Bryan in Tulsa
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My youngest granddaughter., Elliott, with her mom 6ft tall and beautiful, has some neat lineage!! Elliott is projected to be a 6-footer and as ornery as a rattlesnake!! The two young men on the right requested a restraining order on her in Tulsa County!! Evidently, Elliott made the boys drink 16 ounces of bubble soap!! The boys, who will remain nameless, had the poops for a week!! The mom, who will remain nameless also, dropped the restraining order and the kids are besties! ❤️❤️
B in T notes:
Barry Switzer, the former Oklahoma football coach lovingly dubbed the "King of Norman" after his Hall of Fame coaching career ended, unveiled a new brand of beer on KREF: Switzer Light Lager.
B in T College picks:
Oklahoma State 38 Arkansas 27
In my B in T very humble opinion Cowboy coach Mike Gundy is currently a top 5 coach in college football!! In his tenure at OSU, he has averaged a yearly recruiting ranking of 35 with all the Longhorns, Sooners, Bamas, etc., way ahead!! WHO GETS MORE OUT OF LESS? Coach Gundy does by far!! The Razorbacks and Coach Pittman are a feature team of B in T! We love any O-Lineman who becomes a head coach but you must win!!
State’s running back Ollie left Pistol Pete gun powder on numerous Razorback defenders’ jerseys!! In fact, he knocked over a Razorback cheerleader, felt bad, and brought her a hotdog 🌭 and diet Pepsi!! During the play!! Poke All-American linebacker, Nick Martin had 8 tackles at halftime and finished the game with 12 tackles and 2 cracked Razorback Snoopy helmets!!
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Tulsa 34 at Arkansas State 26
This game took place in Jonesboro, Arkansas which is known as the Hog Calling Capital of America!! The Red Wolves ended up 6-7 last year with a bowl appearance. Tulsa took a two-touchdown lead in the 3rd quarter thanks to the arm of Kirk Francis, 18-30, 234 yards, and no interceptions!! I must report another incident with the Tulsa traveling party! Jonesboro Police reports the following: A few Tulsa fans visited Houlihans Bar and Grill and were escorted out after an altercation with some Red Wolves fans! One of the State fans said that TU Hall of Famer Steve Largent would not start at Ark. State!! Thus starting a beer-throwing and spitting ordeal between the two tables of fans!! Both sets of fans were kicked out and continued the argument at a Jonesboro pub down the street!! No beer throwing or no beer-spitting was allowed!!
Don’t Do It!
Beer Pong WAS allowed and won by the Hurricane fans!!
Oklahoma 45 Houston 7
The Sooner defense is bad to the bone and looks SEC-ready! Houston had 8 first downs and 189 yards total offense!! Ouch! Running backs Gavin Sawcheck and DeVante Barnes ran for 132 and 101 yards respectively while the young Sooner O-line Hawgs began to take form!! OU’s Freshman Jayden Jackson and transfer Damanic Williams
made huge plays behind the line of scrimmage to leave the Cougar offense dazed and confused!!
Texas 28 at Michigan 27
New Wolverine coach Sherone Moore gets no respect from Pollsters by being preseason-ranked #9!! No respect for last year's National Champs! Texas on the other hand farts out gold bricks according to the pollsters!! But I must say Sarkesian’ Texas is just a 1-point fav over a Sherones’ Michigan in B in T's eyes!👀👀
Kansas State 32 at Tulane 24
Last year the Green Wave had its first ranked team in Tulane!! The last time Tulane was relevant, famed Bud Wilkinson coach of the OU Sooners, was a baby!! The Wildcats discovered a QB in Avery Johnson, with 20-31, 2 touchdowns, and 260 yards in the air. Golden locks of hair included! A good friend of mine who is a huge K-State Mildcat fan said he would ride nude on a tiger cat 🐈 if State loses to Tulane!
Iowa State 24 Iowa 20
The two arch-rivals are ranked in the top 25 in both polls!! Playing smash-mouth upper midwestern football is their game and playing whoop-ass football is their fame! The Clone linemen workout with bales of hay but the Hawkeye linemen workout with hay balers!
Former fifth-string Clone QB Kevin Highland says he will eat dog poop on top of Rocky Road Ice cream if Iowa State loses to Iowa!!
Illinois 24 Kansas 21
Both these teams have had recent successes and look at being a top 12 playoff team as long as a number of CFB teams drop to Division II!!!!!! Haha! A 51-yard field goal by Illinois’ freshman Yohan Stenerud bounced of both goalposts and went through for the win as the clock ran out!!
Grandfather kicked for the Chiefy Wiefies!
Nebraska 28 Colorado 20
Coach Prime refused to talk to not only the CBS reporters after the game, but the Big 10, Boccia Ball Network, local Nebraska KCOB channel and BBC England!! Evidently he didn't like what they said about him!! Awwwwwwwwww poor baby!
B in T High School picks:
Bixby 57 Sand Springs 31
Sand Springs coach Bobby Klinck is possibly the most underrated coach in all of the upper 3A through 6A football!! His talent is getting better every year! Bixby Coach Montgomery continues to get offers but has refused Alabama, Dartmouth, North Dakota State, and Newkirk while staying with the Sod Farms of Bixby!!
Interesting!!
Blackwell 20 at Kellyville 12
The Maroons could be 2-0 for the first time since the 1907 Oklahoma land rush where Bobby Runningdeer (from Blackwell) was the first settler to cross the Oklahoma claim thus claiming Blackwell!
And the star running back for the 1908 Blackwell High football team!! True shat!! Wikipedia it! Blackwell has not won a road game in 8 years and some of the Maroon Boosters wanted to celebrate by having a turkey shoot!!
B in T Mom and Pop Diner of the Week:
Js Country Kitchen
31 Oak Street, Kellyville, Ok
This 5 Star Country diner once had Porter Wagner and Roy Clark pickin and grinin' so much that they had to call a local dentist from Tulsa to realign their teeth AND their picker!! True story! Also, Best fried green tomatoes in the State!!
Cascia Hall 35 Rejoice Christian 31
The Commandos were likely to have a letdown after defeating their crosstown rival last week. And they did. Rejoice Christian is rumored to be the JV for the powerful Owasso Rams! No TMZ photos yet but my staff is working on it!!
Owasso 42 Jenks 38
The Rams D saves the game with a goal-line stand on the 6-inch-yard line as the clock time expired!! Coach Graham was asked after the game what inspired his team the most. He simply said I owe it to the Owasso Booster Club and the huge NIL deal they inked with the 7 Owosso auto dealers for each player to have a new car over the school year!
I personally think they owed it to God!🙏🙏
Tonkawa 22 at Newkirk 19
Our cousin Kelly and her husband Mayor Charlie will again do the mobile reporting this year for the Buccaneers!! They simply want us to double their Mr and Mrs. B in T’s pecan and vegetable orders next year!! Done! Good local high school reporting is hard to find!
Cousin Kelly looks so youthful in this livestream from Tonkawa!!
B in T NFL picks:
Chiefs 31 Ravens 28
Two of the AFC’s best going at it!! The Chiefs and Patrick Mahomes are hard to beat at home! The Raven’s 1 -2 punch of Henry and Hill (OK State) could not outdo the powerful Chiefs' 1-2 punch of Pacheco and Prince (TU!!).
Cowboys 24 Browns 7
The Cowboy offense has a midget and a former player who has many teeth and disappears in a Christmas pot!!
The 102-year-old owner finally resigned C D Lamb one of the top receivers in the NFL for a modest raise and Jerry has unwadded his Latex Depends!!His own fault!!
Bears 28 Titans 21
The Bears went with a rotating QB situation between rookie Caleb Williams and recently signed veteran Tom Brady! Fact: Brady’s last game at Michigan was the date Caleb was conceived!!! Google it for details!!
Texans 31 at Colts 27
The Texans play tough on the road. The Colts have rookie Anthony Richardson at QB who is supposed to be the next C.J. Stroud!! How ironic!! Huge road win for the Texans!!
Have a great sports weekend!
Bryan in Tulsa
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