Bryan in Tulsa
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B in T Rants bout nutin’
*The Gateway Arch and Busch Stadium were both under construction in 1965!!
If you look veeeerrry closely, you may see a young B in T on summer break from TU operating the giant crane!!
*2022 B in T Grade cards for area college teams:
Oklahoma 6-7 - C+ Lots of hot air from the early prognosticators and Sooner radio KREF, then switched to 5th rated 2023 recruiting class to put honey on the open wound of a 6 and 7 season!!
Oklahoma State 7-6- C- A few weeks ago the Cowboys were dreaming of a final 4 season and a top 10 ranking!!
The Cowboy faithful are praying for the Gundy Mullet to come back or for the man under the mullet to not come back! The football Grinch took this away and is making next year's team look very average! With Spencer Sanders's bye-bye in portal land and the backup QB’s arm strength compared to a 6th grader at Owasso, next year looks like another C-ish grade!!
Arkansas 7-6 C The Hog fans are still enamored by coach Pittman, but another 7-6 season and the restless Tyson and Walton money will look to offer some big bucks to Urban Meyers!!
Tulsa 5-7 C~ Coach Montgomery has moved on to be the OC at Auburn, and we have ex-Sooner and current Ohio State OC Kevin Wilson to steer the Hurricane in 2023!!
Last year ended with a hard-fought victory over the Houston Cougars, giving them a farewell boot to the Big 12!! Overall a disappointing year and sad to see a good man lose his job but business is business and college football is corporate $$$$$$$$!!
*Tulsa basketball and football may need a year or two!! I am proud Tulsa basketball held Houston to under a hundred and we have a commitment from the number 1 player in Colorado for 2024!! I am afraid that TU softball and OU baseball are where my energy spikes in spring 2023!!
*The OKC Thunder started 3 20-year-olds, a 22 and a 24-year-old last week!! The future is bright!! But the present can be trying!!
*TCU QB is special, no NIL deal, no hot girlfriend or mom are seen 500 times by the ESPN cameraman, and no dad who thinks he knows everything!!
*Tulsa QB Braylin Braxton will be in New York for the 2023 Heisman Award presentation! I am just sayin’ bro, like with TCU this year, miracles can happen!!
*Oklahoma wins the Big 12 in 2023! AND half of the vaunted 2023 fifth-ranked recruiting class entered the transfer portal!! WTF!
*New Years Eve’s Miley Cyrus and Dolly Pardon Special was average! The Talking Heads dude song ‘young as I never was’ and Miley’s ‘Party in the USA’ were the only songs I recognized!! Ms. Cyrus' legs are not good for an old fart stroke survivor, but I did peek at ‘the legs’ and survived till midnight!!
B in T Picks:
College Football National Championship, SoFi Stadium in Inglewood, California.
1-9-23
TCU 43 Georgia 42
I picked Texas Christian because their mascot is a horny toad as my grandma Audoo used to say and smile!
Also, their QB Duggan is a cross between carrot top 🔺 and Richie Cunninghan! TCU kicks a 51-yard field goal as time runs out!! Texas Christian Fans rush the field in SoFi Stadium in Inglewood, California, and squish the poor hormy frog mascot!!
College Basketball Picks:
Texas 82 at a Oklahoma State 79
The Texas coach Beard is pretty puckered up regarding some fight with a relative. My sources say the board will meet in May of 2032 to decide his future! Really! Longhorn a hit a half-court shot to win at the buzzer!!
Kentucky 74 at Alabama 69
Both teams could play in the Big 12, really they are that frickin good!!
Kansas 81 at West Virginia 75
A couple of Mountaineer fans were expelled from the their seats behind the Kansas bench for mooning coach Self’s wife!
Texas Tech 84 Oklahoma 74
The Sooners are making an early case for the NIT! Coach Moser needs to light a fire under the Groves brothers! The new OU scoring machine, Sherfield, needs to learn to share the ball!!
ORU 92 Kansas City 81
ORU has more talented players than Max Abmas, well...........I may have to recant that! Abbas stat line: 33 points, 13 assists, 4 steals, 7 rebs!
Arkansas 77 at Auburn 75
The Tiger’s alum and TNT funny man Charles Barkley, got into the smallish Razorback coach’s face for getting on the court too much with his size 5 men's Nikes!! The Razorback's talent overcame the tremendous crowd at the Auburn Arena!!
Tulane 78 Tulsa 71
Small Tulane crowd of 938 to watch two TUs battle for the AD Rick Dickson Trophy who has been a super Athletic Director for both of the mid-majors!! Tulsa's over-under of 10 wins is being played for the under in Vegas! Ouch, back to TU softball!!
BOBBLEHEAD SPORTS
When Babysitting Rug Rats You Will Do ANYTHING To Keep the Rats Happy!!
Have a great sports week!!
Bryan in Tulsa
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