Bryan in Tulsa
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BOBBLEHEAD SPORTS:
Barbie Doll Hosting Sportscenter?!
My eldest Granddaughter, Ana, stated that she wanted to be a sports mommentator, like the ones on TV! After a 15-minute tutorial from Papi B in T, she explained that ‘Barbie’ (her fav) was a real live commentator (not mommentator) on ESPN!!
That is AMAZING 👀👀👀!!
B in T notes:
Top 50 Tailgate experience colleges in America!
Note:
Arkansas #7!!
Oklahoma State #18!!!!!
Tulsa #48!!!!!!!!!!!!
OU not in top 50?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Huh?
Whaaaat?
R u shatting me bro?
My Uncle Jeff used to call these kickers - sidewinders!! Now all kickers are sidewinders or soccer style, Uncle Jeff!! RIP
B in T College Picks:
BV
Oklahoma 31 Texas 30
Cotton Bowl, Dallas, Texas
All of America is awaiting the B in T pick of BV (Brent Venables) vs BeVo (Longhorn’s 2-ton bull mascot)!! A one-point victory with a 39-yard field goal at the 3:55 mark in the 4th quarter!! Several fans in the Cotton Bowl complained about the stench in the southeast restrooms of the Cotton Bowl! Eventually, security found two dead possums that were cooked in the nacho cheese dip at the Texas State Fair!!
The Sooner defense is very nasty and can be nasty good and nasty bad!! To see how nasty bad OU’s defense is we must look at the BV Vein meter! If the D is bad, coach Venable’s veins on his neck will bulge out 2 inches!! Against the Longhorns BV’s Vien Meter hit 3.4 inches!!
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Oklahoma State 42 Texas Tech 31
The Cowboy’s D line makes several NFL defensive line coaches jealous!! The Pressley brothers lit up the Cowboy sideline wall paddles for 4 touchdowns and 342 total offense yards!!
Tulsa 34 at Navy 22
Tulsa QB Davis Brin is slowly becoming the apple in the eye of many NFL scouts!!! With his accuracy going from the worst in the nation to the number 3 rated passer in the USA!! The Navy wishbone, aka the poor man's wishbone, aka the zone blocking with small lineman wishbone, can be tricky but with TU’s D lineman maturity the Hurricane took the game over in the second half!!
Position vs Position
TU vs Navy
QB: Even with Brin out
RB: Navy
WR: TU
TE: Navy
OL: TU
DL: Navy
LB: TU
CB: TU
S: TU
K: TU
KOS: TU
KR: TU
P: TU
Cheerleaders: TU- our male cheer is outstanding!
Better looking Alums: Navy dudes are in shape!
Better hair cuts: minimal data available - Navy - chicks dig service haircuts
Arkansas 31 at Mississippi State 21
The Razorbacks play better on the road than at home!! Imagine in Fayetville where you have 70,000 crazed hog snouts snorting at you!!!!
It can be nerve-racking even if you are the home team!!
Close game until Bulldog coach Mike Leach came out with tin foil on his head at halftime saying that aliens have landed in Starksville!
While coach Leach was in the concussion protocol tent the Bulldogs lost control of the game and ultimately coach lost his tin foil hat!!
Kansas State 34 at Iowa State 34
A sextuple overtime tie
Super cornshucker vs mild cat football game with my besties Kevin and Coco favorite team's!! Each team recorded a world record 17 safeties! Total offensive yardage for both frozen tundra teams was 7!!
FARMAGEDON
Illinois 17 Iowa -2
Illinois defense is so effin tough that after their win over Wisconsin they decided not to bathe the remainder of the season!! This showed, solidarity in brotherhood and smelliness!! According to some of my sources at Fox News, an Iowa offensive line coach was awarded a negative 2 points for farting in a hot ESPN mic!!!!
Notre Dame 42 BYU 28
The Irish 🍀 have discovered what the Thundering Herd of Marshal is, just like they discovered what a Golden Hurricane was in 2010!!
A victory over BYU will go a long way to get the neuropathic pain out of the loss to Marshal a few weeks ago! A Thundering Hurd is a large group of buffalo that are scared of thunder which is now a well-known fact in the athletic department of Notre Dame!! Sorry, Irish fans but I pick ND to have a strong final half but with my pick record, a lot of suckage for ND is possible!
Nebraska 20 at Rutgers 17
These teams are pretty even in the world of below-average Power 5 conference teams!!
According to my sources, Nebraska brass is looking hard at SC’s Golden child Lincoln Riley and is putting a package together that includes half the land in Nebraska!!
Alabama 38 Texas A&M 24
Alabama’s Saban and A&M’s Jimbo are both driven to excellence in their fields of coaching!! In this Tallahassee game, the Tide manhandled the Aggies scoring 6 times in 8 possessions!! Alabama stud linebacker Will Anderson Jr. will be one of the four Heisman finalists and oh btw he had two fumble recoveries and one for a touchdown against A&M!!
Ohio State 31 at Michigan State 17
The Buckeyes would be in third place in the NFC Central Division!! Looking good for the final four........again!! Per Lee Corso and Kurt Herbstreit of the Gameday Crew, the Buckeyes will win the National Championship in 2022!!
Clemson 27 at Boston College 17
Clemson’s D is starting to get some of the old Venable’s mojo back! The BC O-line averages 328lbs and the 2nd stringers line averages 338lbs! Neither line could stop the Clemson D!! The size of your offensive line does not bring you championships but it sure doesn't hurt!!
USC 42 Washington State 21
USC QB Caleb Williams had his pads off and arm iced in the second half for throwing 300 passes, including hardcore warm-ups!! No Caleb in the second half means problems for the Trojans!!
B in T High School picks:
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Pumpkin Man Delights Ambassador Nursing Home!
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Several nursing home residents were filled with joy and laughter as they were visited by Pumpkin Man and his Happy Halloween Brownies!! From Ambassador Manor Nursing Home to the Metro Christian vs football game, Pumpkin Man shared his magical brownies until campus security arrived on their scooters!
Bishop Kelley 27 Edison 12
The Comets played their Comet tails off this week! Kelley, with a newly acquired player via the men's soccer team!! The young man, who is now called Boomer, just signed a NIL (Naming, Image, and Likeness) Deal with Bob’s Soccer Shack for unlimited Nike ✔️ Soccer Ball usage!
Bixby 66 at Enid 12
With Bixby up 60 to zip at halftime, the Bixby coaches offered to have the Bixby mom's powder puff football team play in the second half!! That was not well accepted by the Enid folks who allowed a second-half running clock!!
Alva Gold Bugs 22 Blackwell, 20
Losing to a team called the Gold Bugs is equivalent to shooting Deer with a pop gun, and should NEVER be done!! A big bunny with his paw-finger in the gun should never be done either!! The bottom line is you should never lose to a bug if you are from a wheat farming town!! Finally and most of all the Blackwell Alum next to me for 34 years would sleep better with a Maroon win!!
BTW 48 Tahlequah 23
On certain nights when the moon has a witchy vibe, Tahlequa might upset the Hornets at SE Williams for Homecoming!! But not tonight!
Broken Arrow 54 Westmore 16
The Tiger's second team started the game because they practiced better!! The freshmen practiced better than the JV, and the freshmen suited up while the JV sat on the bench without pads! BA still kicked butt!!
Cascia Hall 45 Jay 6
The game was interrupted when the campus fire alarm went off due to the always-lit weight room lights going OUT!!
A replacement LED light was brought to the weight room and installed by 4 doctors and Cascia Campus Security!
Choctaw 38 Deer Creek 24
Choctaw’s offensive line took over the game in the second half by plowing the ball 🏈 off tackle for 5 yards a pop!! With the clock moving the Yellowjacket Center wanted to carry the ball!! They allowed the 6’2” 270-pounder to run and he fumbles the fricking ball!! Choctaw recovered and ran the clock out!!
Cushing 38 Wagoner 26
The duo of Camden Crooks receiving from recent New Mexico State QB commit Blaze Berlowitz accounted for 80% of the Cushing offense against an unknown and hungry Wagoner Bulldog team!!
Jenks 34 Norman North 28
The Jenks Moms played the Norman Moms in a touch football game that turned into a mud wrestling match in the rain! The Jenks Moms won by two touchdowns besting their son's margin of victory over Norman!
Mom O Meter - Norman North Moms .987 Jenks Moms .978
The Jenks moms led until the final event of Squatch Calling (mating calls to arouse the male Big Foot)! Norman North Squatcher Mom - Olivia Cumbersome did a squatch call that caused numerous Squatch sightings in the Norman and OKC areas and gave the Norman North Moms the B in T Mom on O Meter Trophy!!
Diner of the Week - Downtown Jenks- Jenks Restuarant 215 East Main St, Jenks, OK
Family atmosphere, the best breakfast omlettes this side of Mounds!!
Owasso 52 Edmond North 16
The Owasso coaching staff deserves credit for rallying the forces of Ram football together after a tough start to the season!! Stay strong young men of Owasso football!!
Tonkawa 36 at Oklahoma Union at South Coffeeville, Oklahoma 20
The Tonkawa freshmen linebackers are already heavily recruited by many of the power 5 schools in the midwest!! Urban legends have Buccaneer freshmen linebackers eating raw squid before games!! The young men will soon have NIL deals to harvest wheat for Kay County Farmers Union for 2022, 2023 and 2024!
Union 52 at Norman 27
TU is after another player or two from Union after landing commit Devin Robinson, strangely the entire defensive unit is being scouted by the entire Tulsa defensive football staff!! The TU dudes were easy to pick out in the Norman High crowd with their matching Adidas gear!!
B in T Pro picks:
Rams 24 Cowboys 21
Over the hills comes Dak,
Almost ready to come back,
But if Dak comes back,
Who in the front office does
enough crack,
To recommend Dallas keep
the Cooper Rush attack!
Dats a fact Jack!!
Bears 21 at Vikings 17
The Bear's defense is so stingy they did not share their porridge with Goldilocks when reading the famous nighty night 🌚 story to their kids!!
Texans 24 at Jaguars 20
A huge road win for the Texans!
Chiefs 38 Raiders 28
Watching Mahomes do fancy passes is like watching noodling!! U never, ever know where the catfish are coming from or where the football is coming from!!
Have a great sports week!!
Bryan in Tulsa
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