Namath or Garopolo Hotter?

Bryan in Tulsa

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BOBBLEHEAD SPORTS:

Hot Wheels  Mania with Gustavo!

Out of 7 grandkids, 6 are girls, so when Papa B in T has his main man Gus over to babysit party he brings the 200 Hot Wheels and 200 feet of Hot Wheels track and a 32oz bag of Peanut M&Ms!!  After setting up a few Hot Wheels tracks with loops and boosters we have become dangerous!!  Gus and I have found Hot Wheels track and car demonstrations on YouTube by super nerd engineers!

After 4 hours of Hot Wheels track maintenance with Gus and using loops to slow down and chargers to speed up the car, Papi B in T collapsed into a Hat Wheels track coma!!

B in T Sports Notes:

Is Garapalo or Namath Sexier:

(in their era)

2021 49ers QB Garapollo and adult movie star Kiria Mia

Farrah Faucet and Broadway Joe Namath 1973

Metro-sexual Cyclone - B in T’s adopted son from Clone Nation!!

Aaron Rogers look!

B in T Top Big 12 QBs in 2022:

1. Spencer Sanders - OSU - his to lose because of vast ability experience!  Decision-making is the key for the other Spencer!!
2. Adrian Hernandez - Kansas State - backup QB at Nebraska to Tommy Frazier!
3. Dillon Gabriel - OU - transfer from UCF with great numbers, can he handle the Big 12 Ds?
4. Gerry Bohanon - Baylor - this dude is a winner, average talent but a winner!
5. Max Duggan - TCU - good tools but new coach
6. Quinn Ewers - Texas - surrounded by absurd talent, let’s see if Quinn can be coached!
7. Hunter Dekker - Iowa State - New stud from West Sioux High School in Iowa, is 6’3” 230 lbs of smash face QB with an arm!  Kevin Highland has some eligibility but pulled a hamstring chasing grandchildren!!  True shat!  Google it!!
8. Jalen Daniels - Kansas - Kansas can't be last in all the preseason polls!  Ok arm, minimal experience, but a gifted athlete!
9. Donovan Smith - Texas Tech - He is no Columbo but a great athlete with below average arm!
10. Nicco Marcial - West Virginia - I like the name Goose Crowder who will be battling Nicco but Nicco is quicko!

Matt the Frat!

Matt Stafford goes home after some beverages to celebrate the Super Bowl victory and heads straight to the pool!  Matt was known to party at the Lambda Chi Alpha House at Georgia!!

B in T Tidbit

• When baseball’s rich get richer negotiations are done, the St. Louis Cardinals will have rookies Lars Nootbar, Edwin Nunez, Nolan Gorman or crafty old slugger and fan-favorite Abert Pujols playing the Designated Hitter slot!!
• In the mid-70s these three wandered the Skelly Astro turf and the Harwell fields of TU.  Ray Rhoads, Lovie Smith, and Drew Pearson later became head coaches and Hall of Famers in the NFL!!  Proud alum!
• TU Football Homecoming will be against the mean SMU Ponies and their obnoxious fans who picked on us old farts when we road trip to Dallas each yearg!!  Watch out for flying empty plastic bottles from us this year!!  We teach those yuppy sweater vests how we party in Tulsa!!

• I watched more Olympics this year with Mrs. B in T than in many years!!  Loved the curling, mono bobsledding, alpine jump skiing, hockey, snow bunny shooting, and the Russian drug-testing espionage events the most!!
• The OKC Thunder has like 50 million in effing CAP SPACE!  No other effing NBA team is effing close!!  Maybe we can use some of that CAP SPACE money so we don't effing suck so much next year!!

Arizona State Sundevils football Needs consistency!

Stud QB Jayden Daniels just entered the transfer portal as Sundevil nation is perplexed and asking for coach Herm Edwards head!!  Arizona State has gone 🙀 from screaming Tasmanian Devil Todd Graham to let's ‘meet and hold hands and discuss’ Herm!!  Ex QB Daniels left grenades with coach Herm stating that he was to get the program back on top and has done nothing!!  So transfer portal here I go!!  Sundevil loyalists would like for coach Herm to enter the coaches portal!!  Urban Meyer next??

NCAA College Basketball Picks:

NCAA Conference Tournament  

Picks:

Oklahoma 68 Baylor 67

Upset Special #1***********

Baylor has more height, length, talent, AND a former coach that covered up murder charges for a player!!  But OU has the ‘beard’ and his brother ‘carrot top’ (Tanner and Jacob Groves) who are very accustomed to tournament play!!

Jalen Hill goes for 20 points and 7 boards as scoring from an unexpected weapon help the Sooners pull the upset!!

Iowa State 78 Texas Tech 74

Upset Special #2

The Clone fans have been known to travel well for their bball and football teams but nothing like this game!!  With this game not starting until 8:52 PM, the Clone fans were able to buy 9,000 tickets and outnumber the Red Raider fans T-Mobile arena fans 5 to 1!!  Iowa State shot 22 -25 from the free-throw line and Tech shot 3-7!!  Home court advantage can sway the refs!!  Hehehe!!

Tulsa 58 Wichita State 55

Jeremiah Horne score 24 of the Golden Hurricanes' 58 points and single-handedly keeps the teams season alive!!

Have a great sports week!

Bryan in Tulsa

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Bob’s Bail Bonds and Car Wash (Chicago, IL) Big Brother Bill’s Psychic Palm Reading and Bed & Breakfast (Tulsa, OK) MR Bait, Fishing Tackle and Homemade Fudge Shop (Boulder, CO) Weh’s Wiener Wagon and Dry Cleaners, Lawrence, Kansas T-Brew’s Cockroach Farm and Pizza Palace, Tulsa, OK Dr. Richard Stephens DDS Roy Thomason Retired Sigma Chi TU

Oscars Hosts - Putin, Freddie Krueger and Michael Meyers

 Bryan in Tulsa:

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BOBBLEHEAD SPORTS:

Good Parents Wear Mediator Hats!!

My three middle-aged granddaughters met in OKC for a toddler's day out last weekend!  The term ‘sharing’ is used only when convenient or when an adult puts cookies, ice cream and cupcakes in mass quantities in plain sight!  The three Amigas only agreed on one thing:  “Encantos” the movie by Disney, was the best ever!!  But a major point of contention occurred when the three went into the pretend kitchen area to pretend cook in the Little Tikes kitchen!!  The mothers of these girls are very headstrong, especially in their corporate jobs and even more in the kitchen!!  Numerous disagreements broke into minor skirmishes and eventually flying plastic mashed potatoes and fruit!!  After some mother intervention, the three rugrats agreed on plastic cupcakes!!  Thus, the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree!! The moral of this story is when 3 toddlers are involved in a day out make sure to bring your toddler mediator hat!!

B in T Notes:

A Trio of Stars will Host the Oscars in 2022!!

B in T Host Projections:

• Trump, Biden, and Pelosi - Political/Horror Movie theme!
• Prince, Michael Jackson, and Bing Crosby - Superimposing Cinematography theme!
• Spiderman, Wolverine, and Hulk - Superhero theme!
• Putin, Hannibal Lector, and Freddie Kruger - Bad boy theme
• Joe Namath, Nick Saban, and Bear Bryant - Alabama theme

2021 Tulsa Throwback Unis Make NCAA Final Top 10!!

Fashion Hits Sooner Football Pregame per Venables!!

Brent Venables is going to bring a new tradition to Oklahoma!  Jalen Hurts has been hired as a suit consultant in the off-season!!

Every player, coach, team manager, ball boy, sidline press pass dude, and Sooner Learfield radio team, with Oklahoma, will have a tailored Armani suit to wear!!  Sooner sponsor Yale Cleaners will clean the suits for the NIL rights to each player's likeness!  True story!

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Jami AKA Mrs. B in T says that if I do not lay off the Mexican food and chips, I will look like this fella pictured below!!

B in T Loves Him Some Coach Lovie!!

B in T is extremely pumped that Super Tulsa Alumni Lovie Smith is getting another crack at an NFL head coaching job with the Houston Texans!!  Did anyone know Lovie had a Billie Preston afro and was a mean ass linebacker for the Golden Hurricane!  Lovie was a former Buccaneers and Bears head coach, AND Tulsa athletics hall of fame!!  Go Houston Texans!!

Tulsa’s Cains Ballroom and Chad Rodgers is a Fimalist for ACM Award!!

B in T 5 finalist for Tulsa Club of the Year is:

Cain's Ballroom

Lipstick Cabaret 

The Buccaneer

The Colony

Dusty Dog

New 🤪:  B in T Tidbits:

-Deshaun Watson to the Buccaneers!?

-Thunder to draft Lebron’s, son and Lebron will become the Thunder player/coach!

-The St. Louis Cardinals trade Arenado to the Cubs for their entire farm system!!

-The Superbowl TV ratings for the hip hop halftime show surpassed the last episode of MASH!!

-Drew Brees is a Hall of Fame QB but seems squirrely as a game announcer!

-The only thing the MLB players and owners agree on after 5 meetings is the Mexican food for lunch contract!!  An addendum to the contract was introduced for no refried beans!!

-Former OU QB Caleb Williams blew his ACL while surfing and will miss 2022 and half of 2023.  Southern Cal coach Lincoln Riley explained to the team that they may NOT surf during off season!

Nice call, captain obvious!!

B in T College Basketball Picks:

Arkansas 75 at Tennessee 71

The Razorbacks feel confident of a possible NCAA bid!  Coach Musselman has often felt he is often the guy trying to get into the huddle with a bunch of tall dudes because he is not too tall! 

Texas Tech 65 at Oklahoma State 63  The Red Raiders coach’s name escapes me but he is good!!  Thank you for the talent coach Beard!!

Oklahoma 67 at Kansas State 66

Must win for the Sooner NCAA hopes!

Tulsa 70 UCF 66

Tulsa will rap up 10th place AND a place in the conference tournament with this nugget!

ORU Summit League Quarterfinals

ORU 76 Western Illinois 72

ORU Playing Western Illinois in Fargo, North Dakota is like sending Donald Trump to a woman's rights protests in Antarctica!  Think about it, wait...................ok now you get it!  ORU must win this tourney, to get an NCAA bid!!  NIT may take them if they make the Championship game, and Max Ambas would be fun to watch at Madison Square Garden!

Have a great sports week!!

Bryan in Tulsa

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Bob’s Bail Bonds and Car Wash (Chicago, IL) Big Brother Bill’s Psychic Palm Reading and Bed & Breakfast (Tulsa, OK) MR Bait, Fishing Tackle and Homemade Fudge Shop (Boulder, CO) Weh’s Wiener Wagon and Dry Cleaners, Lawrence, Kansas T-Brew’s Cockroach Farm and Pizza Palace, Tulsa, OK Dr. Richard Stephens DDS Roy Thomason Retired Sigma Chi TU

Bocce Is Back$

Bryan in Tulsa

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Family Bobbleheads:

Bocce Ball is Back at the Center for Physically Limited:

My Center family has been fighting a pandemic for almost 2 years and we will continue to fight this dirty dog until the cows come home!!  Our beloved Bocce coach George has fought some serious illness lately and our prayers are with him and his sister Jeannie!! They are the Bocce ball legends at our Center and have forgotten more than I will ever know about Bocce ball!!  They have kept B in T in tournaments despite his loud, obnoxious and cocky mouth!  Bocce Ball at the Center has been a constant for the folks here and the possibility of us going to Kansas City for a Regionally sanctioned USA Tournament on April 30 has the Bocce folks giddy!!  It has been almost 2 years since we have traveled to a tournament to show off our stuff!  The following sharpshooting Center Bocce superstars will be on the bus:

Jeannie “Froggy”

Curtis “song master”

Russell “Big Daddy”

Sherri “BKT Killer” (Bocce Kiiller Totally)

Tempest “Barbie girl”

Spencer “handsome dude”

Bryan “stink bomb”

Sean “triathlete superstar”

Pam V “the chatty patty”

Center hit women- Kelly “Bryan hush”

Center mafia boss Margie- “boss lady”

Lee and Victoria Jennings - “Love Birds”

Early projections for my bocce performance in my first USA bocce tournament is 2nd.......from last!!  Getting back to the norm is so important for those with disabilities and the Center should be commended for keeping our doors mostly open through this pandemic crap!!  I will keep you posted on our trials and tribulations in preparation for our journey in the Bocce world in Kansas City!!  Please keep coach George in your prayers!

B in T from the Center Nut  House!

B in T notes:

B in T Way too Early Top 25:

1. Alabama - Bryce Young at QB and Grumpy Saban coach are back so why not!
2. Ohio State - C J Stroud at QB should get the Buckeyes ahead of Georgia!
3. Georgia - QB Stetson Bennett will be back in Bulldog land in 2022 thus they have dropped to a projected 3rd!
4. Texas A&M - 2022 number 1 rated recruiting class with an average of 4.3 stars in a class of 22!
5. Note Dame - always a bridesmaid and never a bride!
6. Utah - they play football in Utah!?!?
7. Michigan - Harbaugh with the Lions, Bob Stoops to Michigan, why not?
8. Clemson - Dabo retires to a farm in Clemson......in 2030!
9. Oklahoma - Venables D is incredible but the O is slow to take!
10. Oklahoma State - ex Vanderbilt HC is the real deal for Pokes defense!
11. Oregon - the Ducks are somewhat mighty!
12. Wake Forest - great reclamation project.    
13. Baylor  - someone give coach Aranado a pro deal!  Get him out of the Big 12, he too damn good!!
14. Arkansas - coach Pittman is running for Governor of Arkansas!!
15. Houston - need the Cougars to win so coach Holgersen can get a new piece.......hairpiece!
16. Michigan State - Big 10 is well represented in this poll!
17. Kentucky - Coach Mark Stoops is trying to get brother Bob to be his D-Coordinator! 
18. Iowa - the Hawkeyes are offering Bob a job too!
19. Wisconsin - brother Bob would be the Badger HC if Caleb William would have transferred to the beautiful weather of Madison!  Bob loved Caleb!
20. Cincinnati - TU is not their bitch this year!
21. Pittsburg - unfamiliar territory for the Panthers two years in a row!
22. Coastal Carolina - love their turquoise uniforms!
23. Bixby - B in T always has a surprise high school team!
24. Texas - my second surprise high school team!  Ha!
25. Iowa State - just seeing if Kevin reads this Shat!

Also Received votes:

Ole Miss, Tulsa, Pittsburg, LSU, Jenks, Florida, Jacksonville Jaguars, Kansas State

No More Fad Diets After Retirement!

2022 New Faces at TU Football!

      ***Anthony Watkins***

Get used to seeing some new faces in the end zone for the following programs. These teams have the smallest amount of Transfer and Returning Production on offense coming into the 2022 season.

Tulsa  19%

Western Michigan  21%

Washington State  21%

Iowa State  26%

Kent State  26%

B in T Sports Transactions:

USC gets:

HC prima donna Lincoln Riley 

QB ‘Karen’ Caleb Williams

Oklahoma gets:

OC Jeff Lebby GOAT offensive coordinator!

Ole Miss gets:

QB Jaxson Dart, who?

TE Michael Trigg, never heard of them!

San Antonio Spurs Coach Popovich with LBJ Hat!!??

Jimbo Fisher is Paying Recruits through NIL?!?  

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Texas A&M coach Jimbo Fisher had scathing words for critics who claimed the Aggies landed the top recruiting class in history by paying players under the table or using NIL money to entice players to campus.  Coach Fisher called the Oklahoma fan site a bunch of ‘poopheads’ for accusing A&M of putting together a 500 million dollar trust fund for football players!  The Aggies have been accused of breaking luxury tax laws by some prominent coaches!!  Coach Fisher was upset when TMZ discover pictures of the 2022 recruiting class of 22 all wearing custom-fit Armani suits to their first team meeting!!  Evidently, they just hit the motherload of suit NIL deals!

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2021 Buyouts for Fired Coaches:

Bryan Harsin Auburn $18.3M (inevitable) one and done!  

Ed Orgeron $17M LSU - National Champion to unemployed in the Bahamas in 2 years!

Dan Mullen $12M Florida - he road that horse for a long time!

Gary Patterson $12M TCU - rumored to be the next DC for the Dallas Cowboys!

Clay Helton $10M - USC - replaced by Benedict Arnold Lincoln!

Jimmy Lake $9.9M Washington - 

Justin Fuente $8.7M - Virginia Tech via Tulsa Union - new Hawaii coach possible, great gig

Matt Wells $7.4M - ex TU stud coach 

Rod Carey $4M - Temple - small change for the Owls!

Manny Diaz $4M - Miami - good coach with a clean record even though he is the new DC at Penn State!

Steve Addazio $3M - Colorado State - now the Offensive line coach at Texas A&M with a huge pay increase!!  No Shat!

Skip Holtz $3M - son of Lou, fired at Louisana Tech and now coach of the USFL’s Birmingham Stallions

Walt Bell $940K - UMass - he was only with the Minutemen for a minute!!

Chad Lundsford $800K - Georgia Southern - fired in September after going 1-3!!

Chip Lindsey $700K - Troy - he is now OC at UCF replacing James Killian former QB at TU!

Tom Arth $640K - Akron - 

Randy Edsall $400K - UConn - he kinda retired after his second stent!

Total $112.7M!!!!

US National Debt 1958 - 114.8M!!

In Pandemic times many Universities could use these funds to keep their academic staff brethren and sisterhood afloat!!

College Basketball Picks:

ORU 78 S Dakota State 75

The Jackrabbits hip hopped to a 16 point lead at halftime when guards Max Abmas and Isaac McBride came to life for 38 second-half points!!

Oklahoma 73 Oklahoma State 68

According to my stat analysis department, the Sooners have a 32.768% chance of making the big dance!!

Kentucky 83 at Arkansas 80

Wildcat coach Calipari was extremely perplexed about getting a technical foul for excessive use if hair spray!!

Iowa State 76 at Kansas State 75

The Clones have a solid chance at the 11th seed in a Banger, Maine airplane hanger recently changed to a 2500 seat basketball auditorium!

East Carolina 72 Tulsa 66

East Carolina is a solid 11th place in the AAC rankings and Tulsa will watch the conference championship for the two screens at The Buccaneer Bar!

Have a great sports week!

Bryan in Tulsa

by B in T - FakedOutSports, syndicated in SoonerPolitics.org

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Bob’s Bail Bonds and Car Wash (Chicago, IL) Big Brother Bill’s Psychic Palm Reading and Bed & Breakfast (Tulsa, OK) MR Bait, Fishing Tackle and Homemade Fudge Shop (Boulder, CO) Weh’s Wiener Wagon and Dry Cleaners, Lawrence, Kansas T-Brew’s Cockroach Farm and Pizza Palace, Tulsa, OK Dr. Richard Stephens DDS Roy Thomason Retired Sigma Chi TU