Bryan in Tulsa!
There was more ice in the stares from my soon-to-be in-laws 38 years ago than the 2” of ice we promised by the Bob Mills Weather Forecast!! - No need to rush Reasor’s this weekend! 60 degrees and balmy in T Town!!
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Bobblehead Sports:
Ana is just proving she has more muscle than Gus-T the Tulsa mascot!!
B in T Rants:
Dallas Cowboys next coach:
(In theory maybe next year)
-Nick Saban - retired to Boca Raton and too old, 1000 to 1
-Bill Belichick forced retirement and way too old, 5 to 1
-Lincoln Riley USC - too metrosexual skinny jeansish for Dallas, 25 to 1
-Pete Carrol forced retirement way way too old, but still looks younger than most 73 year olds! Hey, he should run for President of the USA!! Youth movement compared to our current old fart nominees!! 15 to 1
-Kellen Moore- GOD please NO past Cowboy coaches!! 10,000 to 1
-Dan Quinn Cowboy D-coordinator - Same as above, and if you listen quietly to the north wind u can hear the Packers score another touchdown against the Cowgirl’s Quinn defense! 10 to 1
-DeMeco Ryans - Houston Texans - B in T’s leading candidate cuz Mrs. B in T likes his chest!! 5 to 1
-Jimmy Johnson - FOX Sports- way way way too old but still has some fire! 5 billion to 1
-Barry Switzer - a retired legend in Oklahoma, he once Coached the Dallas Cowboys and the Oklahoma Sooners at the same time!! No shat!! Next Governor of Oklahoma, but way way way way too old for Jerry Jones again! 3 to 1 Less senile than Trump and Biden!!
Top 6 Cities That Need An NFL Team
1 Honolulu, HI - Houston Texans road trip to sun, fun, and football with the kids!!
2 Oklahoma City, OK - Delgado freshman QB at Union High School will be first player drafted by OKC Stormers NFL team in 2031!!
3 San Antonio, TX - margarita parties on the Riverwalk!!
4 St Louis, MO- try it again and see if it works!
5 Louisville, KY - Raleigh, NC - horses are boring- try football!!
6 Blackwell, OK- they already have pro baseball - Blackwell Flycatchers!! Blackwell Bisons AFC Central!! Sounds perfect!!
B in T has separated from the Dallas Cowboys!
Is - D I V O R C E - next??
Dear John letter to Jerry:
Dear Dallas Cowboys ownership dip shats:
I am a new Houston Texans fan!And after a 55-year marriage to the Dallas Cowboys, I have requested a divorce, STAT!! At the age of 10, Don Meredith, the Dallas Cowboys, and I were wed!! The early years were awesome with, Tom Landry, Jimmy Johnson, and Barry Switzer winning marital bliss and Super Bowls!! The latter years of the Cowgirls have caused most of my 17 strokes, and now a divorce Decree!! I hope the real love of my life, Jami for 38 + years, is not jealous of my new football girl, the Houston Texans!! I will miss u Cow-girls...,……but not the losing and Jerry crying all the time!! Not a good look on national TV!! Ha, not sure where all this came from!
Sincerely,
Anonymously.
Shhhhhh!
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B in T College Basketball picks:
LSU 78 Arkansas 58
The Hogmen ended up playing a double header!! After a whipping by the Tigers the men Razorbacks scrimmaged the lady Razorbacks.……..and lost by 5!! Geeeeesh!
Kansas State 67 at OSU 64
The mildcats are tame, but the Cowboys are tamer!! Bryce Thompson continues to shoot Shaquille free throws but hit 58% 3 pointers!!
Kansas 82 Houston 81
The term ‘welcome to the Big 12’ has been used thousands of times to Houston coach Kelvin Sampson!! I would like to say welcome to: HELL🔥the underworld, a deep pit or distant land of shadows where the dead are gathered👹👹👹👹 or the Big 12!!
Oklahoma 78 at UCF 69
The Sooners are lodged smack dab in the middle of the top 15 in the nation in football AND basketball AND gymnastics AND softball!! This men's basketball is hot and shooting for a 3 seed and the women are making a move to make the NCAA tourney!!
FAU 89 Tulsa 75
TU was up by 2 at halh but their youth petered out in the second half!! Freshmen, Haggerty, Archie and Vanilla Thunder Matt Reed accounted for 50 of their 75 points!! But not enough to overtake the 15th-ranked FAU Owls!!
ORU 86 Denver 84
The men are average but the Golden Eagle girls are hot!! Figuratively speaking!! McBride scores 30 and the men win!!
Have a great sports week!!
Bryan in Tulsa
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