Bryan in Tulsa
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Please TU football……these girls deserve a victory!!!
B in T notes:
Tulsa’s former QB star, Dane Evans, is rubbing more Hurricane magic on the Rams after a big win over Bixby and Jenks!!
B in T College picks:
Illinois 34 at Nebraska 28
Illinois star RB Nicky Nagurski, the great-great-grandson of Bronko, ran over the Cornshuckers for almost 3 cornfields of yardage, and 1,200 ears of corn!! The Cornhuskers will take on the mighty Oregon Ducks of the new 23-team conglomerate called the Big 2 Dozen minus - 1! WTF! Can Tulsa get in that? No one will notice!!
Oklahoma State 42 Utah 31
I have repeated numerous time that OkState is my new favorite Big 16 team and was picked by B in T to win the Conference until I'm ORANGE in the face!! Hahahahaha!!!
What are the Utah Utes? The university has supported the Ute Indian Tribe since 1972, and the athletic department officially adopted the nickname with their permission. The university's website encourages the community to learn more about the Ute people's culture, heritage, and history!!
QB Bowman is on fire and seems to be rated ahead of a number of nationally rated Heisman Candidates!! After throwing for 301 yards and 4 TDs, the Cowboy fans started chanting - Heisman! Heisman! Heisman! Stillwater has done run out of Orange face paint!!
Oklahoma 38 Tennessee 31
ESPN GAMEDAY ALERT‼️
ESPN GAMEDAY ALERT‼️
ESPN GAMEDAY ALERT‼️
Huge accident when the Sooner Schooner derailed while the show was live on the air to billions!! One of the Schooner wheels ran smack dab over Kirk Herbstreits head!! The good news was he was un-injured and his head shrunk back to normal size!!
A win here and a win next week in the Wed Wiver Wivalry will go far in getting the Sooner's respect in the stacked SEC!!
Gavin Sawchuk runs for 104 yards and 1 TD, white QBs can't run, Jackson Arnold, runs for 115 yards and 2 TDs, while passing for 1 TD and 189 yards!! No picks and one fumbled snap!! Good day for the OU current QB!
Tennessee coach Heupel seems to put on 20 pounds after each loss, so let's get that Weight Watchers diet started STAT!!! Tennessee’s new 7-foot QB Dolf Klink from Stuttgart, Germany completed 19-28 passes for 3 touchdowns and 2 dead birds!
UCF 8 years ago, 2015
Tennessee 2023
Really seems like he has won a few games in the SEC!! Eat more fiber and Bran flakes, Josh!
Auburn 34 Arkansas 24
Jordan Hare Stadium
The Razorbacks fear no one but landing in the middle of Jordan Hare Stadium can be scary on Gameday!! The Hag Faithfull are awesome and wear different Hog snout costumes to each game!!
This middle-aged hog fan was escorted out of a popular Auburn bar called The Hound!There was a brief chest raising over which was better the popular Hog Snout (see above) or the bar Hound Snout!! Never mess with the Hound Snout in the Auburn area!! The popular bar has the best red meat in Auburn!!
Tulsa 27 at La Tech 21
Huge road upset for the Hurricane in Ruston, Louisiana!! The number 1 tourist attraction in Ruston is not the Bulldogs football team but the Lady Techsters who have a huge following in women's basketball!! Years of wins, basketball domination, and accomplishments in a female sport, have given the Lady Techies a mark in the history books!! Similar to women's golf at TU in the '70s and '80s the Lady Techsters were the pride of women collegiate sports!!
The Bulldogs were fired up for their game against TU, so fired up that they forgot to turn on the ultraviolet lights that take two hours to turn on!! Sooo around 9:30 pm Ruston time the game started!! The normal bedtime for most of the Tulsa Happy Timer ‘Cane Club Rowdies’ is 9:00 PM and wake up at 5:30 AM with GrapeNuts and Grapefruit! Freshman RB Avant is a last-minute plug for Heisman according to my TMZ Sports contact Mikey Dodson!!
KState 26 at BYU 21
K State Wildcats crate the BYU Cougars!! The Wildcat dive left, dive right, and complete a 6-yard pass for a first down offense puts teams in a coma, and before u know it the game is over!! This happened to BYU!!
West Virginia 41 Kansas 33
What happens in Morgantown stays in Morgantown!!
Ewwwwwwww!
Iowa 16 at Minnesota 16
The Hawkeye-Golden Gopher game was called a tie after 12 overtimes when neither team could score a single point!
Beer sales stopped at
TCF Bank Stadium at
3 am in the morning!! Dedication!
Colorado 35 Baylor 30
The Buffs and Primetime are on a 2 game-winning streak and are already talking smack to the Big 14!!
Iowa State 51 Arkansas State 17
The Clones went over a half a hundo for the first time since my friend Kevin H played in the 60’s!!
I believe this is the only picture of Kevin H, he was known as Crazy Crack Kevin!
Michigan 38 USC 31
The Wolverine's new coach slowed down the offensive guru-turned-turncoat Lincoln Riley!! The Michigan defense held USC to 3 points in the second half and rallied to a touchdown victory!!
B in T High School picks:
THE FIRST SIGHTING OF PUMPKIN MAN AND HIS SPECIAL BROWNIES WAS AT THE CHOCTAW FOOTBALL GAME AGAINST BIXBY!!
A mini Helicopter with an apparent Pumpkin Man figure was throwing frozen Brownies to the crazy Choctaw crowd!!
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Choctaw 34 Bixby 27
Choctaw is new to 6A and comes in like it had been in 6A for years!! A big win at home against the mighty SPARTANS! A light tussle broke out between the Bixby and Choctaw Pom Pon teams when the Spartan team accused the Choctaw Yellow Jackets of stealing their routine!! The award-winning Spartans evidently bought the famous song, by Chaka Khan, ‘I Feel For You’ from a Spartan double spy cheerleader!! True shat bro!!
Blackwell 32 at Newkirk/Shidler 20
The Shidler football team, due to small numbers, were allowed to play with Newkirk until their growth hormones kick in for the smaller Shidler footballers!
Skiatook 34 at Hale 22
Skiatook had one win last year and it was against Hale!! So the greatest picker in the history of picking, picks the Skiatook Bulldogs to beat my Hale Rangers!!
Tonkawa 31 Stroud 23
Tonkawa freshman running back Punky Beefster ran for 168 yards and three TDs against the Stroud Tigers! Punky and the whole Baucaneer team then signed a 1-year deal with Moore’s Department store in downtown Tonkawa to wear body signs for advertisement!
B in T NFL picks:
Cowboys 27 Ravens 24
The Ravens are the second-best team in the AFC, the Cowboys are the second-best team in Conference USA!! I am picking my upset special - Dallas by 3!!
Chiefs 34 at Falcons 24
A youthful Clark Hunt is the son of Lamar Hunt and the youthful face of the organization. He allows no meddling from the family members like the Prune Face Dallas Cowboys owner!! He lets the football players play and the owner's family have parties and eat caviar!!
Vikings 35 Texans 31
I have to pick against my Texans once and this is the once!!
Bears 24 at Colts 14
Da Bears have won their first road game against the Colts since the Bears beat the Baltimore Colts in 1966!!
Have a great sports weekend!
Bryan in Tulsa
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