The Tulsa Twister Boccia Center is on the road again‼️
Sean “The Rampinator”, Sean once put his boccia ball so high on the ramp it put a hole in the cement wall at the Center, true shat‼️ Google it!!In the middle Lee “The Tootinator”,at practice Lee bent over to gather his boccia balls and coiffured a noise so loud that the Center was put on lockdown ‼️ Google it, I DARE YA‼️ Finally Bryan “Foghorn Leghorninator” talks so loud that he is only allowed in the following Boccia tournaments: Nome, Alaska Boccia 2029 Tourney, and the Helsinki, Finland Boccia Tournament in 2026, but he must wear a muzzle‼️ They are all shown here practicing for the Endeavor Games‼️ This tournament will be held at the UCO Campus this Saturday at 8am in Edmond Oklahoma and will be a good warm-up for Nationals! Go Center Twisters‼️We will see ya there‼️
Other Center Twisters:
-Steven “Ramp King”
-Nate “The Rookie”
-Susan “The Sweet Boccia Ball Killer”
-Victoria “The Better Boccia Half of Lee”
Good Luck!
Bryan in Tulsa:
Lee and Lionel Weather Forecast
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Different devices can be used to float in Oklahoma during a flood!! Deep Fork River was up 18’3” by simply looking at the top of Ugly Johns Boat store being 3 feet underwater! True shat‼️ Dats how we measure lake levels in Oklahoma!
Lots of rain in T Town last week‼️
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Bobblehead Sports:
NEVER A DULL MOMENT‼️
Dance party with the OKC Grands‼️
Saturday Movie Night and Dad’s bday party with Tulsa Grands‼️
B in T notes:
🏈Top College Football Tailgate Games
1 Cornhole- Tulsa University Cornhole:
2 Dunktank with opponent on the dunk seat! Usually a great fundraiser! Most college campuses want to fire a coach so what better way to do it than a dunk tank!! No costly buy out, just take it out on a coach by putting him in the wet seat!!
3 Beer Pong or Dr. Pepper Pong for kids!!
Dr. Pepper Pong
Same as beer pong, kids have mass quantities of sugar and pass out at halftime from a sugar high!
Beer Pong
What do people do at a tailgate? Well, If you’re new to the spirit and community-building aspects of tailgating, you may be curious about the meaning of these classic tailgate games. In short, it generally describes an onslaught of casual and often competitive games that people play while waiting for the real competition to start! Tailgate games are essential to a pregame experience that centers on togetherness and good-natured fun with a beer buzz or a D P sugar buzz!!
⚾️ATTENTION‼️ ATTENTION‼️ATTENTION‼️
The Rockies have been eliminated from playoff contention‼️
🏈OSSAA Preseason Top 10 5A Football 2025
Noble Bears
Carl Albert Titans
BK Comets
Duncan Demons
Claremore Zebras
Pryor Tigers
Elgin Owl
Durant Lions
🏈A woman sat next to Travis Hunter on a plane, not knowing he was a famous athlete, and she had nothing but nice things to say about him.
“I had the most wonderful flight home from Denver. I met the nicest young man who sat next to me. He offered to put my bag in the overhead compartment and helped me with my tray. He was always polite, saying “yes ma’am” or “no ma’am.” Anyone would be proud to have him as a son or grandson-so polite.”
🏈AVERAGE SIZE OF DIVISION I RECRUITS IN 2024:
QB: 6'1-6'4 - 190+
RB: 5'9-6'1 - 195+
WR: 5'11-6'4 - 180+
TE: 6'3-6'7 - 230+
OL: 6'2-6'8 - 290+
DL: 6'1-6'4 - 260+
LB: 6'-6'3 - 220+
DB: 5'11-6'3 - 180+
Local College Recruits Sizes 2025:
Oklahoma St. Tulsa
QB 6’4” 225 5’6” 149
RB 6’5” 255 5’7” 249
WR 6’1” 185. 5’4” 130
TE 6’8” 260 6’1” 220
OL 6’6.5” 330 6’2” 269
DL 6’7” 305 5’10.5” 305
LB 6’4” 245 5’10” 202
DB 6’3” 210. 5’9” 170
Cardinals
Ollie Marmol’s job is still in jeopardy if he does not win 15 in a row SOON! Just sayin’ folks! The Redbird fans are still wanting Molina, Pujols, and Wainwright back to be Tri-Head Coaches! STAT!!
Cubs
The Cubs are in first and the Redbirds are breathing down their Cubby furry bear necks!
Royals
The next Sid Finch, fo real yo!
Predestined (that word used for brother Jay to show how B in T has ) Superstar 1B-OF Jac Calglione moved up to The AAA Omaha Royals!! So far in AA he has 25 Dingers, 75 RBIs and 32 phone numbers of young ladies at Oneok Park, visitors' dugout seats‼️True shat!
Sid Finch
Dodgers
Dodgers pitching staff has numerous injuries and have called up the entire Tulsa Driller AA pitching staff ‼️‼️ Even the Driller coaching staff and the Grounds Crew have been called up!! Google it‼️ I dare u‼️
Astros
The Stros are 3 games behind Seattle for first place!! B in T picked the Stros to boat race the Supersonics for the West Division‼️
Have a great sports weekend!
Bryan in Tulsa
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