Bryan in Tulsa:
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Back from the St Louis Bocce Tournament and there was no need for a bailbondsman‼️ Thank God 🙏 - Steven our Bocce ramp machine received his first USA Bocce sanctioned medal ‼️ Bronze in BC3 Ramp Division‼️ This young man has been at it for four years. We are proud of him and his ramp operator Mac‼️
BC5 contestants Lee BC and Bryan Foghorn Leghorn finished just outside of the medals but represented with 3 wins each!! Army veteran Sue played with the Twisters in her first sanctioned tournament and was very competitive!! She overcame the antics on the bus ride and she now knows not to sit by Foghorn Leghorn!! Mr Leghorn is now in concussion protocol thanks to our coach Margie, when he was literally conked in the head by a box of Bocce Balls from the top of the bus! He keeps talking to himself and answering his own questions! But this is normal and he should be unconcussion protocolled by KC Tourney‼️
See ya in Kansas City!‼️
Lee and Lionel Weather Forecast
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I asked the Bob Mills Weather Center: Ok WTFrick is ‘ponding’ Alan Crone?
To B in T, you ignorant slut-
‘Road ponding is essentially standing water on the road surface, which can be a safety hazard and contribute to road deterioration’‼️ Alan C.
A famous quote by B in T:
“Don't drive into high water, and especially don't drive into water high‼️”
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Bobblehead Sports:
Ana wearing Papi’s 1952 TU helmet, where in most cases, wearing no helmet was safer‼️ Hehe‼️Yes those are Lambda Chi alum JMac Howell’s Mardi Gra beads around her neck!! The party never stops at Mimi and Papi’s house with the grands‼️
B in T notes:
🏈Best College Football Traveling Fans:
- Nebraska Cornhuskers: Nebraska fans are legendary for their loyalty and willingness to travel, often filling stadiums across the country!! Plus nothing else to do in Nebraska!!
- Texas Longhorns: With a massive alumni network and a storied football program, Texas fans frequently travel to support their team! They also like to meet new peeps and find new meth suppliers!!
- Alabama Crimson Tide: Alabama has a passionate fan base that travels well, especially for significant games and bowl appearances!
- Michigan Wolverines: Michigan fans are known to travel extensively, especially for rivalry games and bowl games! It can be -10 degrees in October, Google it smartie pants!!
- Ohio State Buckeyes: Ohio State fans have a reputation for showing up in large numbers at away games and bowl games!
- Florida Gators: The Gators have a strong following that travels well, particularly during bowl season! Bring extra cheerleaders to Norman please!
- LSU Tigers: LSU fans are known for their dedication and often travel well, especially to major bowl games! Bring a horse bridle for the Tiger wives that includes both the headstall holds a bit that goes in the mouth of a horse, and reins that are attached to the bit!!! Again My Space it or Tweeker it on Facebook if your a hater‼️
- Oklahoma Sooners - if the game is against Ok State, Tulsa, Arkansas, or OCU the fan travel is earth-shattering! 1,000s will travel‼️
- Oklahoma State - same as OU, they have scheduled Tulsa at Chapman for 30 years straight! 100,000s of fans travel awesomely to T Town!!
- Tulsa - TU fans travel in 10s and 100s to Stillwater, Norman, Fayetteville, Union, Jenks, Owasso and Bixby!! Automatic for Jami, I and our two dogs traveling to Bixby on a Friday night!! The tailgate parties have an aroma of hamburgers and hoochy hooch in the air!!
Bixby Tailgater
⚾️Keith Hernandez, George Hendrck, Willie McGee, and if u look 👀real close u will see a young B in T on the right side 5th row, pounding down a Busch Lite‼️
🏈Prime Time Colorado Coach Dione Sanders is now the highest paid HC in the Big 12! Just signed a 5 year 54 million dollar contract with a 1.1 billion dollar buyout‼️
B in T MLB:
Cardinals
Lars Nootbaar was on the wrong truck during the #STLCards Opening Day vehicle caravan around the Busch Stadium warning track. However, it was his only faux pas of the day as he drilled a two-run HR and scorched a 109.8 mph single in a 5-3 victory‼️ Lars is fo real yo‼️
Cubs
If you put the Cubs and the Red Bird’s pitching staffs together you might have a decent Triple-A staff!
Royals
Bobby Witt III is off to an ok start and is not the hot stud everybody is watching! The next Mesiah to Bobby Witt Jr, Jac Calgione at 6’5” 250 lb started his AA Minor League debut in B in T’s Tulsa town by going 1 for 5 with two RBIs!! B in T was in attendance in his bedroom with his old Radio Shack headphones listening to the NW Arkansas Royals rally from 10 runs down in the 8th inning to beat my Drillers 12-11‼️ Thanks in part to the the Mesiah, Jac!!
Dodgers
The Dodgers started the season with 10 straight wins in a row which put them on a pace to win infinite games in a row‼️ Plans are already being made to have Ludacris sing at the tickertape parade!
State Farm Commercial and the Dodger World Series parade! Ludacris is BACK‼️
Astros
The ‘Stros like the Cards are 4-7 ish, and the Stros feel like they are just revving their engines, while the Birds will be firing everyone except YADI our SAVIOR‼️
Have a great sports weekend!
Bryan in Tulsa
Great Masters‼️
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