Tuesday, June 25, 2024

OKC Gets Kayaking and LGBT Softball in 2028

 My number 1 B in T fan, Uncle Thurston, passed Sunday and at the youthful age of 96.  I had football conversations with Uncle T 10 days ago!  I would like the readers of the B in T blog to keep his family in their prayers!!  Another of my 90-plus-year-old readers has passed leaving only 86 year Uncle Jerry as my years old leader!!  We Love u so muchπŸ™Uncle T!!  Keep reminding me to resend my blog to ya in heaven!!



RIP - Willie Mays- The Say Hey kid…………..in today's sports world he would still be considered a SUPER FREAK!

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Bryan in Tulsa!

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Gusty and Don Woods- the best ever!!  Gather around the Zenith TV/Panasonic Radio Combo and get the Tonadic conditions from Don!!   Today's Thursday Forecast Tulsa:  πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯HOTπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯


NEW terminology : 

I learned a new term called PDS-Potential Damaging Storm

*The Bob Mills Weather Center approved weather insignia for PDS:

☔️🌊🌨πŸŒͺ🌊☔️πŸŒͺ🌊☔️ Von Castor had his hand in this too!!


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Bobblehead Sports:  

(Senior citizen version)


Our kids have threatened to move Papi B in T and Mimi B in T, back and forth between OKC and Tulsa for our senior years of living!!  U say why OKC when your beloved Tulsa University football is a few miles south to my home!!   OKC has Homeland Grocers Triple-A Baseball, NBA Basketball, Thunder Cheerleaders, the future tallest building in the World, Sooner Football, and noodling!  Tulsa has TU, ORU, AA Baseball Drillers, The Gathering Place, Bixby Football and Woodland Hills Mall with a new Scheels with a giant water ride next to the food court’s Orange Julius!! Mimi B in T wants to be where the most grandkids live per square mile and I do too!!  HAPPY WIFE means HAPPY LIFE!!!  So Tulsa for the near future and no super sports city like OKC and Jordan’s family …………..yet!!

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Note: The fiber gummy bear jar for these youngsters!!


B in T Rants:

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B in T Called This!!

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Georgia QB Jaden Rashada is suing Florida head coach Billy Napier and top Gators booster Hugh Hathcock for fraud, among other allegations, over a failed $13.85 million NIL deal!!

No paper trail, no text messages, and nothing as far as agreements???!!  Again attorneys will make the money that could be used for the betterment of a student athlete!

Florida coach Billy Napier is getting numerous Alligator heads in the bed threats from rabid Gator fans!!


The most delusional fanbase in every conference:


ACC: Syracuse- No matter which of the 10 conferences they have been in, they are crazy dillusional!

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AAC: Tulsa- ALL TULSA FANS ARE DELUSIONAL!  It keeps us going back!!  Rice is a close second!

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Big Ten: Washington - great confidence and they feel like they win every game with the beautiful fall colors!  They are high on Shrooms too!!

Big 12: Cincinnati- Old Missouri Valley team!  Have to be super delusional!!

C-USA: New Mexico State- Dillusion is a state of mind from too much Payote cactus!!  Prick your finger on one of those cacti and you will be singing ‘Welcome to the Hotel California’ in no time brother!!

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MAC: Ball State- no balls at Ball State!

MW: Nevada- gambling in Nevada makes everyone delusional, or on crack!! 

SEC: Texas and Oklahoma are delusional about winning 11 games!!

SBC: Georgia State- lots of delusional things, mostly the fact that their stadium used to be the home of the Atlanta Braves, Turner Field which holds 22,000 delusional fans!

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Javion Antai. 6’3” 295 lb OG from Hale is bringing some visitors to a 1-9 team!!

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The halls of Nathan Hale High School have been caressed by the following college teams:


Texas Tech

UNLV

Lamar 

Nebraska 

Kansas

Ok State

Iowa State 

Air Force

OU

Tulsa

Kansas State

Ole Miss

Missouri


Things are looking better for my Hell Rangers!!  Hell yes!!

Javion please don't transfer to Jenks University?!?!



Top 10 Most Intimidating Stadiums in D1 Football!!


1.The Swamp-Florida-Florida=Swamp=BIG GATORS=Fear!

2.The Palace on the Prairie-OU-Chasing Joe Washington and Adrian Peterson on the prairies of Oklahoma!!

3.The Place where Corn is Shucked-Iowa State-Old field turned to Jack Trice Stadium!  A Young Clone fan shucking corn:

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4.Death Valley-LSU-the name alone is plenty scary!

5.The 12th Man-Texas A&M- I have been at the stadium numerous times but have never met this 12th Man fella!

6Fort Snyder-KState- Former coach Bill Snyder was alive during the Civil War and the Wildcats know how to intimidate!  Haha!

7.The Bounce House-UCF- Bouncing in unison can be a lot of fun when drunk and/or stoned!!

8.House Built by Trimble-Jenks High School Trimble is missed, but is watching over all the teams from above!!  Very intimidating for opponents when they start running the clock at the start of the 2nd quarter!!

9.Between the Hedges-Georgia

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the hedges have saved many players from the wire fence and wall, BUT gained lots of chigger bites through the player's 250$ NIL jerseys!!

10.The Kids House-TULSA - A recreating of Tulsa Skelly field for kids to play ball!!  Real field turf too!!

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Most intimidating for the 2-year-olds and Dads midsection!!


B in T Film Critic

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The Monster


This movie starts out as a Leave it to Beaver type of horror flick, but ends up as a ‘Super 8’ monster in the woods flick!!  And a scarier than shat movie!  A mom and daughter hate each other and the daughter even puts a knife to dear old mommy's neck while she sleeps!!  The monster just appears on a secluded road like the Jeepers Creepers road near my hometown of Mountain Home, Arkansas!!  The monster kills everyone except the psycho young girl!!  In the little girl's mind, the husband/dad was abusive and the movie tried to parallel the plot - monster to abusive dad!  

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1.5πŸŽ₯s out of 5

The acting was all the 1.5πŸŽ₯, Therefore, the plot, the cinematography, and the wardrobe were a zero!!



B in T MLB


Cardinals-

Our starting pitching staff has been surprisingly steady but the relief pitching is second to none!  Relievers like King, Kittredge, and Romerro led to the #1 closer in all of baseball, Ryan Helsley!!  25 SAVES!!


Cubs-

The Cubs, Cards, Pirates, and Reds are neck and neck for 2 Wild Card spots!!  The Cubs have the hardest remaining schedule, and the Birds have the easiest!!


Rangers-

The Ranger hitting and pitching are close to last year's numbers but the record of 4 games under .500 is NOT!

11 games over .500 last year at the same time last year!!



Astros-

The Astros are hitting like Trump in the polls and pitching like Biden!!  I will let u figure out the analogy!!  HA!


Have a great sports week!


Bryan in Tulsa

by B in T - FakedOutSports, syndicated in SoonerPolitics.org




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Wednesday, June 12, 2024

T Town is Getting hotter than SNOT!

Bryan in Tulsa!

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Gusty and Don Woods- the best ever!!  Gather around the Zenith TV/Panasonic Radio Combo and get the Tonadic conditions from Don!!   Today's Thursday Forecast Tulsa:

Hotter than snot this week!

The heat index is basically - heat temp plus humidity.  Saturday and Sunday will be in the 106 to 110 degree range in heat index the B in T backyard!

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Gus chipping golf balls in Papi’s brand new Target pool!!  Not cool Gus!  I know where u live little fart!


Von Castor Storm Chaser- the man, the myth, the legend of storm chasing in Oklahoma!!

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Chicks dig guys with big storm chaser trucks!!!

Thanks for all the lives you save!


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Bobblehead Sports:


B in T Rants:


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Team USA’s πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ U16 women’s basketball team standing next to El Salvador’s πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡» U16 team!  The score was 114 to 19!

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                SCARRY!


Top 6 National College Football NIL Deals:


1. Shedeuer Sanders, Colorado

4.6 Million, Daddies doing, sickening, 4.6 mil is the athletic budget at Tulsa for 2 years!!!

2. Travis Hunter, Colorado, 2.7 Million, top receiver nationally, makes sense, plus his own personal ski resort at Eldora Mountain near Boulder!$!$!  

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3.Arch Manning, Texas 2.4 Million, another grandson of a legend, geesh, isn't even a starter!!  Throw in 4 thousand pounds of top Angus beef a year and this is a favorite NIL package!!

4.Quin Evers, Texas,  2.2 million, two Longhorn QBs make more than half the NFL shmucks!!

5.Carson Beck, Georgia, 1.6 million,  Carson is 24 years old and will make more in college than the NFL!

6. Dillon Gabriel, Oregon, 1.4 million!  Tripled his money from OU!!

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The Center for Individuals with Disabilities in Tulsa Superstar-

The Gabinator:

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Gabriele Pratt, a friend of B in T and a member of our beloved Tulsa Center, has become one of the top Para-Cyclist in the World!!!  Not only is she a great para-cyclist but a super person as well!!  I miss seeing her at the Center but her training is demanding and time-consuming!!  Gabinator, watch out for strange dudes overseas!!

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B in T’s Favorite June Quote :

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                        Ha…..Ha!?



Nude Pickleball in the Tulsa Center for Individuals with Disabilities?  


Some of the more free-spirited Tulsa Center pickleball players are finding liberation in playing the way nature intended- in the nude!!!

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Naturalists, or nude recreationists, have been in the U.S. since the 1930’s, gathering at resorts, RV parks, and nude beaches to enjoy their freedom from clothing!!  Together, they like to practice their favorite pastimes like happy hour, shuffleboard, ping pong, AND NOW, Pickleball tournaments in the nude!!  Well your Center wants you!!


For further info:  Call our new nude pickleball Coach Paige at the Center, she would love to talk about the precarious foul situation with you!



B in T’s Film Critic’s Corner 

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Pickle Ball - the Movie

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Star Pro Pickleball Association twins take a stranglehold on the talent from the USA!  The Championship was won by the Florida Ballsquashers with the Tchakarova twins, 16 to Love!  The Florida team defeated the Arkansas Ballknobbers without winning ONE service!!


The plot was predictable, twin sisters Eleonore and Verginie Tchakarova from Bulgaria dominate the world of Pickleball!!  One twin is left-handed and one twin is right-hand, total domination in the 2 on 2s!!



B in T MLB


Cardinals-

The Red Bird batters understand that hitting over .218 as a team can be done!!

As the team hovers around .500 and off and on wild card playoff tickets possibly being printed, Cardinal faithful are awaiting Tony LaRusso to appear and save the day!!


Cubs-

The Cub averageness only succeeded by their willingness to be average is pathetic!!  Just behind St. Loiu for the 6th wild card spot has motivated many of the Cubbies to be the most average a team can be!!  BTW the baby bear went 3-3 last weak Bob!!  



Rangers-

I hate saying this but all my favorite teams that I cackle about all suck this year!  Except for the Royals who started winning, and then I started writing about them!

Ranger injuries are improving, watch for a surge SOON!!



Astros-

The Astros took 2 out of three from my Red Birds and then we were swept by the Blackwell Flycatchers!!  True shat broski!


Royals-

The Royals will wake up and realize that Kansas is closer than Toto and Dorothy thought!!  Royals will spiral during the Republican Convention!!  U heard it here first!!


Have a great sports week!


Bryan in Tulsa




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