Bryan in Tulsa
If Taylor Swift marries Travis Kelcie here a few things to ponder:
*The Swfties fans will now be the Kelcies fans!!
*The Taylor and Travis Country Western Duo will play Grande Ole Opere in 2025 and retire from pop-singing and pro football respectively!!
*Men will start wearing their hair like Taylor Kecie!
Confusing?
*Tragedy for all MANkind, men will wear pink cowboy hats!! The humanity of it all!!
*Saturday Night Live Guest hosts are forced to wear Swift cowboy hats too!!
*Women playing football has increased drastically and fans of women footballers have increased by millions!! All players wearing Taylor Swift-designed uniforms!! I can't take this!!
Taylor agrees to play 6 games as a reserve placekick holder for the Chiefs!! Tickets sold for a minimum of 1750 bucks for 3 upcoming road games!!!! SRO seating due to Swifties infiltration into stadiums!! This is true shat!
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Bobblehead Sports:
This is the Mrs. B in T family and friends waiting for their amazing daughter-in-law Keli at the Route 66 Half Marathon!! This young lady has lost 100 lbs and is a wonderful mom raising my two granddaughters and son!! Hehehehe-hohohohohoho!!
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B in T Top 10 Christmas Songs:
1 Bing Crosby -’White Christmas’
2 Nat King Cole - 'The Christmas Song'
3 Andy Williams - 'It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year'
4 David Bowie and Bing Crosby - 'Peace on Earth/Little Drummer Boy'
5 Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
‘Wham! - 'Last Christmas'
6 "Sleigh Ride" by The Ronettes
7 "Holly Jolly Christmas" by Burl Ives
8 "It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas" by Michael Bublé
9 "Santa Baby" by Eartha Kitt
10 - B in T Favorite - D____ in a Box - SNL-Digital Show
In my humble opinion - #1
B in T Rants:
A RANT quote from a good friend Kevin whom also was former college athlete at Northern Iowa JV Basketball:
‘Dang nab because you can drive 80 on the interstate don’t mean you could drive 80 back in 1970s but whatever. Kansas didn’t even have to change recruiting philosophy when the NIL was allowed!! Not bitter at all and FUDGE the NCAA’
Kevin vehemently stated: ‘I never received even a rat turd when I played backup shooting guard for N. Iowa JV!!! No cash, no cigarettes, no hooch, no girls nutin!!!’ In another statement by Kevin: ‘So you gonna tell me that Hollywood Self never cheats, and I ‘pose you're gonna tell me that Dorothy never road a tornado to Oz’! B in T quote: ‘The NCAA is a bunch of nerds’!
Kevin's freshman year at Northern Iowa
B in T College Football Picks:
B in T College Basketball Picks:
Navy 31 Army 21
These two classic wishbone teams were so efficient with their clock management that the game only lasted 2 hours and 20 minutes!! The game sponsors requested a refund for their advertisement dollars!! The greatest and most honored college football spectacle in America was amazing!! Thanks for your service!!
B in T NFL Picks:
Chiefs 27 Bills 17
Chiefs have decided to play the Raiders next year in a place to be named later in the Middle East! Much later!
Cowboys 35 Eagles 27
I know this may seem like a homer pick but it is!
Buccaneers 31 at Falcons 28
The Bucs are wondering about Baker’s arm strength since his longest pass all year was 2 tables over in a restaurant to a cute brunette!
Texans 31 at Jets 21
Good news the Texans are heading to the playoffs this year!!! Bad news a rested Chiefs are their first-round opponent!!
Have a great sports week!!
Bryan in Tulsa
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