Tulsa Football Fan Fest April 1, do not confuse with April Fool's day!! No spring game, just a scrimmage and an introduction to the new Coach Kevin Wilson Era!! The events will include the following:
Meet and greet the new coaches and players, kids games, face painting, nude blue and gold Mazzola wrestling(adults only), The 70s Kiss band's last performance with the Branson Ballknobbers as the warm-up band, and free calendars of shirtless TU assistant coaches for each month of the year!! The first 1000 folks get the TU hunks calendars first!! Get there early ladies!!
Tulsa football will do what it can to get the fans out for football!!
Bryan in Tulsa
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Updates from our Boccia correspondent, Bill Bocciarhia, next week!!
B in T Rants:
Tulsa University basketball has endured a very shatty 2022-2023 season but not nearly as shatty as the Louisville Cardinals!
TU record 5-25 vs LU 4-28! B in T and a friend went to the Tulsa senior night and were shocked to learn that this was not senior citizens get in free night!! Ha! Tulsa has one senior on the basketball team! Is the fact that these players will be back a good or bad thing? Buuuuuuut the Louisville Cardinal senior night was something for the ages with respect to basketball halftime shows!! Of course, you can't go wrong with a frisbee and a dog!! Unless the dog takes a massive shat on the Denny Crum court!! And in mid-frisbee flight, omg!! True story! No shat! Google it! That's weird!
*Notice he leaves the poor frisbee by itself with the poop!
Original King Kong movie, 90 years ago, was a great flick from what I can remember watching! Hehehe
Thanks, Mr. Trammel!
I believe I watched this at the Bowman Twin Theatre on 31st and Sheridan with a coupon for 25 cents from the Tulsa Tribune!!
I just discovered that my 1-year-old granddaughter has the same size diapers as I do!
We are a very efficient family!
Heated Turf could be a possible link to brain cancer.
The Philadelphia Inquirer has just concluded a detailed investigation regarding 6 players who died of brain cancer on the Phillies baseball team in the early 2000s to current! No players from the cold weather season Philadelphia Eagle football team has been affected by brain cancer. Just the warm weather heat of summer baseball. The Inquirer reported that the rate of brain cancer among former Phillies who played at Veterans Stadium from 1971-2003 “is about three times the average rate among adult men.” The players are
The turf at Busch Stadium in St.Louis had reached the 142 degrees on one day in 1970 when a young B in T was on the field with his polaroid camera!!The Associated Press reported that a thermometer placed in Busch Stadium's artificial surface revealed a ground-level temperature of 152 degrees.
This warning sign at a local little league should have been used on a larger scale now and then.
Early Father's Day gift!
Pooper picker upper cart!
Bobbleheads:
If your little one has a poopy diaper and won't stay still, then get a TU fluorescent light for only $19.99 and sleep all night!! All donations will go to the new indoor football facility at Tulsa University! Come on all you young TU yuppsters with 1 or more rugrats, bite the bullet and send $19.99 to Tulsa Indoor Football Facility
Care of: Mikie Dodson TU ‘80!
NCAA Basketball Tourney:
FINAL FOUR!🏀🏀🏀🏀
WHO!??
Almost perfect B in T Bracket:
FAU 71 San Diego State 68
Florida Atlantic a future opponent of TU, has one of the best Oceanographic school in the world!! To play basketball at FAU u must be able to hold your breath underwater for 17 minutes at a depth of 3 football fields!! True shat!! The FAU Owls will deep-dive against the Miami Hurricanes for the National Championship of college basketball 🏀!! My bracket was busted when I picked up my laddie ✏️ pencil to fill out my stinkin' first, pick!! I hate brackets!!
Miami Hurricanes 81 UConn 72
The Miami Hurricane coach is so cool!! He coached in the final four 25 years ago when the baggy shorts look was hot!! Coach Jim Laragana who resembled a poor man's, Jim Boeheim, outcoached UConn's coach Dan Hurley!!
B in T MLB:
OPENING DAY!
Cardinals
Guillermo Zuniga was clocked at 102 mph on 3 pitches thrown in a one-inning stint against the USA! After watching him with the 2022 Tulsa Drillers, Zuniga should be a good closer for the Springfield AA team or the Memphis AAA team! Control could be a concern!
Cubs
A young Chicago Cub Board member, Jim Wrigley the 5th, objected to a vote for a sale of the team to the My Pillow dude! The board then reminded him, the Wrigley family has no voting rights! The motion to sell to Pillow God passed and looks like Free Pillow Day at Wrigley in 2024! And the Cubs lost their 12th straight opening day!!
Rangers
In the last two year's the payroll under new ownership has gone from big- to obscene contracts to players — Jacob deform, Marcus Semien, Corey Seager, Jon Gray, Nathan Eovaldi, Andrew Heaney — and convinced World Series-winning manager Bruce Bochy to come out of retirement!
Dodgers
Regarding the starting rotation, Julio Cruz is da main man!! The rest of the rotation stays Dustin May, who starts Saturday’s getaway day came against the Royals at Camelback Ranch, will start the second game of the regular season, followed by Clayton Kershaw, Noah Syndergaard, and the fifth starter who according to my sources has just come out of retirement, yes Dodger great Fernando Valenzuela!!
Royals
Zach Greinke for the second straight year is the opening-day starter! Then an average older rotation makes young arms like Bubic and Lynch very important!
Brewers
The Brewers Christian Yelch is starting his tenth season of roaming the Brewer’s Beer Garden in centerfield!!
Astros
To replace Altuve for 2023 the Stros have brought Craig Biggio out of retirement!!
Have a great sports week!
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