  It was actually the favorite restaurant of the Hunt Family!!


Have a great sports week!


Bryan in Tulsa


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Wednesday, December 6, 2023

One more Taylor Swifty for Guerin Emig!! Ha

Bryan in Tulsa


If Taylor Swift marries Travis Kelcie here a few things to ponder:


*The Swfties fans will now be the Kelcies fans!!

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*The Taylor and Travis Country Western Duo will play Grande Ole Opere in 2025 and retire from pop-singing and pro football respectively!!

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*Men will start wearing their hair like Taylor Kecie!

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Confusing?


*Tragedy for all MANkind, men will wear pink cowboy hats!!  The humanity of it all!!

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*Saturday Night Live Guest hosts are forced to wear Swift cowboy hats too!!

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*Women playing football has increased drastically and fans of women footballers have increased by millions!!  All players wearing Taylor Swift-designed uniforms!!  I can't take this!!

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Taylor agrees to play 6 games as a reserve placekick holder for the Chiefs!!  Tickets sold for a minimum of 1750 bucks for 3 upcoming road games!!!! SRO seating due to Swifties infiltration into stadiums!! This is true shat!

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This is the Mrs. B in T family and friends waiting for their amazing daughter-in-law Keli at the Route 66 Half Marathon!!  This young lady has lost 100 lbs and is a wonderful mom raising my two granddaughters and son!! Hehehehe-hohohohohoho!!

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B in T Top 10 Christmas Songs:


1 Bing Crosby -’White Christmas’

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2 Nat King Cole - 'The Christmas Song'

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3 Andy Williams - 'It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year'

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4 David Bowie and Bing Crosby - 'Peace on Earth/Little Drummer Boy'

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Wake Me Up Before You Go Go

Wham! - 'Last Christmas'

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6 "Sleigh Ride" by The Ronettes

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7 "Holly Jolly Christmas" by Burl Ives

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8 "It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas" by Michael Bublé

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9 "Santa Baby" by Eartha Kitt

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10 - B in T Favorite - D____ in a Box - SNL-Digital Show

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In my humble opinion - #1


B in T Rants:

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A RANT quote from a good friend Kevin whom also was former college athlete at Northern Iowa JV Basketball:

‘Dang nab because you can drive 80 on the interstate don’t  mean you could drive 80 back in 1970s but whatever.  Kansas didn’t even have to change recruiting philosophy when the NIL was allowed!!  Not bitter at all and FUDGE the NCAA’

Kevin vehemently stated:  ‘I never received even a rat turd when I played backup shooting guard for N. Iowa JV!!!  No cash, no cigarettes, no hooch, no girls nutin!!!’  In another statement by Kevin:  ‘So you gonna tell me that Hollywood Self never cheats, and I ‘pose you're gonna tell me that Dorothy never road a tornado to Oz’!  B in T quote: ‘The NCAA is a bunch of nerds’!

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Kevin's freshman year at Northern Iowa


B in T College Football Picks:


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B in T College Basketball Picks:


Navy 31 Army 21

These two classic wishbone teams were so efficient with their clock management that the game only lasted 2 hours and 20 minutes!!  The game sponsors requested a refund for their advertisement dollars!!  The greatest and most honored college football spectacle in America was amazing!!  Thanks for your service!!


B in T NFL Picks:


Chiefs 27 Bills 17

Chiefs have decided to play the Raiders next year in a place to be named later in the Middle East!  Much later!


Cowboys 35 Eagles 27

I know this may seem like a homer pick but it is!


Buccaneers 31 at Falcons 28

The Bucs are wondering about Baker’s arm strength since his longest pass all year was 2 tables over in a restaurant to a cute brunette!


Texans 31 at Jets 21

Good news the Texans are heading to the playoffs this year!!!  Bad news a rested Chiefs are their first-round opponent!!



Have a great sports week!!


Bryan in Tulsa


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