Tuesday, April 8, 2025

As predicted SEC dominates the Hoops!

Bryan in Tulsa


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The Tulsa Twister Center Boccia Team is headed to Saint Louis for the Mississippi River Regional!!  The 10th and 11th of April will have some of the best Paralympic Boccia players from the nation!!  Our team will have Lee BC (butt crack) Jennings who finished 6th in the nationals in 2024!!  When Lee picks his Boccia Balls up from the floor his BC shows ๐Ÿ‘€โ€ผ๏ธ Our second Boccia para-athlete, Steven โ€˜the Boccia Ramp Machineโ€™, won three matches against tough competition in nationals last year!! The only incident in the nationals was when Lee, Steven and Bryan AKA: Foghorn Leghorn jacked the Center van and tried to go to Hooters!! They were caught and reprimanded by the Center Mafia head Margie! Haha! The last Boccia para-athlete is B and T Foghorn Leghorn who is known for his loud mouth and loudness from other areas of his backsideโ€ผ๏ธ

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Go Tulsa Boccia Twistersโ€ผ๏ธ

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Lee and Lionel Weather

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Alan is AIโ€ผ๏ธ

Spring has Sprung and so have my allergies!! Alan Crone never sneezes on air!!  Every morning when I wake up to the 5 am Bob Mills Weather Center Mrs B in T  and I sneeze at least 15 times while Alan never sneezes!! I believe Alan is AI and if you look really closely to his eyes u can see wires and microchipsโ€ผ๏ธ Google it and you will agree with my urban legend theoryโ€ผ๏ธ

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In this picture he is either AI or a stoned Alanโ€ผ๏ธ or both๐Ÿคฃ

๐ŸŒžThis week should be slightly cold but no rain with plenty of sunshineโ€ผ๏ธ



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Bobblehead Sports:

Here are my two sons and only one of them is fortunate to be married to the young lady in the picture! Happy Saint Patty Dayโ€ผ๏ธ Luv u guys!! โ˜˜๏ธโ˜˜๏ธโ˜˜๏ธโ˜˜๏ธโ˜˜๏ธโ˜˜๏ธโ˜˜๏ธโ˜˜๏ธโ˜˜๏ธโ˜˜๏ธ

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B in T notes:


๐Ÿ”ด๐Ÿ”ตโšช๏ธ/โ›ณ๏ธThe only sporting event quieter than The Masters is the USA Boccia Nationals!! Being quiet is not in my repertoireโ€ผ๏ธ

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โšพ๏ธWhile this new style of MLB cap worked out just fine for the vast majority of teams throughout the league, the hat for the Texas Rangers caused some problems for anyone who speaks Spanish!The Rangers' version of the hat featured the team's "T" logo superimposed over the word "Texas." Unfortunately, the "T" logo went right overtop of the "X" in Texas, making the hat look as if it said "Tetas," which is a Spanish vulgarity for a woman's breastsโ€ผ๏ธ

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๐ŸˆTheir is a special college football cap with โ€˜Tuck Fexasโ€™ on it!!

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Loved by Sooner Nationโ€ผ๏ธ


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Cardinals

The Cardinals have started the season like they want Marmol canned much faster than even I wanted!! Arenado and his salary is still with the team! I love it!! A number if baseball folks say the birdies will be 82-80 with Arenado! Geesh!  82-80 might win the Centralโ€ผ๏ธ


Cubs


The Cubby Bear roster is a good combination of youth and veteran talent! Strategically mixing and matching these players in order to best utilize them will need a magic touch  from manager Craig Counsell or he will be sent down to the Iowa Cubs by all-star break!!

A few of these examples include youngster Pete Crow-Armstrong being surrounded by Kyle Tucker and Ian Happ in the outfield. In the infield, rookie third baseman Matt Shaw will work alongside Jon Berti, Justin Turner, and even another younger player in Gage Workman. On the other side of the diamond, first baseman Michael Busch will see the vast majority of the playing time, but Turner will also back him up.

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Royals


Kansas City, Missouri, Mayor Quinton Lucas said last week the city has offered more than $1 billion to the Royals to help the team build a new downtown stadium or renovate Kauffman Stadium! Kansas City, Missouri, Mayor Quinton Lucas said Tuesday the city has offered more than $1 billion to the Royals to help the team build a new downtown stadium or renovate Kauffman Stadium!!

โ€œWe do have, I think, a very robust offer that combines state and local incentives,โ€ Lucas said. โ€œItโ€™s my view that gets you to a $1.2 to $1.4 billion range with no tax increase. It doesnโ€™t calculate or include the current Jackson County sales tax.โ€

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Dodgers


The 2025 Major League Baseball season gets fully underway with games, games and more games! One team is the overwhelming favorite to win the World Series โ€” the Los Angeles Dodgers. The Dodgers, who are the defending champions, are led by Japanese superstar and the biggest name in baseball, Shohei Ohtani. And they may have an even better team this season!!  Who cares!! Let the money-hungry and billion-dollar payroll Corn Dodgers buy another World Series in 2025! Who cares! Biiioootches!โ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ I hope my brother is happyโ€ผ๏ธ ๐Ÿคฎ 


Astros


Cubs Cam Smith is an Astro!


On March 27, 2023, Cam Smith was a Florida State freshman batting .264 with 28 strikeouts through his first 21 college games. Exactly two years later, he was spending Opening Day as a member of the Astros.

Smith has just 32 games of pro experience, making his rise to an Opening Day roster the third quickest in major league history, since the Draft era began in 1965. Only Pete Incaviglia of the 1986 Rangers (zero games) and John Olerud of the 1990 Blue Jays (six) did it quickerโ€ผ๏ธ


Have a great sports weekend!


Bryan in Tulsa


by B in T - FakedOutSports, syndicated in SoonerPolitics.org




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