Bryan in Tulsa
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Prayers for Marty Jacobs who is Josh Jacobs of the Las Vegas Raiders🙏 He is recovering from a recent heart attack!! Marty and his brother were and still are Lift drivers for handicapped folks like me!!
Both are sports nuts!🙏🙏 Evidently Marty’s grandson called 911!!
B in T Rant bout’ Nuthin!
Where Will Kliff ‘Waldo’ Kingsbury be next year!??
1 Alabama - terminated coaches go here to be analyst
2 Oklahoma State - offensive coordinator
3 Iowa - Kingsbury will bring the ‘run and shoot’ instead of the off tackle twice, and quick kick offense that has been Iowa tradition for decades!
Waldo Kingsbury
Will the egos of UT attempt to hire John Calipari from Kentucky OR will Kentucky fire Calipari and his 15 assistant coaches first?? Stay tuned for ‘As the Calipari Turns’ in 2023!
NBA Conspiracy Theory - the Thunder are easily the youngest team in the NBA, and in their only TNT TV appearance this DECADE the refs made sure that Miami Heat superstar Jimmy Butler looked great with 25 free throws and 42 free shots for his team, at home!! The Thunder must beat the refs and the NBA this year!! Keep shooting Thunder, your time will come!! Oh, the Thunder lost to the Heat with a FREE THROW with 1 second left!! WTFrick!! Geeeesh! Conspiracy Theory with Thunder and NBA will be on CBS 60 Minutes in two weeks!!
Rondell Bothroyd Oklahoma football transfer from Wake Forrest is on my all-name team 2023!! Both-royd sounds like the dog’s name on the old Jetsons cartoons!!
Astro
Brazil folks please learn from the U.S. Capital building attempted takeover and hide your faces when attempting a felony on world TV!!!
I think Mrs. B in T has a crush on Gov. Stitt! WTF!! I voted for him!!
What does the statement “you're killing me smalls” mean? Is your name mister Smalls and someone is attempting to kill u!! This is confusing and I refuse to GOOGLE it!!
Kedarian Ray pulled his tail out of the transfer portal!! HUGE ‘get’ for the new staff at TU!!
I honestly felt I was done with the fundraising to friends and relatives!! Wrong Blue and Gold Sausage breath!! The Center will be taking us to a few Boccia Tournaments this year and I will be begging my 11 readers to buy some popcorn!!
Broth Bar??!!??!!
This is not right dude!! There is a broth bar 3 blocks from MY HOUSE, WTFrick is happening, next, there will be a strip club in my front yard.............hey wait, nawwww! Broth Bars are places to hang when there is no other place in the entire universe left to hang!
B in T College Basketball Picks:
ORU 79 at ND State 59
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ORU 87 at North Dakota 66
The North Dakota State and North Dakota three-day tour is close to the animated movie Frozen II as the ORU staff and players wanted to get!! The bus from Fargo to Grand Forks, North Dakota snow plowed into a 50ft snow drift, forcing the ORU team to use Nike Mukluks and walk the remaining 12 miles of stranded cars and massive snow drifts!! The Golden Eagles win both games by a combined 41 points!! Even after a 12-mile walk in a blizzard!!
Arkansas 88 Ole Miss 66
The Razorback team was led by Council the 4th who scored 28 points for the streaking Men in red!! The Rebels are still reveling over a bad football season end!
Iowa State 74 at Ok State 69
The Clones are looking for a way to win at Gallagher Iba, so they were awarded 35 free throws and made 32!! The three Big 12 refs were from the east but all three played Bball at Dez Moines High School, hmmmmmm verrrrrry interesting!
Oklahoma 70 Baylor 67
Sooner coach Moser has asked both of the Grove brothers to wear white headbands for the remainder of the season!! This will remove the bad vibes from Loyd Noble and allow the Sooners to reach the Final Four!!
Tulsa 68 Tulane 63
The TU Student Section was packed with students for Pajama Night in their PJs except for the Lambda Chi’s who studied and wore their Harry Potter costumes!
Bobbleheads:
Conspiracy Theory:
After hanging with the grandkids for a couple of hundred hours the last couple of weeks I have concluded that some of the kid shows are created by aliens, cults, or foreign countries!! that are attempting to take over our minds and rule the world!! No shat!! And if you play shows like Daniel Tiger, Marsha Bear, or Paw Patrol, backward you will hear the Devil telling you to watch porn!! Try it, I dare ya!!
ie: Helter Skelter, Beatles
NFL Playoff picks:
Cowboys 38 FartyNiners 31
Yes, I am back on the Cowboy bandwagon after one week of brain spasms!!
Iowa State fans claim they knew Brock Purdy would be great as Mr Totally Irrelevant - the last player drafted in the 2022 NFL draft! San Fran fans claim that he is great because of coach Kyle Shanahan molded him to the future next great Tommy Brady!! The bragging battles between So Cal snobs and Cyclone Nation over the actual ownership of Mr Purdy loyalty continues!!
Have a great sports week!
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