Bryan in Tulsa
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Bocce Ball is Back at the Center for Physically Limited:
My Center family has been fighting a pandemic for almost 2 years and we will continue to fight this dirty dog until the cows come home!! Our beloved Bocce coach George has fought some serious illness lately and our prayers are with him and his sister Jeannie!! They are the Bocce ball legends at our Center and have forgotten more than I will ever know about Bocce ball!! They have kept B in T in tournaments despite his loud, obnoxious and cocky mouth! Bocce Ball at the Center has been a constant for the folks here and the possibility of us going to Kansas City for a Regionally sanctioned USA Tournament on April 30 has the Bocce folks giddy!! It has been almost 2 years since we have traveled to a tournament to show off our stuff! The following sharpshooting Center Bocce superstars will be on the bus:
Jeannie “Froggy”
Curtis “song master”
Russell “Big Daddy”
Sherri “BKT Killer” (Bocce Kiiller Totally)
Tempest “Barbie girl”
Spencer “handsome dude”
Bryan “stink bomb”
Sean “triathlete superstar”
Pam V “the chatty patty”
Center hit women- Kelly “Bryan hush”
Center mafia boss Margie- “boss lady”
Lee and Victoria Jennings - “Love Birds”
Early projections for my bocce performance in my first USA bocce tournament is 2nd.......from last!! Getting back to the norm is so important for those with disabilities and the Center should be commended for keeping our doors mostly open through this pandemic crap!! I will keep you posted on our trials and tribulations in preparation for our journey in the Bocce world in Kansas City!! Please keep coach George in your prayers!
B in T from the Center Nut House!
B in T notes:
B in T Way too Early Top 25:
- Alabama - Bryce Young at QB and Grumpy Saban coach are back so why not!
- Ohio State - C J Stroud at QB should get the Buckeyes ahead of Georgia!
- Georgia - QB Stetson Bennett will be back in Bulldog land in 2022 thus they have dropped to a projected 3rd!
- Texas A&M - 2022 number 1 rated recruiting class with an average of 4.3 stars in a class of 22!
- Note Dame - always a bridesmaid and never a bride!
- Utah - they play football in Utah!?!?
- Michigan - Harbaugh with the Lions, Bob Stoops to Michigan, why not?
- Clemson - Dabo retires to a farm in Clemson......in 2030!
- Oklahoma - Venables D is incredible but the O is slow to take!
- Oklahoma State - ex Vanderbilt HC is the real deal for Pokes defense!
- Oregon - the Ducks are somewhat mighty!
- Wake Forest - great reclamation project.
- Baylor - someone give coach Aranado a pro deal! Get him out of the Big 12, he too damn good!!
- Arkansas - coach Pittman is running for Governor of Arkansas!!
- Houston - need the Cougars to win so coach Holgersen can get a new piece.......hairpiece!
- Michigan State - Big 10 is well represented in this poll!
- Kentucky - Coach Mark Stoops is trying to get brother Bob to be his D-Coordinator!
- Iowa - the Hawkeyes are offering Bob a job too!
- Wisconsin - brother Bob would be the Badger HC if Caleb William would have transferred to the beautiful weather of Madison! Bob loved Caleb!
- Cincinnati - TU is not their bitch this year!
- Pittsburg - unfamiliar territory for the Panthers two years in a row!
- Coastal Carolina - love their turquoise uniforms!
- Bixby - B in T always has a surprise high school team!
- Texas - my second surprise high school team! Ha!
- Iowa State - just seeing if Kevin reads this Shat!
Also Received votes:
Ole Miss, Tulsa, Pittsburg, LSU, Jenks, Florida, Jacksonville Jaguars, Kansas State
No More Fad Diets After Retirement!
2022 New Faces at TU Football!
***Anthony Watkins***
Get used to seeing some new faces in the end zone for the following programs. These teams have the smallest amount of Transfer and Returning Production on offense coming into the 2022 season.
Tulsa 19%
Western Michigan 21%
Washington State 21%
Iowa State 26%
Kent State 26%
B in T Sports Transactions:
USC gets:
HC prima donna Lincoln Riley
QB ‘Karen’ Caleb Williams
Oklahoma gets:
OC Jeff Lebby GOAT offensive coordinator!
Ole Miss gets:
QB Jaxson Dart, who?
TE Michael Trigg, never heard of them!
San Antonio Spurs Coach Popovich with LBJ Hat!!??
Jimbo Fisher is Paying Recruits through NIL?!?
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Texas A&M coach Jimbo Fisher had scathing words for critics who claimed the Aggies landed the top recruiting class in history by paying players under the table or using NIL money to entice players to campus. Coach Fisher called the Oklahoma fan site a bunch of ‘poopheads’ for accusing A&M of putting together a 500 million dollar trust fund for football players! The Aggies have been accused of breaking luxury tax laws by some prominent coaches!! Coach Fisher was upset when TMZ discover pictures of the 2022 recruiting class of 22 all wearing custom-fit Armani suits to their first team meeting!! Evidently, they just hit the motherload of suit NIL deals!
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2021 Buyouts for Fired Coaches:
Bryan Harsin Auburn $18.3M (inevitable) one and done!
Ed Orgeron $17M LSU - National Champion to unemployed in the Bahamas in 2 years!
Dan Mullen $12M Florida - he road that horse for a long time!
Gary Patterson $12M TCU - rumored to be the next DC for the Dallas Cowboys!
Clay Helton $10M - USC - replaced by Benedict Arnold Lincoln!
Jimmy Lake $9.9M Washington -
Justin Fuente $8.7M - Virginia Tech via Tulsa Union - new Hawaii coach possible, great gig
Matt Wells $7.4M - ex TU stud coach
Rod Carey $4M - Temple - small change for the Owls!
Manny Diaz $4M - Miami - good coach with a clean record even though he is the new DC at Penn State!
Steve Addazio $3M - Colorado State - now the Offensive line coach at Texas A&M with a huge pay increase!! No Shat!
Skip Holtz $3M - son of Lou, fired at Louisana Tech and now coach of the USFL’s Birmingham Stallions
Walt Bell $940K - UMass - he was only with the Minutemen for a minute!!
Chad Lundsford $800K - Georgia Southern - fired in September after going 1-3!!
Chip Lindsey $700K - Troy - he is now OC at UCF replacing James Killian former QB at TU!
Tom Arth $640K - Akron -
Randy Edsall $400K - UConn - he kinda retired after his second stent!
Total $112.7M!!!!
US National Debt 1958 - 114.8M!!
In Pandemic times many Universities could use these funds to keep their academic staff brethren and sisterhood afloat!!
College Basketball Picks:
ORU 78 S Dakota State 75
The Jackrabbits hip hopped to a 16 point lead at halftime when guards Max Abmas and Isaac McBride came to life for 38 second-half points!!
Oklahoma 73 Oklahoma State 68
According to my stat analysis department, the Sooners have a 32.768% chance of making the big dance!!
Kentucky 83 at Arkansas 80
Wildcat coach Calipari was extremely perplexed about getting a technical foul for excessive use if hair spray!!
Iowa State 76 at Kansas State 75
The Clones have a solid chance at the 11th seed in a Banger, Maine airplane hanger recently changed to a 2500 seat basketball auditorium!
East Carolina 72 Tulsa 66
East Carolina is a solid 11th place in the AAC rankings and Tulsa will watch the conference championship for the two screens at The Buccaneer Bar!
Have a great sports week!
Bryan in Tulsa
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