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Breaking B in T NEWS: Baker Mayfield has one more year of college eligibility and he may take the portal to the Texas Longhorns!!
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Bocce Ball at The Center,
from a B in T perspective:
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When I first heard of bocce at the Center I thought it was a card game!! Then I asked if it was a new 💊 drug?? Every Monday and Friday at 2:45 I saw this parade of disabled folks heading to Gym 1 like some type of zombie cult!! What is this I see, but a game with red, white and blue soft balls! So about 6 years ago I started following this cult at the Center called Boccia Ball!!
I noticed that they measured the closeness of a blue or red ball to the white ball with a geometry-looking device!! You knew you were jacked when your first boccia match was with someone who had their own leather case and balls!$ I learned quickly that these games are intended to be played in silence, and some folks tend to ignore boccia etiquette!! I was sternly urged to not emit gasses during any USA Boccia-sanctioned tournaments!
I noticed huge ramps that were used to allow those who had limited use of their limbs to play boccia!!
Each of these Paralympic players may use a spotter to assist with the rotation, whether up, down, or to the side!!
Over the last 7 years, I have watched our boccia players go from wild-eyed children to grizzly ole’ pros!! No medals to thousands of medals! (slight exaggeration maybe 🎃🤪) A good number of our players have retired from the high-pressure game of Paralympic Boccia!! I miss these folks but have some great memories and pics of the fun we have had! So every Monday and Friday at 2:45 the Zombie-like procession, including B in T, head to gym 1 to devour their next boccia opponent!!
Many parts, people, and equipment are put together to make the Center for Individuals with Physical Challenges Boccia Team in Tulsa one of the best in America!!
B in T College picks:
BV
Oklahoma 35 Kansas 31 (new and improved)
The Jayhawks are starting to become the Big Bird of the state of Kansas but when in Norman, Oklahoma they are wittle birdies! The Kansas Offensive line is still the Kansas Offensive line, so the BV defense led by DC Ted Roof dominated the Kansas offense until someone spotted Kansas's legendary coach Mark Mangino in the Kansas OC booth WITH HEADPHONES ON!!! Yes, Mangino was hired by Kansas to be an offensive analyst for 17.00 dollars an hour!! True shat!!
In the end, Sooner DEs, Reggie Grimes and Ethan Downs spent more time in the Kansas backfield than their fullback does!! Wait Kansas has no fullback! Starting Kansas Heisman QB is a game-time decision!! So is OU's 5’11” QB Dillon Gabriel!! Rumor is that Baker Mayfield has one more year of college eligibility but he may take the portal to Texas!!
Oklahoma State 38 at TCU 31
An Orange alert was issued in Fort Worth, TX, not for the OSU football team, but a giant missing Pistol Pete paper head!! Yes, the OSU mascot head was jacked 20 minutes before kickoff!! In a show of sportsmanship the TCU horned toad mascot offered his head to the Pistol Pete dude, but that would look sick!!🤮🤮🤮 When an announcement was made to the Fort Worth crowd, a lady loudly exclaimed she saw Pistol Pete's head in the Lady's Room in section 306!! The Pistol Pets head was quickly taken to a local carwash, cleaned, and returned by kickoff!! Pistol Pete’s head was returned to his happy owner and they all lived happily ever after!! Oklahoma State QB Spencer Sanders put himself back in the Heisman top 5 with his 323-yard and 5 TDs performance against TCU!!
Position vs Position Breakdown
OSU vs TCU
QB: osu
RB: tcu
WR: osu
TE: tcu
OL: tcu
DL: osu
LB: tcu
CB: osu
S: tcu
K: tcu
KOS: osu
KR: osu
P: osu
Cheerleaders: osu
Better looking Alums: tcu
More methheads per capita: Fort Worth
Arkansas 35 at BYU 27
A tough nonconference game against the Cougars from Provo, Utah!! BYU looked to be ready to score the winning field goal when former Broken Arrow super stud CB Myles (the Crusher) Slusher picked up a fumble and returned it 68 yds for the winning touchdown! The Slusher family partied as much as you can party 🎉 in Provo, Utah!! How far is Vegas from Provo??
Texas 34 Iowa State 31
The Longhorn football team got to meet Texas Governor Greg Abbott!! Gov. Abbott also invited former President Donny Trump to meet the team as well!! Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner? Kind of! Clone Nation will never be the same after this loss!!
Purdue 38 Nebraska 28
The Boilermakers dominated the Cornhusker in the proverbial trenches!! In the second half the Purdue line looked like the old Husker lines with Remmington and Suh!! Cornhusker QB Casey Thompson via Texas via Norman, via the son of Charles Thompson ex OU QB has entered the Transfer Portal again! He has eyes of Texas A&M upon him not Texas this time!!
Notre Dame 42 Stanford 31
Stanford is the medical brownie that the Irish needed! Notre Dame QB Drew Pyne received a verbal ass-chewing by his coach and responded by going 22-26, 4TDs, and 298 yds passing!! Let the coach, coach, and the playa, play!!
Illinois 27 Minnesota 25
Huge upset for the Bielema-led Illini as several players attempted to lift coach B on their shoulders unsuccessfully! An impromptu party 🎉 at the Blind Pig Pub and Grill in downtown Champagne when someone declared that University of Illinois would be closed next week in celebration of the win!! Unfortunately, the University of Illinois knew nothing of this - school out for a week deal!! Great party...atmosphere!!
Alabama 34 at Tennessee 24
The Volunteer players were planning on victory celebration bars but forgot to win the game!! Two Bryce Young TD passes in the final 6:43 of the game to come from 4 down to cover the Vegas spread of 9!!
Utah 42 USC 31
The SoCal bubble was busted again Saturday night in Utah!!
Caleb Williams had 1 TD, two picks and a fumble lost, or he basically sucked!!
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B in T High School Picks:
Pumpkin Man appears at Hallowzooween!!
The Tulsa Zoo was visited by the Pumpkin Man and was spotted at the Quick Trip Guillotine exhibit!!
Also spotted at the event were Chucky, Jason, Edward Scissorhands, and of course, Freddie Kruger! Pumpkin Man and his magical brownies were the hit of the whole Zoolloween!!👻👻👻👻👻👻
Owasso 48 at Yukon 16
The Rams D was all over the field against the Millers!! And not the famous Mitch Miller of Christmas songs in the 60s! The Yukon Mill and Grain Company in 1930 was named after the person who opened and closed the mill for the day's lathe production!
Union 48 at Mustang 27
The Redhawk D defense gets
a sack of Halloween candy treats from Reasors, plus a 25 lb sack of Russett potatoes for every sack the player makes the rest of the year including the playoffs!! The team is heavily starched with potato soup for the remainder of the year but the TFL (thrown for loss) stats were amazing for Mustang!!
Jenks 56 at Southmore 13
The Trojans traveled their JV, the Freshman team, the 8th-grade team, and the Little Trojans 1st and second-grade teams suited up to hang in the sidelines but did not play for safety reasons for Mustang!
Bixby 62 Broken Arrow 27
Bixby’s application to Conference USA has been unanimously passed by all OSSAA Board Members!! Broken Arrow football was hoping it would go into effect sooner than later!!
Grove 46 Nathan Hale 21
Bishop Kelley 31 at Pryor 27
Small upset of the Tigers at Pryor’s Homecoming!! But the Pryor Moms won the B in T Trophy!!
B in T Mom O Meter - Pryor Moms .978 BK - Moms .971
Believe it or not, again this competition was so close!! The final competition of the day was frog gigging!! The rules of frog gigging were explained:
Oklahoma Frog Gigging State Laws
Bullfrogs may be taken with hook and line, gig, spear, bow and arrow or other methods, except firearms, under a resident or nonresident fishing license. Bullfrogs taken with a firearm require a hunting license. Bullfrogs may be taken year-round. No more than 15 bullfrogs per day are taken!! Bullfrogs may not be sold or shipped out of state. Wichita Mountains WR is off-limits to bullfrog harvest!!
The lady Pryor moms had reached the 15 frog gigs Oklahoma maximum by noon, while the BK moms only gigged two!! Sad........
B in T Diner of the Week:
Thomas Restuarant
South Mill Street
Pryor, OK
With all the stars that are in Oklahoma for all this movie makin’ stuff, no one noticed
that Bransons Balknobbers
were in Pryor at Thomas
Restaurant having cheesecake and Folgers coffee!! True shat!
Hennessey 34 at Blackwell 23
The Holiday Blackwell Turkey Shoot, lets a lucky local person win 10 pounds of turkey gizzard and neck, will go to the first Kay County resident to shoot, baste and glaze a Turkey 🦃over 40 pounds!!
Verdigris 42 Cascia Hall 30
The Verdigris Cardinals kicked the Commandos all over the Verdigris field in Claremore Friday night!!
Cushing 48 McLain 24
The Cushing folks did not know that the McLain Scotts star Josh Jacobs of Alabama Tide fame is currently the star running back for the Las Vegas Raiders!! Cushing stud WR Camden Crooks is being looked at as a Preferred Walkon at Oklahoma State and has an offer from New Mexico State as a DB in the 2023 Aggies freshman class!!
Tonkawa 20 Morrison 16
Two of the best Oklahoma Class A football teams in high school football history will be facing each other in a death match at Buccaneer Field!! The Tonkawa The field was covered with small plastic graveyard Tombstones to scare the Morrison Mildcats Halloween goblins and critters away!
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B in T NFL picks:
Bears 15 at Commanders 13
The Bears are the number 1 team in the NFL in field goal kicks made per game!! The butt-kicking Bears average 8.1 field goals per game, while the next closest team was 3.3 field goals per game!! Coach Ditka is not very proud of this feat!! In fact, he is downright unhappy!!
Chiefs 31 Bills 27
Bills QB Allen and K.C. QB Mahomes have dinner Saturday night at the Cheify Weify BalBque Hookah Bar!! The QB's are now pinky swear, besties and blood-to-blood brothers FOR LIFE!!
Eagles 34 Cowboys 31
Oil tycoon, Dallas Cowboy owner and facelift authority Jerry Jones was not allowed in his Philadelphia suite because he was carrying a banana cannabis vape!!
Have a great sports week!
Bryan in Tulsa
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