Bryan in Tulsa
70ish DAYS TILL COLLEGE FOOTBALL‼️
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has gone away till September, just humidity, pop up mini showers, humidity and HEAT!!
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Bobblehead Sports:
Gus just turned 11 years old, he and Papa do not do as much Hot Wheels as before but we occasionally get the track out and have a few thousand races or until the old guy falls asleep ‼️ His time is occupied by, PlayStation, playing soccer, and girls!! Geesh! They grow up way too soon!! But a Hot Wheels A Thon will be coming to Gus and Papa B in T soon! Also, Can't wait to watch him play soccer at TU‼️
B in T notes:
I received the best Father's Day gift ever‼️
Trane your own dog to pick up his doody and other family doggy doody! Even your family cat doody
🏈Worse Tailgate Foods Ever:
BBCCD con Huevos:
Judging from the recipe BBCCD means "Bacon Burger Chili Cheese Dog," because it's all of those things topped with a fried egg and served on a bun. But BBCCD should really stand for "Beware Because Consuming Causes Diharia!." In fact, the end of the directions state, "I don't recommend moving very much, during or after eating." Don't worry, you won't be able to‼️
Strawberry Margarita Shots! Actually Beer is much safer!! That's the answer to the question of "What should I drink at a tailgate party?" Strawberry Margis will guarantee red puke of groceries at halftime! Ask my son Bry at an OSU Cowboy game! With a date!! Yuck!!
Taco Soup:
A taco is just a taco! Just bring 40 Party Tacos from Taco Bell and call it a day!
Eggs in a bag:
By August 23rd kickoff, eggs will be 20 bucks a dozen so nothing with eggs, PERIOD. Also deviled eggs in 100-degree heat is no bueno‼️
Anchovies Deviled Eggs 🤮🤮
Bacon-Wrapped, Cheese-Filled Brats:
Dangerous, bite into a freshly cooked plump brat and the boiling hot juices will put an eye out!! True Shat, Bro, Google it!
Touchdown Tuna Pizza:
Never put it near a football tailgate!! The name alone makes me gag!
Pickled Eggs:
The smell and the cost of eggs make this out for tailgates! Maybe hoity-toity SMU could swing it!
Surprise Appetizer Spread:
AKA- The Atomic Blowout, was tried at a Tailgator at TU pregame party and half of the crew did not make the game because of stomach issues!!
True story according to TMZ Sports!!
🏈Lear Jet NIL deals for the Rich and Famous:
Texas A&M QB Marcel Reed has signed an NIL deal with the private jet company ENG Aviation Group✈️ Reed joins Quinn Ewers, Jaxson Dart, and Carson Beck as the only college athletes with a private jet deal!
Jacson Dart. (Ole Miss):
He signed with Nicholas Air, becoming one of the first college athletes to do so. His deal covers travel, training, philanthropic activities and whoochy mama parties‼️
Quinn Evers (Texas):
Ewers also signed an NIL deal with a private jet company. The specific details of his deal are undisclosed due to the nature of the product shipments to Bolivia‼️ This is real bro‼️
Carson Beck (Georgia):
Beck joined Ewers and Dart in signing a private jet NIL deal. His deal allows him to use private jets for various purposes including trips to the local Humpty Dumpty grocery store‼️ No shat bro!
Marcel Reed (Texas A&M):
Reed recently inked an NIL deal with a private jet company, becoming the fourth college football player to do so. The specific details of his deal are not mentioned due to the young age of Marcel‼️
Noah Fifita (Arizona):
Fifita signed a deal with Alevion Aviation a private jet charter and aircraft management company, along with an undisclosed teammate$$$‼️‼️ This deal grants them a certain number of hours on Alerion's aircraft!
B in T MLB:
Cardinals
I know it seems like I bitch about my Redbirds all the gosh dang time, so here is some positive B in T vibes:
Since May 4th, the Cardinals have the best winning percentage (.700) in the National League and the most wins (25) and are tied with the Tigers for most wins in MLB over that period‼️
Cubs
I Love the Cubbies when they're losing! Only the Pittsburgh Pirates are under .500 in the NL Central! Cubs star Sushi Suzuki has 16 home runs with 55 RBIs! He is another Japanese player to excel in Chicago! Suzuki was adopted at a young age by Lamba Chi brother and friend of the B in T blog Bobby Curran! Good guy!
Royals
After 2 week rookie Jac Calgonioni ranked by MLB Pipeline as the number 10 prospect in baseball -- joined Bo Jackson (1986) as just the second player in Royals history to tally a four-hit outing within his first six big league games‼️
Dodgers
The team with Ohtani, Betts, Freeman and others has struggled to stay ahead of the Padres recently with a one-game lead for first. Pitching injuries have hurt especially the starters. Look for a possible trade or a call-up from OKC soon!
Astros
The STROS are on fire and have a 5 game lead on the rest of the so-called best of the AL West!
Have a great sports weekend!
Bryan in Tulsa
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